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05/16/2005 04:40:33 PM · #201 |
A swarthy young photog named tony,
took to calling his tool "my baloney"
A cute girl at a sitting,
said youv'e got to be kidding,
to have such a big lens on your sony.
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05/16/2005 04:45:53 PM · #202 |
Please Rate This Thread:
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05/16/2005 04:52:42 PM · #203 |
Originally posted by kpriest:
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Your local reconstructive surgeons must be billing up a storm ...
Message edited by author 2005-05-16 16:53:37. |
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05/16/2005 05:49:08 PM · #204 |
Originally posted by GeneralE:
Originally posted by kpriest:
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Your local reconstructive surgeons must be billing up a storm ... |
What? This little thing?
Just seeing if anyone does pay attention.
<< Ken removes long hair and puts appropriate appendage back in place >>
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05/16/2005 08:30:06 PM · #205 |
A pee lake? and girls without pants?
Our lyrics are all dirty chants!
But if they're not edgy
Then they're dull as a veggie-
So embarass us all with your rants!
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05/16/2005 08:40:40 PM · #206 |
The new challenge, I see, is called "lighting"
An element we find most inviting
"Lighting two" it should be
as we've had one you see
But Site Council are too busy fighting.
(hehhehe.. sorry SC!)
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05/17/2005 03:27:21 AM · #207 |
And alas, now the limericks have died,
None too soon, for our brains are all fried,
If they start up again,
A result of this pen,
Out of fear I shall go run and hide. |
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05/17/2005 03:35:37 AM · #208 |
There once was a young lady named Kavey
Who laughed so hard ....
better not.
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05/17/2005 04:19:27 AM · #209 |
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05/17/2005 08:46:09 AM · #210 |
Many of you think your writing is witty,
what it does to me is make me feel bad.
Time would be better spent in the park,
taking photos until well after nightfall.
I have time for no more, I say with a smirk,
It is now the time where I head to my job.
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05/17/2005 09:38:19 AM · #211 |
Over my keyboard I'm slumped.
To compose a new limerick, I'm stumped.
Then a bolt from the blue-
I know what I'll do...
Consider this thread to be BUMPED. |
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05/17/2005 10:54:36 AM · #212 |
Just as I went to click the shutter
I fell into a tub of butter
My model fell in
Not able to swim
And frankly didn't care if I could make the rest of this limmerick come out right cuz I was now in a tub of butter with a half nekked gal that may need rescuing and we all know it's so slippery that there will be a lot of groping involved and - uh - where'd my camera go? Oh well - off to save a damsel in distress.
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05/17/2005 10:59:48 AM · #213 |
oh that brad hes really quite quick
he fell into butter and did stick
his camera was lost
at oh what a cost
hes with a nekkid girl thats just sick |
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05/17/2005 11:17:59 AM · #214 |
oh don't you make such a todo,
over Brad and his tub full of goo,
you will see that my friend,
will get his in the end,
his cholesterol's 342!
Dave
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05/17/2005 11:39:14 AM · #215 |
Now where is that long-haired Hollywood man,
Who holds a tub of goop in his hand.
Wiping some off his sleeve
Still says can't believe
it is not really even butter man! |
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06/24/2006 02:30:51 AM · #216 |
It died in two thousand and five
And suddenly I'm compelled to revive
The fun many missed
So I'm asking for an assist
To help keep this thread alive
If you don't know what to do
Just read a few
You'll pick it up fast
(though several hours will have passed)
Soon you'll be writing like bear_music too!
And oh by the way
I put many of my pics back today
So go check them out
You'll wanna see Woody no doubt
I'll check back later to see what you say
-Artimus Roflmeaux (it's a pen name. I'm really Duck Rider) |
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06/24/2006 03:08:23 AM · #217 |
Please don't get Bear_Music started..
his "poetry" is better departed.
A Limerick a day,
keeps the doctor away,
but his prose is disposed like he farted. |
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06/24/2006 03:49:47 AM · #218 |
| You woldn't believe - I was thinking about reviving Limericks this morning... but I'm going out now. will think about it. |
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06/24/2006 07:37:28 AM · #219 |
Lately I've felt like a chump,
as I'm in a photography slump,
since this thread is revivin'
I'll step up and dive in,
and help give this topic a bump!
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06/24/2006 10:52:38 AM · #220 |
There once was a troll from D.C.
Who never would vote past a three
His voting abuses
Could have much better uses
If he'd just aim them at Kiwi! |
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06/24/2006 10:57:13 AM · #221 |
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06/24/2006 11:05:46 AM · #222 |
Lately I've taken a break
from the props and the models I fake
but I will be back
for a WPL attack
where Team 20D takes the cake!
;-P |
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06/24/2006 12:09:32 PM · #223 |
When Artimus starts with the laughing,
tell the barkeep "I'll have what he's having!"
If Arty weighs in
with "Yer poem's a sin!",
just kill him with prose and with graphing...
R.
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06/24/2006 12:10:34 PM · #224 |
Our Ken Priest gave this old thread a poke
And he asked that we revive this joke
I strongly suggest
We heed his request
Lest we come home to ashes and smoke!
~Terry
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06/24/2006 12:34:07 PM · #225 |
Sometimes I think I'm a poet
and am quick to let everyone know it
For my poetic sin
I'll need much thicker skin
Cuz everyone told me to stow it!
Bill
Message edited by author 2006-06-24 12:34:45. |
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