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06/03/2006 12:15:33 AM · #1 |
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, low blood sugar or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why:
The population of this country is 273 million.
140 million are retired.
That leaves 133 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Which leaves 48 million to do the work.
Of this, there are 29 million employed by the federal government.
Leaving 19 million to do the work.
2.8 million are in the armed forces.
Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.
Take from that the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.
And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.
Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
That leaves just two people to do the work.
You and me.
And there you are sitting on your ass, at your computer, reading jokes.
Nice, real nice.
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06/03/2006 12:17:31 AM · #2 |
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06/03/2006 12:18:41 AM · #3 |
| Saw and resembled this LOL Now I'm working towards early retirement! |
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06/03/2006 12:20:31 AM · #4 |
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06/03/2006 12:25:36 AM · #5 |
Thanks for the chuckle.
Now get back to work! |
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06/03/2006 12:26:26 AM · #6 |
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06/03/2006 12:30:42 AM · #7 |
| Thank you! I so needed this tonight :) |
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06/03/2006 01:08:37 AM · #8 |
| Huh... And I just got off work to find you posting jokes... What does that mean? |
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06/03/2006 02:33:18 AM · #9 |
Originally posted by _eug:
Huh... And I just got off work to find you posting jokes... What does that mean? |
It means that you are getting it from the MAN!
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06/03/2006 03:25:33 AM · #10 |
| since I got made redundant last week, I'll give you a hand together we can take over the world |
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06/03/2006 04:18:08 AM · #11 |
Nick .. that is a total bummer ... we wil speak when I get back to NZ ...
Kari |
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06/03/2006 06:49:03 AM · #12 |
Originally posted by kiwinick:
since I got made redundant last week, I'll give you a hand together we can take over the world |
Ok... You will be Pinky and I will be The Brain.
Pinky: What are we going to do tomorrow night, Brain?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky.
Pinky: What's that?
Brain: Try to take over the world.
//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky%20and%20the%20Brain |
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