A store that sells husbands has just opened, where a woman may go to choose a husband.
Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men
increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch ....you may
choose any man from a particular floor,
or you may choose to go up a floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the
building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to
find a husband . .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love you deeply.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love you deeply, and
love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love you deeply, love
kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love you deeply, love
kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!"she exclaims,
"I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love you deeply, love
kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the
sixth floor
and the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Watch your step as you exit the building,
and have a nice day! |
