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03/29/2006 02:18:53 AM · #1 |
In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for rugby matches, going to the beach and braais. He created night for going jolling, sleeping and braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day God created water - for surfing, swimming and braais on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide tobacco, malt and yeast for beer and wood for braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, boerewors, steak and prawns for braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created an oke - to go to the rugby, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at braais. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this oke was lonely and needed someone to go to the rugby, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the braai with. So God created buddies, and God saw that they were good okes. God saw That it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God saw that the okes were tired and needed a rest. So God created Chicks - to clean the house, bear children, wash, cook and clean the braai. Evening came and it was the end of the Seventh day. God sighed, looked around at the twinkling braais, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the okes and chicks, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns, and God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was damn good .......IT WAS SOUTH AFRICA!!!!
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03/29/2006 04:36:42 AM · #2 |
Pity - I always fancied visiting SA until I read this!!!
And what are braais???
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03/29/2006 05:55:38 AM · #3 |
| Don't be like that, this is the best place in the world! A braai is basically a barbecue. When you come visit, let me know, I'll invite you to a braai. |
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03/29/2006 06:26:16 AM · #4 |
Originally posted by jan_vdw:
Don't be like that, this is the best place in the world! A braai is basically a barbecue. When you come visit, let me know, I'll invite you to a braai. |
As long as you don't expect me to clean the house, bear the children, wash, cook and clean the braai !
Seriously SA is definitely on my list to visit. My daughter has visits regularly and adores it, in fact her last visit was to select SA wine for her wedding this year. My father was a seaman and always said it was the most beautiful country he had ever visited.
I'll look you up when we finally get there!
Regards
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03/29/2006 06:40:16 AM · #5 |
heh heh! No problem, the balance of power seems to have shifted here anyway, these days the "okes" have to clean as well or else the chicks deny them the oppertunity to have children....
Where you from btw? |
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03/29/2006 06:42:32 AM · #6 |
Originally posted by jan_vdw:
heh heh! No problem, the balance of power seems to have shifted here anyway, these days the "okes" have to clean as well or else the chicks deny them the oppertunity to have children....
Where you from btw? |
North Yorkshire, England at present, but originally I'm a Londoner.
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