I thought this was very funny - just had to share it;
Pedro and Maria got married. Pedro was a "man about town" so to speak,
but Maria was very naive and uninformed about the birds and the bees.
Pedro was a poor working man and could not afford to take time off for a
honeymoon. So, that night they retired to his little shack. When Pedro
was undressing Maria said, "Oh Pedro, what is that?"
Pedro being very quick thinking said, "Maria, I am the only man in the
world with one of these." And, then, he proceeded to show her what it
was for, and Maria was happy.
The next morning Pedro went off to work as usual. When he returned home
that evening, Maria was on the front porch obviously upset about
something.
"Pedro, you told me that you were the only man in the world with one of
those, and I saw Gonzalez the gardener changing his clothes behind the
shed, and he had one, too."
Thinking fast, Pedro said, "Oh, Maria, Gonzalez is my very best friend.
I had two of them so I gave him one. He is the only other man in the
world with one of those."
Maria being very stupid accepted his answer and they did their thing
again that night.
Pedro went off to work again the next morning and when he returned
home, Maria was very upset, stamping her foot on the porch.
Pedro said, "Maria, what is the matter now?"
"Pedro, why you gave Gonzalez the best one!!"
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