Rhyming Thread - DPChallenge Forums

01/24/2006 12:48:10 AM · #28

My body is tired and I'm off to bed...
after I quit laughing at the reply I just read :-)

Originally posted by TooCool:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by taterbug:
I'm back from the loo, and I feel much better
but it's kind of chilly, let me go get a sweater

Taterbug sat, and he shat and he shat.

EEEWWWWW

_eug

Nikon D50

01/24/2006 12:48:16 AM · #29

In a fit of disgust about talk of the bathroom,
I point in the direction of the nonexistent darkroom.

Message edited by author 2006-01-24 00:48:47.

Sigma 15mm f/2.8 EX Diagonal Fisheye for Nikon

01/24/2006 10:08:37 AM · #30

Awake and sober, I sit here thinking,
"Why do I post, when I've been drinking?"

muckpond

Nikon D200

01/24/2006 10:12:26 AM · #31

proper focus
ain't hocus pocus

there's no trick
to point and click

now i'll end this rap
don't enter crap

01/24/2006 10:13:55 AM · #32

You're supposed to stay on topic
it looks like you tried muck, but you just couldn't knock it

that's ok we're all friends here
try it again, get it right and we'll cheer

Canon EF 17-40mm f/4.0L USM

01/24/2006 10:18:40 AM · #33

Why do all of you, have to get me started
Would you smell it, if I suddenly farted?
I just don't understand, why we have to rhyme
To be completely honest, I find this retarded.

Now that's out of the way, I can speak my mind.
You better type fast, or you won't post it in time.
Hit the button too late, someone took your idea.
Someone stole your line, you're like 'damnit that's mine!'

Message edited by author 2006-01-24 10:19:11.

LoudDog

Canon EOS-350D Rebel XT

01/24/2006 10:19:58 AM · #34

I can't rhyme, I quit, that's fine!

01/24/2006 10:21:59 AM · #35

dude, don't give up hope
if you try you won't choke
I swear it's fun
Come on, give it some

Sigma 15mm f/2.8 EX Diagonal Fisheye for Nikon

01/24/2006 10:23:51 AM · #36

I'm stuck in a rut,
but not gonna sweat it,
Tried for Blue and for brown,
and still couldn't get it.

muckpond

Nikon D200

01/24/2006 10:30:39 AM · #37

hmmm... "loo," "ex-lax," and "pee"
it's a toilet theme, i see.

sorry dude i tried
to show some pride

and not discuss the potty

(oh, look... a limerick!)

01/24/2006 10:41:21 AM · #38

You're in a rut, it's nothing like mine
I buy lenses and flashes, I buy a zoom then a prime
I have tripods, monopods, a few batteries that leak
I haven't used any of them, in at least a few weeks

I buy filters and gadgets, that sit and collect dust
I simply can't use them, stay newish they must
Once they get dirty, their value goes down
Not to mention, what if I dropped one to the ground

Extra batteries, yes I have a few, at least three
Want to borrow my star filter, blue, red or green
Do you need a CF card, or want to use my new Mac
Well where did I put it, I start to lose track

Backpacks and shoulder bags, yes I do have a few
But I wouldn't want to use them, I must keep them new
Next time when I order, I'll leave them packed tight
Where no one can get to, not even the light

You have to be careful, with lenses and lust
You open your wallet, and you're left with just dust
But spend I will continue, till there's nothing to buy
Then I'll start to shoot Canon, or Pentax, no lie

01/24/2006 10:41:21 AM · #39

Can't go on about the potty forever.
Must move on to better endeavors.
So, nay to the loo, ex-lax and pee
I want more rhymes about DNMC :-)

_eug

Nikon D50