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01/08/2006 12:12:49 AM · #1
ok - I'm in a big funk again ...need some real funny stuff, so please post your funniest pics here, or PM me some funny jokes. I like all types of humor, except real dry humor, so don't be afraid of offending me.
01/08/2006 12:17:12 AM · #2


i'll print some jokes out for you with this..
01/08/2006 12:18:51 AM · #3
are you sure that sh*tty paper is good enough?
01/08/2006 12:19:55 AM · #4
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

are you sure that sh*tty paper is good enough?


it's 3 ply.. it only takes the best.
01/08/2006 12:22:15 AM · #5
Thought this was pretty funny.
01/08/2006 12:24:13 AM · #6
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Thought this was pretty funny.


What is so funny bout that I have two of those 8~D
01/08/2006 12:25:24 AM · #7
well - some of those were funny. Just can't get out of this funk...someone pass the Prozac.
01/08/2006 12:29:27 AM · #8
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

well - some of those were funny. Just can't get out of this funk...someone pass the Prozac.


try porn.

if that doesn't work, try funny porn.
01/08/2006 12:30:30 AM · #9
Originally posted by saintaugust:


try porn.

if that doesn't work, try funny porn.


since it is the male gender putting me in this funk, that won't work either.
01/08/2006 12:33:39 AM · #10
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by saintaugust:


try porn.

if that doesn't work, try funny porn.


since it is the male gender putting me in this funk, that won't work either.


lesbian porn?
01/08/2006 12:36:21 AM · #11
Originally posted by saintaugust:

lesbian porn?


NO
01/08/2006 12:36:57 AM · #12
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by saintaugust:

lesbian porn?


NO


hey.. just trying to help.

01/08/2006 12:42:16 AM · #13
Humor II challenge
01/08/2006 12:45:06 AM · #14
01/08/2006 01:15:06 AM · #15


Here's lookin' at you kid!!!!!
01/08/2006 01:17:45 AM · #16
Originally posted by Jutilda:



Here's lookin' at you kid!!!!!


lol - I swear I know someone who looks very much like this person, except her hair is shorter.
01/08/2006 01:18:13 AM · #17
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Message edited by author 2006-01-08 01:18:29.
01/08/2006 01:35:12 AM · #18
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by Jutilda:



Here's lookin' at you kid!!!!!


lol - I swear I know someone who looks very much like this person, except her hair is shorter.


Poor thing. ROFL -
01/08/2006 01:36:52 AM · #19
And then we have..... "cat with a wig."

I laugh so hard, every time I see this. My poor cat is such a good sport.

01/08/2006 01:46:47 AM · #20
I rather like this one I took of a couple of geese...



Ray
01/08/2006 01:48:52 AM · #21
Originally posted by RayEthier:

I rather like this one I took of a couple of geese...



Ray


That is funny. Looks like the one is hollering "listen to me when I honk at you" and the other is ignoring him. lol
01/08/2006 01:52:01 AM · #22
Originally posted by ShutterPug:

Originally posted by RayEthier:

I rather like this one I took of a couple of geese...



Ray


That is funny. Looks like the one is hollering "listen to me when I honk at you" and the other is ignoring him. lol


Must be husband and wife. Is he watching football?
01/08/2006 02:27:30 AM · #23
Today morning i turned on TV and heard the answer to
puzzle i was wondering eversince i was kid. On TV a
woman who dilvered baby cried: "Child is a best gift
to woman".
For a moment i brooded on it, and yes i shouted viola.
I found it. I found the answer to eternal puzzle - how
to please a woman, how to make her happy.

Well i was jubilient i went down and i told the first
woman i saw that i want to give her baby. Next thing
you know:

slap, slap, smack, dhishum dhishum ... kick.

i do not what these woman want. Please never try this
outside of home. I am still aching, he he he.
01/08/2006 02:41:11 AM · #24
This is Kylie bouncing with enthusiasm at one of the rest home visits. She has a unique touch......and is adored by all the residents.


Chase waiting....not for anything in particular....just waiting! And keeping an eye out to make sure no food gets dropped on the floor!


Bailey saying 'hi' and sending you a kiss


and (((hugs))) from me
01/08/2006 02:55:28 AM · #25
speaking of dogs.... no funny pics but

A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house that says:

FOR SALE TALKING DOG

He rings the doorbell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"Do you really talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog
would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a
job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious
characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was
awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed, and he goes back to the house and asks the owner how much for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the owner says.

"Ten dollars!?! This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit".
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