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12/03/2005 06:52:50 PM · #1

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government they survived as soldiers of fortune, until Mr. T found them and beat them to death with his bare hands.
Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

23. That's the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.

Who let the dogs out? Mr. T did, that's who. What the hell are you going to do about it?

Mr. T's edition of the VH1 show 'Where Are They Now' was the shortest in the show's history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words "Right Behind You" written on it.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That's why he can only kick through doors.

Mr. T's incredible greatness has been attributed to the fact that his genetic code doesn't have any A, G, or C. His genetic code is in fact, nothing but T's.
Every time Mr. T pities the fool, a pornstar regains her virginity. Then proceeds to lose it to Mr. T.

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Mr. T's hair style is actually a complex array of antennas that can triangulate the exact location of any fool in the universe. His gold chains can then transmit pity to those coordinates.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald's, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

There are now over 43 fools born every minute in order to keep up with the rate at which Mr. T pities them.

Before Mr. T, the alphabet only had 25 letters.

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

Mr. T once took a crap at a party in New York City. Afraid of being killed if you flushed it, people left it alone. The poop sat in that toilet for nine months. That is how Puff Daddy was born.

Mr. T doesn't obey the second law of thermodynamics. It obeys him.

When Mr. T cuts onions, it's the onions doing the crying.

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

When Dr. Bruce Banner gets angry, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Mr. T.

If you were ever foolish enough to get into a fight with Mr. T, there would only be two hits: Mr. T hitting you, and you hitting the surface of the Sun.

Mr. T once got into a fight with a ninja. He killed the ninja, but only after the ninja had cut off two of his fingers. Those fingers grew up to be Gary Coleman and Webster.

When the end of the world comes, it won't be referred to as "JudgmentDay". Rather, it shall be called "T-Day", when Mr. T ends the world by simultaneously pitying all six billion fools on this planet to death.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80's.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.

Message edited by author 2005-12-03 18:53:08.

muckpond

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12/03/2005 06:53:50 PM · #2

Originally posted by Mr. T:

don't gimme no backtalk, sucka!

kirbic

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12/03/2005 06:59:30 PM · #3

Originally posted by Ronald McDonald:

Ouch.

Art Roflmao

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12/03/2005 07:14:21 PM · #4

I pity the fool who don't like Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary Mix...

Stagolee

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12/03/2005 07:21:33 PM · #5

So that's what is wrong with Ronalds head. It's been T-boned

wavelength

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12/03/2005 07:41:45 PM · #6

ROFL!!

and I'm only on number 5!!

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12/04/2005 01:46:27 AM · #7

I died laughing too. Hell, I laugh every time I see the damn thing. :D

Originally posted by wavelength:

ROFL!!

and I'm only on number 5!!

karmat

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12/04/2005 01:52:43 AM · #8

hahahahahahahahahaha

Maverick

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12/04/2005 02:33:37 AM · #9

The official Chuck Norris response

"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

"If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death."

Message edited by author 2005-12-04 02:36:57.

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12/04/2005 02:42:16 AM · #10

Originally posted by Maverick:

the good Chuck taketh away!! LOL!

Message edited by author 2005-12-04 02:42:29.

Uusilehto

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12/04/2005 03:29:06 AM · #11

Originally posted by Brent_Ward:

Mr. T is not black. It's just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him

LMFAO!!!

TooCool

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12/04/2005 05:38:48 AM · #12

Space ace could take Mr T with one hand tied behind his back...

jansku

12/04/2005 06:19:57 AM · #13

Huh Chuck Norris facts were gooooood. :D Thanks for morning laughs.

hanneke

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12/04/2005 06:51:00 AM · #14

who's Mr T.?

:S

nsbca7

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12/04/2005 06:52:41 AM · #15

Originally posted by biteme:

who's Mr T.?

:S

I pity the fool who don't know who Mr. T is!

hanneke

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12/04/2005 06:55:16 AM · #16

ok, I'm a Dutch fool, does that count?

;)

polkop

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12/04/2005 07:14:27 AM · #17

Originally posted by TooCool:

Space ace could take Mr T with one hand tied behind his back...

fool

LeeD

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12/04/2005 10:10:06 AM · #18

Originally posted by biteme:

ok, I'm a Dutch fool, does that count?

;)

Mr. T is a very popular black "tough guy" in American culture. He first gained fame in a hit TV series called "The A-Team" where he played a very mean, tough guy with a sensitive side who was deathly afraid of flying. At the time he had a mohawk haircut and wore tons of jewelry including layer upon layer of gold necklaces. He later starred opposite Sylvester Stallone in one of the Rocky movies. Mr. T always is the "tough guy" who "pities the fool" all the time. Despite his rough and tough exterior, Mr. T has always been a very stand-up guy who is actively involved in many charitable causes. He is actively involved in children's causes and does much to help sick and disabled kids. I recently heard him on a radio interview for Thanksgiving called "Talking Turkey with Mr. T" where he stated that despite years of "blowing things up" on the A-Team, he is very proud of the fact that they never "killed" anyone.

Hope this helps.

More about Mr. T

hanneke

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12/04/2005 12:15:07 PM · #19

yeah now I remember! Been a long time since I've watched The A-team (let's say like 15 years ago ;))

thanx!

jsas

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12/04/2005 12:52:45 PM · #20

I pity the fool who don't remember the guy who beat up rocky and had jewelry around his neck and had a mohawk. What was his name again?

soup

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12/04/2005 01:27:12 PM · #21

and to think there are still people trying to tell me God created the universe - wake up people !

Originally posted by :

Mr. T took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.