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12/31/2002 08:28:05 AM · #1
Bored. Anyone have any photography related jokes? Let's see what we can get :)
12/31/2002 08:40:27 AM · #2
Konador: Try this link Jokes for yah
12/31/2002 08:51:11 AM · #3
Thanks :)
12/31/2002 09:31:02 AM · #4
Imma win this week. :P
12/31/2002 09:36:40 AM · #5
ok, so a polish guy, a german, and an irish guy walk into a darkroom....
12/31/2002 09:57:52 AM · #6
I just made this one up. Don't shoot me.

Q: Why did the potographer cross the road?

(drum roll)

A: He only had a digital zoom.

(dodges the rotten tomatoes) :) Happy New Year everyone.
12/31/2002 10:04:21 AM · #7
lol
12/31/2002 10:48:43 AM · #8
How many photographers does it take to change a light bulb?

50. One to change the bulb, and forty-nine to say, "I could have done
that!"
12/31/2002 10:55:07 AM · #9
How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.
12/31/2002 10:56:55 AM · #10
12/31/2002 10:58:40 AM · #11
Originally posted by bamaster:

How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.


HAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
12/31/2002 11:04:10 AM · #12
Originally posted by bamaster:

How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.


I don't get it.

Happy New Year to all of you!
Autool
12/31/2002 11:15:18 AM · #13
I don't get it. lol. Happy New Year.



Originally posted by bamaster:

How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.

01/01/2003 02:01:54 AM · #14
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
01/01/2003 02:15:11 AM · #15
Originally posted by GeneralE:

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.


AAHHHHHH...GEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ... ;)
01/01/2003 02:18:13 AM · #16
Originally posted by bamaster:

How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.


Good one - I think I get it! HAPPY HAPPY everyone!
01/01/2003 12:49:01 PM · #17
I once asked Robert Redford if I could take his picture and he said "I wish you wouldn't". Oops. Well, at least I got a good look at him :)
01/01/2003 12:51:42 PM · #18
Originally posted by bamaster:

How many DPC'ers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. But there are 190 people who will vote on how he did it without giving a comment. 10 people who comment that love how he did it but complain about the focus. 3 people who complain that it doesn't meet that challenge. 2 people who don't like the title. And 1 person who thinks it's porn.



ROTFL!
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