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10/03/2005 05:15:44 PM · #1 |
Dear Consumers:
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the WINDOWS 2005 TENNESSEE EDITION may have accidentally been shipped outside of the STATE of TENNESSEE.
If you have one of these, you may need help understanding the commands. The TENNESSEE EDITION may be recognized by the unique opening screen. It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Please also note:
The Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"
My Computer is called "This Dern Contraption"
Dial Up Networking is called "Good Ol' Boys"
Control Panel is known as "The Dashboard"
Hard Drive is referred to as "4-Wheel Drive"
Floppies are "Them little ol' plastic thangs"
Instead of an error message, "Duct Tape" pops up
CHANGES IN TERMINOLOGY IN TENNESSEE EDITION:
Cancel............stopdat
Reset..............try'er agin
Yes...............yep
No................nope
Find...............hunt fer it
Go to.............over yonder
Back...............back yonder
Help..............hep me out here
Stop...............kwitit (WHOA!)
Start.............crank'er up
Settings..........settins
Programs......... stuff at duz stuff
Documents....... .stuff ah done did
Also note that the TENNESSEE EDITION does not recognize capital letters or punctuation marks. Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 2005:
Tiperiter.....................a word processing program
Colerin' Book.................a graphics program
Cyferin' Mersheen.............calculator
Outhouse Paper................notepad
Inner-net.....................Microsoft explorer 5.0
Pitchers.......................a graphics viewer
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused. If you received a copy of the TENNESSEE EDITION, you may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
I hope this helps all y'all!
Billy Bob Gates
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10/03/2005 05:16:55 PM · #2 |
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10/03/2005 08:05:32 PM · #3 |
Originally posted by mandyturner:
It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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All gud Tennesseans know that we make that Jack Daniels just to sell to the yanks. We gets aire gud sippin' wisky from aire neigbors in Kentucky. |
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10/03/2005 08:28:37 PM · #4 |
Originally posted by hyperfocal:
Originally posted by mandyturner:
It reads: WINDERS 2005, with a background picture of Waylon and Willie superimposed on a bottle of Jack Daniels.
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All gud Tennesseans know that we make that Jack Daniels just to sell to the yanks. We gets aire gud sippin' wisky from aire neigbors in Kentucky. |
and we(kentucky) get ours from them there hills (or the back side of that there mountain)...heehee
*pass me that pint of shine will ya* 
Message edited by author 2005-10-03 20:31:43.
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10/03/2005 09:16:32 PM · #5 |
| moonshine! brings back ole times! Man that is some good stuff! |
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10/03/2005 09:24:39 PM · #6 |
Yep a jar, can make anything work better, and if it don't ya just laugh, 'cause it tickles all the way down :)
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10/03/2005 09:32:36 PM · #7 |
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10/03/2005 09:42:53 PM · #8 |
lmao! i really enjoyed reading thaat!!! great, and i wis i had a copy, lmao!
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10/03/2005 10:35:59 PM · #9 |
Originally posted by mandyturner:
moonshine! brings back ole times! Man that is some good stuff! |
Never tried it, but there is a man 'round here that still stills. ;)
'Course in the newspaper article they did of him, he said he was "retired." hahahahha. I have got to get a shot of him one of these days. He is a nice guy, but only if he isn't mad at you or suspicious of you. In that case, he could jus' kill you or sumtin.
(oh yea, and the TN version is very, very similar to the Western NC version. :)) |
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