A few ideas....don't know how many will translate to photos, and some may not be workplace appropriate.
Never get caught wearing an apron – especially if it’s all your wearing and you’re answering the door.
The best way to clean the tub is in the buff.
There is no such thing as “good” mail. Remove it from your mailbox immediately and toss it out—if they really want you to pay them, they’ll send another bill.
Glue the toilet seat to the porcelin—you’ll never argue about seat up/seat down again.
Do your nails in the afternoon so you have a reason to not do the dishes.
She who has the most pillows wins.
Candlelight makes everything you cook look good.
A glass of wine makes everything you cook taste good.
One can never have too many fashion accessories, too much jewelry, or too many clothes.
You deserve at least one night out a week…put it on the refrigerator calendar.
Never pinch pennies on something you will use at least once a day (kitchen items, underwear, toiletries, bedding) or large items you will use once a week (stove, washer/dryer, that special “going out” outfit).
You can judge all (other) purchasing decisions based on your hobby—lawnmower/new lens, magazine subscription/memory card-film, dining room set/second camera body, health club membership/new computer….
It’s not the size of the ring, it’s how often he brings you flowers. (Always have plenty of vases on hand.)
Shopping for divas
//www.americastore.com/dodikine.html
Cleaning for divas
//flylady.net/
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