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09/19/2005 10:13:32 PM · #26 |
A nephew once told this story of his adolescent farting exploits with his friends.
They would gather in a circle and compare their efforts. One of them got the bright idea to light a match and that was an exciting experiment, I am told, until one of the resulting flames got a bit too close the, er, person of the guy who lit it.
Conjures up all sorts of images, doesn't it. |
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09/19/2005 10:31:57 PM · #27 |
Originally posted by sfalice:
A nephew once told this story of his adolescent farting exploits with his friends.
They would gather in a circle and compare their efforts. One of them got the bright idea to light a match and that was an exciting experiment, I am told, until one of the resulting flames got a bit too close the, er, person of the guy who lit it.
Conjures up all sorts of images, doesn't it. |
lol unfortunately you cannot project a flame from a butt. However if his face was less then 4 inches away from the ass in question then yes he may have gotten hurt. On a seperate not I knew a guy who used to used deodurant and wipe it on his pants before entering a blue angel challenge for more effect until one days his track pants caught fire.
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09/19/2005 10:33:04 PM · #28 |
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09/19/2005 10:41:21 PM · #29 |
Originally posted by notonline:
Originally posted by sfalice:
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lol unfortunately you cannot project a flame from a butt. However if his face was less then 4 inches away from the ass in question then yes he may have gotten hurt. On a seperate not I knew a guy who used to used deodurant and wipe it on his pants before entering a blue angel challenge for more effect until one days his track pants caught fire. |
Hmmm, you mean my nephew may have told me a tall story? Gracious. |
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09/20/2005 06:21:34 PM · #30 |
| Hello fellow Dutch Ovens... |
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09/20/2005 06:35:23 PM · #31 |
reminds me of an old joke...
Every morning a man would forceably release a large and loud fart before getting out of bed, making his wife angry. More than once she told him he would fart his guts out if he wasn't careful.
Thanksgiving came and she rose much earlier than him to get a start at the days events. While cleaning out the turkey she saw the gibblets and got an idea...she took them in and snuck them under the covers, and in between her husbands legs.
She no sooner got back to the kitchen when she heard his normal outburst followed my a even louder scream. As she snickered to herself and got ready to go see what the problem was he emerged sweating and in apparent pain.
Hiding her laughter she asked him what was wrong? He stuttered saying she was right and he did finally fart his guts out. Just as she started to tell him what she had done he interrupted and said, "but with God's will and these two fingers I put them back!"
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Ok bad I know ;)
Message edited by author 2005-09-20 18:35:55.
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09/21/2005 12:22:53 PM · #32 |
Sounds like an interesting challenge. Does anyone feel like taking a picture of a "blue flame"? Make sure you crop it right to focus on the flame, naturally :)
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09/21/2005 12:37:48 PM · #33 |
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09/21/2005 12:42:12 PM · #34 |
may the fart be with you :)
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09/21/2005 12:43:24 PM · #35 |
| Usually I have to wait until dinnertime with my children to hear this much fart talk........... |
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09/21/2005 01:44:00 PM · #36 |
| An old lady on her annual check-up tells her doctor: "I've had really bad gas lately, but the ironic thing is that they're silent and odorless. As a matter of fact, I've farted no less than ten times since I've been here, but you can't hear them or smell them." The doctor gives her a prescription and she goes home. A week later she goes back to the doctor and says to him: "Doctor, I don't know what was in that medication, but I'm farting just as much and now they smell horrible!" The doctor says to her: "Now that we've cleared your sinuses, let's work on your hearing." |
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