Washed Up Leafs (out of the playoffs)by
rogerspaulComment by Morgan: Great image, my pick of the week. 9 Morgan
Also a Leafs fan, oh the shame of it all...
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men.
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he plays for the Leafs but I was too embarrassed to say so."