"Frustration"
by GregoryB

Comment:
As his "friends" sat back and laughed hysterically, Boris tried his best to remove his lower lip from the frozen metal. He should have known better, but who can resist a Triple Ape Dare?

Rhapsody in Blue
by ivale28

Comment:
A doomed species, the Almost Chameleon Plant tries to blend into its background, just moments before being smitten by the relentless Caribou.

Humility
by JimiRose

Comment:
Prince Willhelm surveyed all that his eyes could see. "This shall one day be all yours Willhelm." His father had said to him.

Then, however, the land was lush and green and full of the sounds of life. Now, because of the King's brutal policies and thoughtless pillaging of the land, all that remained was rock, and dust.

As the sun set behind him, Willhelm sighed and turned towards home, what little of it remained, and silently cursed the King.

Roman Pigeon
by buffysnee

Comment:
What's more terrible than a Roman Pigeon?

Roman Pigeon Fingers.


BA DUM PISH!

Cultural Genocide
by grigrigirl

Comment:
Actually, no silly story that I could come up with could touch what is already here.

foreign
by whiteroom

Comment:
It wasn't supposed to end this way. It was supposed to be a wonderful holiday. A cruise to begin, with stops in the most exotic of lands. Romantic nights, and carefree days.

It wasn't supposed to end this way, surrounded by evil.

With an ominous bleat, the head goat summoned a human slave, and it began.

Bite my tongue
by vencap

Comment:
Screech screamed as the dreaded Grass Newt leapt from the ground and latched onto his tongue. As it began to devour the sensitive organ, Screech's cries and shrieks were heard by everyone around, but there was naught that they could do. The Grass Newt's terror was legendary, its appetite voracious.

Screech was doomed.

Honey
by RamblinR

Comment:
Duncan was well known for his exquisite mini-spoon sculptures the world over. He had fame, fortune, women. That all came to an end, however, the day the sculptures began to melt. It ruined him.

It was only on his death bed that he discovered that the melting sculptures were the work of a rival artist, a jealous being known only as "The Water Drop King".

The End of the Season
by arron_christensen

Comment:
It would bring the game of baseball to a stand still to know that every ball we use is alive. It is a secret and a conspiracy beyond measure. Every baseball bleeds.

Every baseball cries.

Wet Wedding
by jeger

Comment:
Little did Julie know, but the groom wasn't the owner of the Mercedes as he had claimed throughout their entire courtship. He was, indeed, a lowly umbrella salesman that rode a mo-ped. She wondered why they were forced to pose with his merchandise. This smile was to be her last.