Drifting Past Life
by abranton

Comment:
this one speaks for itself. thanks for the laugh! 7

The-Boot.jpg
by quiet_observation

Comment:
does it have wheels? it looks like it's got wheels!! wheeeeeeeee

Got-Milk.jpg
by quiet_observation

Comment:
((it looks like he's puking out of the top of his head)) hahahahahahahaha ahha hahah ah ah h ah ah ah h ah ahahhhha

Depth Perception Lyricists
by Artyste

Comment:
These guys never could make a good studio album. They were great in concert, where their gimmick was wearing eyepatches. Sure they bumped into each other now and then, but the energy was great. If only they had thought to wear the eyepatches in the studio. You see, they didn't realize this, but subconsciously those patches made them feel like pirates, and who doesn't want to hear a bunch of pirates rocking out? I can't tell you how many times I had to watch the disappointment of a DPL fan playing their first and only album, followed by their agonized complaint... "There's no ARRRRR!!"

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Dreaded Pepper Lizards
by ssodell

Comment:
They were fine until they stopped covering Red Hot Chili Pepper songs and made an album of their own material. That's when they sounded like Judy Garland fronting for the Turtles. Fabulous, I know, but now what the Pepper crowd was ready for.

Yeah that guy on the cover sounds just like Judy Garland when he sings. Nobody noticed before because, well, the guy from the Peppers sounds kinda like Judy Garland. Think about it. But not too much.

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Desperate Prisoner's Literature
by Jas

Comment:
DPL started as a front for Alan Lomax's latest prison songs collection, a desperate attempt by his label to improve sales, which even went so far as to create a work-release program for some of the songbird convicts and send them on tour. These convicts bonded on the road and decided to forget the traditional ballads and write their own material. Unfortunately, they were unable to find a label or even a producer to help them record the radical ideas in their lyrics, a hint of which you can get from the titles alone:

JFK RIP. KKK?

My Baby Stabbed Herself Ten Times

Look Closely at Larry King's Ties

Nobody Ever Suspects the Quakers

What Sean Connery Isn't Telling You About Jesus

No, Really


9 (10 if it were square)

Dirty Panty Lickers
by Mr_Pants

Comment:
Dirty Panty Lickers, easily the best Jethro Tull cover band in the history of popular music, have just released an entire album of the song Aqualung, each track smelling like a different part of the song. The track titles say it all: "Snot Running Down His Nose", "Greasy Fingers", "Shabby Clothes", "Pretty Panties", etc. Interestingly, the album skips in a different way whenever you scratch it, creating different rhythms the next time you play it. Needless to say, it was a huge hit among club DJs, at least until Madonna's "Sweaty Bra" album came out.

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Divine Platonic Love
by Oded

Comment:
Divine Platonic Love did John Cage one better, releasing an entire album of silence. Actually, it was a mistake by an incompetent distribution service, but the acclaim they received was so tremendous that they didn't dare admit to it. In truth, they were actually a fairly conventional folk rock band.

Expectation was tremendous for their second album, and the band was feeling rather desperate. At first, they tried a straightforward approach, making their arrangements more innovative, their lyrics more complex, but realized they were overreaching and that anything less than a revolutionary idea would sorely disappoint their fans. Finally, they decided to simply outdo their first mistake and release... empty packaging. No CD was included at all.

The critics were impressed, but CD stores were flooded with returns. Amazingly, their label signed them to one more album in spite of them almost being bankrupted by the second one. This time, the stores received a set of instructions instead of CDs.

1. Open your local newspaper to page 7.
2. Circle every occurrence of "D" "P" and "L"
3. Fold into a crane.
4. Sell for $7.77

Stores had trouble keeping up with the demand. For a while, origamists were surprised to find work in the Classified section.

For the past three years we thought we were waiting for their fourth album, but in a recent interview DPL claimed to have already released it.

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Diddy 'Photog' Lane
by Buckeye_Fan

Comment:
Everyone knew Photog to be a loner, which is one of many reasons why his collaboration with the Flaming Pears was such a surprise, but the result was remarkable. The Pears were forced to rein in their excesses, creating stirring harmonies over which Photog rapped his most profound lyrics yet.

your picture is a fixture so clear in my tears,
I'm fixed to the mixture of fears that I hear
in my brain, can't explain the pain that remains
so I stare at your hair while you glare with disdain,
I can't speak of the weakness that peaks in my heart,
I would die, I would lie, from the start do my part
to keep us in deep forever for better
or worse from the hearse to the cradle I'm able
to save you, I crave you, you hate me, you bait me,
I look for the hook, I'm all shook up and stuck,
out of luck, I won't duck and I'm struck so let's

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Dfunk'd: Postmillenial Landscape
by noraneko

Comment:
D:PL was formed from the ashes of Dfunk'd, a drum and bass duo out of Chicago. Because of their constant, almost violent, fighting they were unable to record an album. Desperate, they disbanded and re-formed with Chris on drums and Tony on bass. Something clicked. They decided the new millenium was theirs, as you can tell by the fierce confidence of their first album. Unfortunately, they made the mistake of illegally sampling Biggie and Tupac in the same song. They haven't been seen since.

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