Cultural Genocide
by grigrigirl

Comment:
Actually, no silly story that I could come up with could touch what is already here.

foreign
by whiteroom

Comment:
It wasn't supposed to end this way. It was supposed to be a wonderful holiday. A cruise to begin, with stops in the most exotic of lands. Romantic nights, and carefree days.

It wasn't supposed to end this way, surrounded by evil.

With an ominous bleat, the head goat summoned a human slave, and it began.

Bite my tongue
by vencap

Comment:
Screech screamed as the dreaded Grass Newt leapt from the ground and latched onto his tongue. As it began to devour the sensitive organ, Screech's cries and shrieks were heard by everyone around, but there was naught that they could do. The Grass Newt's terror was legendary, its appetite voracious.

Screech was doomed.

Honey
by RamblinR

Comment:
Duncan was well known for his exquisite mini-spoon sculptures the world over. He had fame, fortune, women. That all came to an end, however, the day the sculptures began to melt. It ruined him.

It was only on his death bed that he discovered that the melting sculptures were the work of a rival artist, a jealous being known only as "The Water Drop King".

The End of the Season
by arron_christensen

Comment:
It would bring the game of baseball to a stand still to know that every ball we use is alive. It is a secret and a conspiracy beyond measure. Every baseball bleeds.

Every baseball cries.

Wet Wedding
by jeger

Comment:
Little did Julie know, but the groom wasn't the owner of the Mercedes as he had claimed throughout their entire courtship. He was, indeed, a lowly umbrella salesman that rode a mo-ped. She wondered why they were forced to pose with his merchandise. This smile was to be her last.

Sunset Kiss
by BM

Comment:
It was a kiss that defied a nation. It was a kiss that began a legend. In the Land of Shadow, a forbidden love showed that it could survive against all odds. She, a royal princess of the highest bloodlines. He, a poor and nondescript farm boy, badly in need of a haircut.

This is the story of the adventures they had.

Wicked Stang
by FellSevenLeaves

Comment:
Johnny was delighted when he opened his christmas present. It was a Colorform playset! Excitedly, Johnny stuck the Mustang piece onto the sunset background, and imagined he was a rich investment banker that had just embezzelled funds from his collapsing bank, speeding off into the unknown.

Johnny always was a strange one.

Woman with Shadow
by bjoern

Comment:
After trying out for the local dance troupe, Wanda realized that maybe this wasn't the actual casting agent. Suddenly, the idea to try out in the middle of the salt flats and the constant suggestion that it would be better without the clothes hit her. She wasn't going to be in Cats after all.

The Baker
by Ringostarr

Comment:
What did the one baker say to the other baker when he found out that his winning recipe called for flour-less baking?

"DOUGH!"

*slowly creeps out of the room*