The Maltese Falcon - Homeward Bound
by Rasai

Comment:
Not realizing that famous stories of the past were fiction, a team of Private Eyes turned bounty hunters finally believe they've returned the most famous stolen artifact in the world.

Of course, they were expecting a small bird statue, but hell, this was better!!

Yes, thats right... I said Ribbit!
by JaimeVinas

Comment:
When Mr. Bullfrogi gives an order, see. Youze follow that order see, and Mr. Bullfrogi, he don' much like you. So when he sez Ribbit, youze better RIBBIT muh frien'!

Pinpoint
by MilesW

Comment:
the children didn't know there were being watched. Reflected in the mirrored eyes of the harbinger of their doom, they happily played along, blissfully unaware of the strike that was about to fall upon them from above.

Or, would fall on them above, if Oscar wasn't a burrowing owl, and if he wasn't just a little over 20oz large.

As Oscar flew off after the "attack", dejected, a final stab was cast into his heart.

"Aww, daddy, did you see that cute owl try and defend his nest?"

Oscar knew then that he'd be back, oh yes, and Guido the Great Grey would be with him this time!

Another world
by johst582

Comment:
Freddy Fly stopped for a moment to recollect himself. What was it his mother told him? "Freddy, eat your vegetables!" Freddy gagged. He's a fly! Flies eat... well, let's just say that flies don't eat vegetables. Gagging again he took a bit of the leaf. All his life he could never please his mother, but today, FlyGod dammit, he was going to.

He only wanted her to smile on her death bed.

Primped & Permed
by spiritualspatula

Comment:
Chuck suddenly froze, and the hair stood up on the back of his neck. Then, suddenly, he relaxed, and laughed embarrassingly to himself.

The hair always stood up on the back of his neck!

Still Standing
by Yo_Spiff

Comment:
Remarkably, one of the testing routines for Viagra was sticking it in chimneys, and then detonating a nuclear bomb near by.

It is an amazing drug.

Losing Your Head or Keeping Calm?
by PeterPic

Comment:
Sidney was concerned. This wasn't how it was supposed to be. Vampires were supposed to have no reflection. Instead, Sidney only had a head in his reflection.

It just wasn't fair, and all the other vampires laughed at him.

Huh?
by maxxumg

Comment:
Alfred thought he was the alpha deer. Hot stuff with the ladies. The man around town.

Tragically, he didn't realize that he suffered from the worst female deer turn-off there was. White-Tail Pattern Balding.

Potted Shovel
by littlegett

Comment:
Jack understood one of the prime directives of serial killing. Always hide your murder weapon in the most obvious of places.

Prime Lenses!
by Ecce_Signum

Comment:
Meow meow X meow meow, Meow meow lost color meow meow, meow meow sad, meow meow.

(If you're sitting there scratching your head, google Mr. Roger's Neighborhood and The Land of Make Believe)