HEEELLP!!!!by
CEJComment: I can't help but think of the song -
Along Came Jones by The Coasters (last verse)
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was tryin' to stuff Sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said, 'If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'm gonna throw you on the railroad tracks!'
And then he grabbed her (And then)
He tied her up (And then)
He threw her on the railroad tracks (And then)
A train started comin' (And then, and then...!)
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walkin' Jones
Slow talkin' Jones
Along came long, lean, lanky Jones