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08/15/2006 10:43:11 PM · #1
Yo momma so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Top that!
08/15/2006 10:45:24 PM · #2
whatchyoutalkinboutwillis??
08/15/2006 10:45:25 PM · #3


Message edited by author 2006-08-15 22:46:12.
08/15/2006 10:47:24 PM · #4
Bite Me!
08/15/2006 10:48:24 PM · #5
This is going well ...

LMAO :-P
08/15/2006 10:49:51 PM · #6
Yo mama is so slow, she wakes up in August and has breakfast in November.
08/15/2006 10:49:59 PM · #7
Originally posted by thegrandwazoo:

This is going well ... LMAO :-P

Yeah... I sat for 30 seconds and remembered that I always lost these fights...
08/15/2006 10:50:10 PM · #8
Yo momma is so ugly she makes your cheese curdle!
08/15/2006 10:51:27 PM · #9
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.
Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!
Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!
Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.
Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her
Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.
Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out
Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

so there....
08/15/2006 10:52:14 PM · #10
Yeah right...the fat lady just sung!!
08/15/2006 10:54:24 PM · #11
yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

oh snap!

-Dan
08/15/2006 10:55:03 PM · #12
Originally posted by bobdaveant:

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out


buhahahahwahahahhahahahahhahahahaha
08/15/2006 11:01:10 PM · #13
Originally posted by pekesty:

Yo momma is so ugly she makes your cheese curdle!


OIC, attackin' cheese and my momma? Well...

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
08/15/2006 11:04:42 PM · #14
Yo moma is so fat when she sits around the house 'she sits around the house"
08/15/2006 11:05:09 PM · #15
Your mother is
Yo mum has quite
Your mom shows

... I hate this game.


08/15/2006 11:05:38 PM · #16
yo moma is so ugly she came in third in a two woman hatchet fight
08/15/2006 11:06:15 PM · #17
Yo mama's so fat that they put a sign on her back that says Population 1
08/15/2006 11:06:26 PM · #18
momy momy I hate daddy's guts;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Shut up and eat what's on your plate
08/15/2006 11:12:20 PM · #19
Originally posted by alfresco:

Your mother is
Yo mum has quite
Your mom shows

... I hate this game.



Awww, pooor JP... now run home
08/15/2006 11:14:45 PM · #20
Originally posted by alfresco:

... I hate this game.

I see I'm not the only one with difficulty here. lol
08/15/2006 11:18:45 PM · #21
Yo mama is so stupid she had you
08/15/2006 11:19:09 PM · #22
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by alfresco:

Your mother is
Yo mum has quite
Your mom shows

... I hate this game.



Awww, pooor JP... now run home


Oh yeah?!??? OH Yeah?!?!?! .........

...................

Gunky.
08/15/2006 11:21:56 PM · #23
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by pekesty:

Yo momma is so ugly she makes your cheese curdle!


OIC, attackin' cheese and my momma? Well...

Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her


Yo momma so ugly they shaved her butt and taught her to walk backwards and the goats still wouldn't let her suckle!!!
08/15/2006 11:22:59 PM · #24
Mommy Mommy I hate this spagetti......
Shut up of i'll pull the veins out of your other arm.
08/15/2006 11:28:11 PM · #25
Originally posted by pekesty:


Yo momma so ugly they shaved her butt and taught her to walk backwards and the goats still wouldn't let her suckle!!!


Dayum dawg! Yo momma is so ugly Eug wouldn't date her :-)
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