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10/01/2005 03:13:46 AM · #1 |
but all our forum posters are currently busy with other threads. Please stay in this thread and the first available forum poster will be with you shortly!
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10/01/2005 03:20:32 AM · #2 |
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10/01/2005 03:21:14 AM · #3 |
All our forum posters are still currently busy with other threads. There will be a brief wait, but you are only 23rd in the queue. Please stay with this thread and the first available forum poster will be with you shortly!
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10/01/2005 03:23:07 AM · #4 |
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10/01/2005 03:24:52 AM · #5 |
Beeeeeeeeeeep
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. The broadcasters of your area in voluntary cooperation with the FCC , Federal, State and local authorities have developed this system to keep you informed in the event of an emergency."
"If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been instructed where to tune in your area for news and official information".
"This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcast System".
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10/01/2005 04:55:20 AM · #6 |
| Our forum posters are currently still busy with other threads. Someone will be here to post as soon as they are available. Please continue to hold. Thank-you. |
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10/01/2005 05:14:22 AM · #7 |
Originally posted by taterbug:
Our forum posters are currently still busy with other threads. Someone will be here to post as soon as they are available. Please continue to hold. Thank-you. |
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy?
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10/01/2005 05:40:35 AM · #8 |
This Life Is A Test
It is only a test.
If this had been an actual life,
you would have been given
instructions about
where to go and
what to do. |
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10/01/2005 06:10:25 AM · #9 |
| Please note. For quality control purposes, your post may be monitored for future evaluation. Someone will be here to post as soon as they are available. Please continue to hold. Thank-you. |
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10/01/2005 07:18:43 AM · #10 |
Originally posted by A Shrubbery:
Originally posted by taterbug:
Our forum posters are currently still busy with other threads. Someone will be here to post as soon as they are available. Please continue to hold. Thank-you. |
Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy? |
Aboard a ship 900 years late...
"Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for bearing with us during this slight delay. We will be taking off as soon as we possibly can. If you would like to wake up now I will serve you coffee and biscuits."
"Transtellar Cruise Lines would like to apologize to passengers for the continuing delay to this flight. We are currently awaiting the loading of our complement of small lemon-soaked napkins for your comfort, refreshment and hygiene during the journey. Meanwhile we thank you for your patience. The cabin crew will shortly be serving coffee and biscuits again."
"Passengers are to be kept temporarily in suspended animation, for their comfort and convenience. Coffee and biscuits are served every year, after which passengers are returned to suspended animation for their continued comfort and convenience. Departure will take place when the flight stores are complete. We apologize for the delay."
"Delay? Have you seen the world outside this ship? It's a wasteland, a desert. Civilization's been and gone, man. There are no lemon-soaked paper napkins on the way from anywhere!"
"The statistical likelihood, is that other civilizations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins. Till then there will be a short delay. Please return to your seat."
- abridged from The Resteraunt at the End of the Universe in the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series by Douglas Adams. |
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10/01/2005 08:25:43 AM · #11 |
All our forum posters are still currently busy with other threads. There will be a brief wait, but you are only 23rd in the queue. Please stay with this thread and the first available forum poster will be with you shortly!
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10/01/2005 08:31:18 AM · #12 |
after 20 minute wait
"Hello may I help You?
Oh Im sorry you have the wrong department here. Let me transfer you."
Music
"All our forum posters are still currently busy with other threads........" |
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10/01/2005 08:33:52 AM · #13 |
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
We value your interest, and will communicate as soon as one of our operatives is free
30 seconds of Vivaldi's Four Seasons
Please try again during normal working hours
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10/01/2005 10:26:49 AM · #14 |
"Customer Service, May I help you?"
"Yes, I would like to........."
"I'm sorry, all forum posters are still busy with other threads, we appreciate your patience and will be with you shortly." |
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10/01/2005 10:32:11 AM · #15 |
| Your post is important to us, please stand by and we will continue to rob you of your time. |
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10/01/2005 11:44:59 AM · #16 |
hello... hello... anyone there???
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10/01/2005 11:59:11 AM · #17 |
Originally posted by di53:
hello... hello... anyone there??? |
No, we left a while ago. |
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10/01/2005 01:10:07 PM · #18 |
hello, my name is Roberto, may I be of assistance in your posting?
Yes, I would like to refer a question to the SC
I'll transfer you to an SC thread, please hold
All SC mebers are currently busy with other threads. Please hold and we will be with you shortly. |
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10/01/2005 01:11:36 PM · #19 |
| Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....Freaking busy signals....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep..... |
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10/01/2005 01:27:03 PM · #20 |
Elevator Music: Playing in the background...ahhhhhhhh....(closes thread)
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10/01/2005 01:35:11 PM · #21 |
For English please stay on the line...
For Spanish press one....
For Spanglish press two...
For Hiphop gangster press three....
For Canadian please hang up and call another number in your own country.
For all other's, stay on the line and someone that speaks english will be right with you.
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10/01/2005 02:42:30 PM · #22 |
Welcome to the psychiatric hotline, please listen to the choices, and make your selection.
If you are obessive compulsive: press one repeatedly.
If you are depressive, press two, stay on the line, but no one really cares so you might as well hang up now.
If you have ADHD, press all the buttons in any order you want, and a succession of random transfers and inane hold music will begin for your enjoyment.
If you are paranoid schizofrenic: we've already traced the line, and will send the monkeys to eat your brain momentarily.
Message edited by author 2005-10-01 14:42:50.
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10/01/2005 02:55:19 PM · #23 |
'Hello this is BTBroadband, if you are having problems with your broadband press one.'
ONE - 'Greensleeves' - 'You are in a queue, if your line is faulty or you cannot connect - Hold'
HOLD - 'Greensleeves' - 'You are in a queue, have you considered BtBroadband, speed up your connection.'
HOLD - 'You have been put through to Services, if your broadband line is not working, press 2'.
TWO - 'Greensleeves' - 'You are in a queue, an operator will be with you when one is free.'
'Greensleeves'
'Have you thought about changing to BtBroadband?'
'Greensleeves'
'You are in a queue.
'Greensleeves'
'An operator will deal with your line fault, when one is free'
'Greensleeves'
'Have you considered changing to BtBroadband, the fast way to get on line?'
20 MINUTES LATER
'All operators are busy, this service is about to terminate in 1 minutes time. You can always contact BtBroadband by e-mail'
Dohhhh!
Message edited by author 2005-10-01 15:05:47. |
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10/01/2005 03:04:17 PM · #24 |
| Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....OMG ITS STILL BUSY!!!! ARGH!!!....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep.....Beep .... beep.....beep..... |
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10/01/2005 03:05:00 PM · #25 |
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