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02/28/2005 05:37:01 AM · #1 |
Maybe some of our Texas cousins can confirm?
COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
BYTE: What them dang flies do
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle
Only kiddin boys and gals.
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02/28/2005 06:38:25 AM · #2 |
Freaking funny!!
June
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02/28/2005 08:45:02 AM · #3 |
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02/28/2005 12:52:23 PM · #4 |
Now y'all don't go pokin' fun at the way we tawk, you hear? ;o)
OK...seriously...it ain't quite right...but close!
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03/01/2005 03:03:28 PM · #5 |
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03/01/2005 03:59:41 PM · #6 |
Too funny!! Got a good laugh out of this one . . . .I can say that, because I lost my Mississippi accent when I was 5 and moved back to California!!
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