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04/26/2013 01:09:30 PM · #151
Tribe misses Grog, wonders if eaten by sword tooth furball.

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Message edited by author 2013-04-26 13:09:51.
04/26/2013 01:16:22 PM · #152
Grog take vakashun. Ride fast rolly thing much. Bak soon.
04/26/2013 01:40:00 PM · #153
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog take vakashun. Ride fast rolly thing much. Bak soon.


? Grog confuses with talk of crazy round rolly invenshun, but tribe will wait for return, will not keep waiting good parts of roast beast longer though, tribe will eat now.

Corybone remind Grog that Grog break self with crazy invenshuns before when attacked by other bigger faster stronger rolly horse invenshun. Grog be carful until return, not fight with other invenshun.
04/27/2013 01:41:16 PM · #154
I see Grog. Been there long time!
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05/06/2013 02:17:10 PM · #155
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Iz biggest fan uv Grog. Fan waits in line to be first to buy tikets for Kronikels uv Grog: the motun piktur. Loyal fan uv Grog has been waiting on street corner for 5 yeers.

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Is Grog's cuzin Hairy! Grog haz unseen Hairy for long time. How is tribe? Is Hairy father to many younglings? Grog is pleased to see years have been kind, and not losing top-fur like Grog.


05/06/2013 03:11:09 PM · #156
Cowboy mised Grog. Glad Grog returned. Welcum bak to tribe.
05/06/2013 03:14:23 PM · #157
Cory-Bone is much pleesed to have leedur of tribe return.

Thinks must not have hunted well while gone. Upside is that now can use small antelope for Grog-cover, instead of needing find buffalo.

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05/06/2013 08:04:28 PM · #158
Welkum back Grog from Magnum and Snarfles, we think maybe Grog dispeer to noffing by now
05/08/2013 12:14:07 AM · #159
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Thag summons wind spirits to always be at back of Grog when Grog ride fast rolly-thing.
Works until Grog turn around other direction.

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Iz rock garden of Grog. Much zen grows in garden. Iz calm place for grog to reflect on meaning of life before killing enemies in glorious battle.

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Iz secret to Grog's popularity with females.

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All parts of animal may be eaten and used by tribe of Grog. Here iz pikchur of sharptooth skin cooking in pot. Iz like enurgy food for males to take on long hunt. Need more salt, but iz gud.

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This one of Grog's favurit younglings. Grog name youngling "Fonz". Is grate like Grog, but need to give youngling more words than "Aaaaaaayyy!"
09/09/2013 10:23:24 PM · #160
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Atraktiv famale iz decoy that Grog does not fall for. Enemy warriors hide under dress. Grog is smart leedur and has red story of Trojen horse. Grog has aktually used this taktic. Only problem is Grog chose Thag, Uggg and Kron for undekover mishun. They not want to kome out from under dress.

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Is eleet warrior team from tribe of Grog. Females cozy up to enemy with promise of much fun under animal pelts. Get full of fud and drink, then females attack. Tribe of Grog wins, but teechur says Grog cheat, must play by rules and rules say no killing. Bah, Grog wearies of going to principuls ofice.

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Iz just bones and roks to you, but Groggyver make grate invenchun from this. Solv wurlds problums, or at least sell idea for many mammoth pelts.

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Cannot fule Grog, is really pikchur of Weerd Al Yankorock. Or maybe Thag after annual bath.


10/08/2013 12:16:26 AM · #161
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Grog returns to grate freestudee commenting. Grog is honored by celbrashun. Grog humbled.
Well, no, not reelee. Grog is too grate to be humbled, but is grate thing to say to loyal fans of Grog.

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Grog sees many meals for tribe. Grog hopes is not protected speshies because sure looks yummy.

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Man keeps his females in cage. Iz smart to do, because females would leave and go to Grog if not.

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Is rarshack roarshak rahrsh personalittee test.
Grog sees spilled blood of enemies. Grog not need to see result. Grog alredy knows result will say Grog is grate.

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Grog knows this man! Iz ledjendarey fiter and subjekt of many tales of grateness told around fire in tribe of Grog. Grog iz grate fan of Genurul Patton.
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Grog send female to make fire. Grog must remember to tell females to get out of pile before starting fire. Grog lose more females this way...
10/08/2013 12:18:38 AM · #162
Welkum bak, Grog.
12/08/2013 12:40:10 AM · #163
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Thag try to impres females. Grog try not to laff at Thag for not having maskuline belly of much hair. Grog is also generus and allow Thag to have cute female in corner. (Iz not naterel redhed, but no tell Thag.)

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Would help with skinning of mammoth, but female will not let go of Grog. Sorry.

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Kron trains female for secrut mishun to fly over enemy tribe and gather intelijunse intellugenz intelag informashun. Grog not normally use females for dangerus mishun, but males of tribe too heavy and fat to fly. Also make loud noises and bad smell to alurt enemy.

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Is ceremonie of long time in tribe of Grog. Grate elder warrior drinks bevirage made from blood of enemies. Grog not know what ceremonie do (iz aktually pretty gross), but tribe has always done this way and who is Grog to argu with tradishun?

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Shhhh!! Be very, very kwyet. Grog hunting humvees. Not good eating for tribe, but head look grate hanging on cave wall. Much bragging right.

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Females in tribe of Grog are taut growing of plants at early age. In this pikchur, female is seen talking to plant to make grow big and strong. Iz posituv motivashun. Tells plant how wonderful and green plant is and how delishus leaves are. Is important skill to raise yummy and nutrishus newtrishis nuttrichus helthy plants bekause hunting party not always bring back mammoth, bear, or even bag of skinny skwurrils.

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Scraper-of-face is new teknologee. Make face of Grog feel like bottom of youngling but without poo.


12/08/2013 02:50:46 AM · #164
KT missed Grog, glad to see back
12/08/2013 12:30:56 PM · #165
Guurl think Grog forget her...
12/08/2013 12:46:33 PM · #166
Grog must stop by more often. Grog being fresh humoristic wind in DPC-cave :)
12/08/2013 04:32:32 PM · #167
Grog bring all kind of wind in cave.
01/08/2014 12:09:36 AM · #168
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Females of tribe welkom hunting party back from long time on hunt. Grog's favurite is Urrgaa, who lights up Grog's life. Iz hottie, too. (Yes, Grog knows Grog burns candle at both endz with bad puns.)

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Grog trains youngling to become grate and fearless warrior. Iz best to start young.

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Grog wishes Grog remember, but knows was grate time in cave last nite.

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Is grate kwestion but Grog has grate anser. He with most females wins. Killing most enemies is good thing too, espeshuly when enemy have many good females to take. Life now compleet, so Grog tell you get off rock and get busy.

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Is grate elder of tribe. Grog know elder not really old but with sharptooth attack, enemy tribes, and poor hunts, more than 30 sun cycles is grate elder with much wizdum of yeers to share. Grog buys elder new hat for birthday.
02/08/2014 10:29:06 AM · #169
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Grog wishes that Grog have good explanashun.
What happen in forest, stay in forest. Is all Grog will say.

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Grog findz grate marvel of modurn day. Female who comes with own cave. Instant tribe, just add younglings.

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Grog installs latest teknologee in cave. Is called aysee.

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Hunting and gatherring has been good and fude is plenty this seesun. Tribe of Grog getting fat and lazy. Grog takes females and younglings for eksersise.

02/08/2014 01:39:11 PM · #170
Grog must have updated wardrobe!
02/17/2014 12:06:37 AM · #171
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Grog finds anshient hirogliphics heroglif hurogliffik stone tablet on city street. Tells grate story of taker-of-images on kwest for challunge. Was grate jurney with dangerus Jagwars, Hornets, Bugs and bike messengurs. Kwest was long and hard with meny hazurds. Is story of grateness that will be retold in tribe of Grog for hours to come.
03/08/2014 11:09:16 AM · #172
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Is professy profesea profisey sign from gods that Grog has destinee as grate fiter, hunter and lover of females. Grog not reely need help thogh, but make sakrifice anyway.

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Is speshul part of cave. Is place to honor all grate ones of tribe who have fallen in battle with enemy. Grog personully honers grate ones with statchuse Grog carves by self. (Grog is many grate things, but skulpter not one of them.)

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Grog in big trubble. Forget to bring map. Hunting partee SO lost.

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Grog make vakashun plans to visit grate historikul site over summer. Place where ansestors killed many enemy and left many grate stories. Younglings not think is fun vakashun idea. Have no respekt for Grog. Bah.
03/08/2014 11:35:02 AM · #173
Grog's too cool. I must get down to DFW soon...
04/08/2014 10:34:00 PM · #174
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Grog looks at kat who need to earn keep to katch rats and small lizurds. No room for lazee animuls in cave of Grog.

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Grog think pikchur not baaaaaadddd at all. (Sorree, Grog canot resist sheep puns)

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Grog invent toylet. Next thing Grog need to invent plumbing.
04/08/2014 10:48:50 PM · #175
Grog still afeered of bearz, apparuntly...
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