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10/16/2010 09:02:40 PM · #51
Originally posted by snaffles:

Snarfles glad to see Grog return! Grog gone many moons. why Grog, why?

Grog run low on inspiration and want to keep great quality of Grog comments.
11/08/2010 12:49:33 AM · #52
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Grog learn that Thag have more younglings than Grog. This must not be, because Grog is great. Grog must make more younglings, but need more females. Grog is smart. Grog set female trap. Hehehe. Grog catches best female with prettiest feet. Thag will be jealous of Grog and all is now as should be.

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Grog dreams of big fat whale. Can feed all Grog's tribe for winter. Life is good for tribe until Grog dreams that whale is endangered and protected species. Uh oh. Grog now in trouble. Good thing is only dream. Grog now dream of things that don't get Grog in trouble, like chasing of females. No, wait, that also get grog in trouble. Many times. Grog now have younglings and mother in laws.

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Grog is hunting today and sees giant thunderous birds attacking village. Fear not! Grog protects and will kill foul smoke spewing creatures with sharp super pointy stick! Grog is great protector and killer of foul beasts. You thank Grog and mark comment helpful.

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Yes, Grog looks for lunch. How did taker-of-images know? But Grog will not hunt cat-of-many-spots today. Grog knows taker-of-images makes documan dokewmentary docyoumentry writing on many parchments about endangered animal clans. Grog retains good knower-of-laws who tells Grog to not hunt here today. Grog will hunt in wildlife challenge instead.

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Grog haggle with seller-on-street for new youngling. Must inspect to make sure teeth are good and bones are strong. This one will do well for Grog. But seller is smart maker-of-deals. Grog trades Ooga for youngling. Haha, Grog is even smarter maker-of-deals.

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This why Grog lives in REAL cave and not silly cave of sticks.

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Hunting party returns after many days. Krag, Thag and Og have brought home many fat deer and juicy birds. Tribe will eat well this winter. Is good time of year to hunt. Grog is smart and sends hunting party during wildlife challenge.

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*Shhhhhhh* Be vewwwwy, vewwwy quiet. Gwog is hunting sabew toof tigers.

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Grog understands and knows of longing to be free. Grog has also seen moving-image show called "Planet of Apes". Such show would not be made if not true. Sorry, Grog cannot let ape out, would violate laws of space-time continuum and create causality loop. Then Grog would never be born. (Grog is smart, learn many things of science from other moving-image show called "Trek to Stars".


11/08/2010 10:37:27 AM · #53
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Grog's friend Ugggg is a poor hunter and completely missed the wildlife challenge. He has to eat berries instead of all the fat deer and juicy birds that Grog eats.
11/08/2010 11:10:37 AM · #54
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Accountant not happy with Grog. Many questionable write-offs. Caves of ill Repute. Pure obsidian spear heads. Much fermented fruit and grain drinks. Accountant fears auditors will toss Grog into volcano before he pays bill.
11/08/2010 11:26:32 AM · #55
Bah, corporate monkey does not know Grog has already conquered volcano. Besides, Ugggg is person of blame for fermented drink of madness.
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Message edited by author 2010-11-08 11:31:57.
11/08/2010 12:43:04 PM · #56
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Bah, corporate monkey does not know Grog has already conquered volcano. Besides, Ugggg is person of blame for fermented drink of madness.


Sorry -- Ugggg is under strict instructions from his guy-who-knows-about-laws-and-stuff not to talk about fermented drinks or the giving of clan animal pelts as "presents" to certain females while on hunting trips.

12/08/2010 12:33:38 AM · #57
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Bwahahahahhah!!!! How can Grog not like? Grog gives advice to help Uggg become better defender of cave. Ugggg needs sharp pointy stick and menacing snarl to scare away enemies. Then Ugggg will be great. Not great like Grog, but greater than Kron or Thag.

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NO!!! Grog does not go willing into belly of foul, smoke spewing iron beast! Ha-ha! Grog will kill beast instead. Village will rejoice and thank Grog for freedom from beast. Leader of village will then give Grog most fertile females and fattest pigs.

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Arooooooooooo!!!!!!!! (Grog sorry. Sight of full moon bring out instinct.) Grog leave snarky comment but not vote on entry from Cory-bone. Grog is great fair voter and leaver-of-comments.

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Grog is grateful for new culinary experience. Grog has never eaten es cargo ecarghoe esgarghoh French food before. Salty taste contrasts well with greens. Shell is nicely crunchy and meat is tasty, but does not make Grog's belly full.

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Troll thinks Grog will be scared of animal head on gate. Bah! Grog not fooled. Grog knows skull can be bought at any suven souveeer sooveigeer seller-of-cheap-gifts in south.

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Grog cross bridge, look for trolls underneath. Hmmm, Grog not see trolls under bridge, must all be out voting freestudy.

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Bird will be quiet in Grog's belly. All will thank Grog for peacefulness.

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Youngling will be great hunter and warrior one day (not great like Grog, but still great). Grog sees youngling has already hunted and bested fierce animal. Tribe will eat well tonight and stories of greatness will be told.


12/08/2010 01:36:44 AM · #58
O. M. G.

Grog need neandershrink, stat.
12/08/2010 03:51:22 AM · #59
Hmm, that's pretty awesome, you managed to grogment on #'s 29, 30, and 31 in the FS....
12/08/2010 08:59:40 AM · #60
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

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Bwahahahahhah!!!! How can Grog not like? Grog gives advice to help Uggg become better defender of cave. Ugggg needs sharp pointy stick and menacing snarl to scare away enemies. Then Ugggg will be great. Not great like Grog, but greater than Kron or Thag.
....

LOL, I demand a group portrait! :-D
12/08/2010 09:58:08 AM · #61
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

LOL, I demand a group portrait! :-D

Grog does best on short notice.
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12/08/2010 09:59:53 AM · #62
Forgot one:
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12/09/2010 11:53:09 AM · #63
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by Strikeslip:

LOL, I demand a group portrait! :-D

Grog does best on short notice.
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Grog's club bigger.
12/10/2010 04:16:47 PM · #64
"Boy you take a few days off from this site and things get out of control -- Glad I posted up in the other thread or I might have missed this one"

Ugggg enjoy hunting trip with Grog -- Ugggg has the scars to prove it! Next time Ugggg will take flying monster to taak-sis and get new boots made from animals that Grog and Ugggg kill on hunt.
12/10/2010 04:24:12 PM · #65
Originally posted by bobnospum:

"Boy you take a few days off from this site and things get out of control -- Glad I posted up in the other thread or I might have missed this one"

That'll teach you not to turn your back.
01/08/2011 12:29:01 AM · #66
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Grog makes pilgrimidge pilgumedge pilghr long travel to ancestral sacred place. Grog climbs to peak, makes sacrifice of tomatoes and bacon. Grog waits for revelation of greatness. Grog waits more. Grog gets thirsty and hungry, go to nearby Starbucks. Grog wait there. If great old ones want Grog, great old ones will find sticky note to tell where Grog goes.

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Yes, server-of-meals, run to prepare table of honor for Grog's party! Friends of Grog will eat well tonight at fancy place that Grog cannot pronounce. Grog will sit at table with Thag, Kron and Ugggg to eat and drink and tell stories of hunting and greatness. All is good.

Grog has question, though. Why is Grog's table of honor in alley?

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Grog read evening news. Headline of New Rock Times read: "Vgom". Grog very worried about vgom. Last season vgom brought much blarg and krump to tribe. Females and younglings are still work to clean up blarg and krump in cave. Grog very grateful to be hunter and fighter. Can go on quest and not have to clean. Grog is great avoider-of-chores.

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Wide of hip and big of breast. Female can bear many strong younglings for Grog. Why does Cory-Bone not give female as gift of honor to Grog when Grog visit Soccorock? Grog is sensitive and Grog's feelings now hurt. But Grog is great forgiver-of-mistakes. Will take now and leave Ooga to show no hard feeling.

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Is hero of Grog! Is great fighter-of-beasts and lover-of-females. Grog not have many heroes besides Grogself. Don-of-Quixote will join Grog at table of honor for talk of battles won, beast slain, females taken, and all greatness.

No, stop Don-of-Quixote! That is not evil monster! Is humble server-of-wine and meat! Grog says not kill until after meal.

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Grog say Magnum may have all but Mammoth ribs on bottom shelf. That is Grog's favorite. Grog saves for superbowl party with Thag, Kron, Magnum and Uggg. Ooga, Snarfles and Guurl invited too, but must serve food first.

Grog suggests tuna sandwich in back. Is only expired by few weeks.

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Grog sets trap. Captures player-of-annoying-tunes in Grog's head. Grog will release on condition: No more remake of "Desperado". Remade many time, smell like mammoth leftover from last month's hunt. Oh, and no more commercial jingle from popular Christmas song.

Grog is great saver-of-sanity.

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Ancestors of Grog travel to this land many sun cycles ago in boats like this. Journey was hard. Cold was wind, hard were seats, and youngling in second row play Hannah-Montana songs for whole journey.

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Santa-Grog is pleased. Leaving good treat gets extra portion of mammoth steak in stocking this year.

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Is cave cold, damp and drafty? Does large hungry sharptooth disturb sleep of tribe? Grog thought so. You need latest teknologee from Grog. Is called "fire". Is great advancement in comfort and convenience. Keeps females and younglings warm and safe. You call today. Grog Friendly operator stands by to take order.

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Grog hears best females of big breast and wide hip are on private beach. Grog sneaks in and loses loincloth on sharp things. All see Grog's great parts.

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Grog stops up toilet again and is very sorry. Will get plunger and fix.

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Bah! Grog smash annoying lizard.

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Grog see show on magic moving picture box called "BayWatch". Shows Grog how to attract females of wide hip and big breast on beach. Grog stand on beach, waits to rescue female. Grog still waiting.


01/08/2011 01:24:31 AM · #67
Grog owe littlemaverick many stones to pay Dr bill from chokeing while reading Grog Chronicles... littlemaverick eyes still leaking!
02/08/2011 12:47:56 AM · #68
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Grog still have first issue of New Rock Times. Collectors edition, worth many animal pelts.

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Grog teaches youngling to hunt. First Grog gives youngling knife to kill prey. Youngling looks at Grog. Then Grog gives youngling bow to kill prey. Youngling looks at Grog. Grog says: "Hmmm", and Grog thinks. (Is very hard work for Grog)
Grog teaches youngling to stare at prey and kill with boredom. YES! Grog has success! Grog is great teacher of skills!

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*sigh* Grog hate salad, is not meal for great hunter and fighter. But Grog eat to please Grog's female. Female says grass make Grog healthy and strong.

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Grog teach younglings to be great hunters. First lesson is learn to run very fast. Dress younglings to attract hungry sharptooth. Is good lesson, and younglings learn lesson good. Well... TWO younglings learn lesson good.

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Hunt has been long and hard this month, and Grog stop for cold drink. No mammoth or other meaty prey, only small squirrels and frogs to feed tribe. Maybe was mistake to use hunting grounds behind strip mall.

Message edited by author 2011-02-08 00:48:17.
02/21/2011 01:34:26 AM · #69
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Tasty, but Grog pass. Much work for little meat. Grog go hunting in other entry, where Grog see many elk.

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Grog love rocks, especially rock music. Grog go to rock concert. Grog have good time. Dance with many females, drink much, bring down house. Grog call insurance agent Monday.

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Hunt not good this week. Grog bring home one small piece of meat. Female be unhappy with Grog. Grog bang on rock three times (subtle hint that Grog expect late night greatness) and female have headache.

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Grog say be careful. River filled with Crocs, Water Moccasins and other dangerous footwear. Grog follows and protects.

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Grog get carpal tunnel from shaking hand of many lovers of Grog.

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Grog not impressed. If youngling wishes to impress Grog, then must go on quest to bring Grog the goatee of Billy Ray Cyrus. THEN will Grog be impressed and grant place at Grog's table of honor. Extra credit if youngling also brings achy breaky heart.

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Grog's younglings beg Grog for pet. Grog only has great pets. Get cat for younglings, name cat "Spot".


02/21/2011 01:53:34 AM · #70
*Guurl shakes head and rolls eyes*
02/21/2011 01:56:40 AM · #71
Originally posted by tanguera:

*Guurl shakes head and rolls eyes*

Guurl mad that Guurl not get Grog comment this month.
02/21/2011 02:05:07 AM · #72
Guurl thinks Grog be right. Wassup with that?
02/21/2011 02:14:58 AM · #73
Grog smart. Grog not force comments and burn out like ' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/31.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/31.gif', '/') + 1) . ' k10dguy.
02/21/2011 04:14:24 AM · #74
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by tanguera:

*Guurl shakes head and rolls eyes*

Guurl mad that Guurl not get Grog comment this month.


Bear past mad. Bear roar. Bear never has had Grog comment, wonders if Grog realizes how dangerous it is to ignore bears?
02/21/2011 07:53:47 AM · #75
The funny thing is that I wear Crocs all the time. Me think like Grog! :)
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