The chronicles of Grog - DPChallenge Forums

04/08/2022 05:45:03 PM · #301

Grog trayns youngling to hunt fishes manly way, riding of board on waves and scare fishes, then grab fishes when they jumped scared frum water. Ooga worry about youngling catch cold and make him ware warm fishing pelts that look like unyform uv "Trek to Stars" on magic pickchur box. Is ok except for youngling always saying "ENGAYGE" to get Grog to make board go fast.

Thag lerns why to sit down in bote.

Younglings in trybe of Grog lern soshul skils erly. Helping of trybe is importunt to survyval of speeshies. He we see youngling of Kron collecting big stik to make tuls and wepons.

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 17-35mm f/2.8D IF-ED

06/08/2022 10:12:22 AM · #302

Grog serch for meny yeers and finelly find pruf of Java man.

Sumer wedings are tyme of grate joy in tribe of Grog. Also tyme of large prehysterical moskitos. But Grog is grate creatur of reel wurld solushions. Grog invent portuble moskito neting that is part of weding dres. Gose wherevur bryde goes. Can fit all uv wedding party. In this pickchur, Thag is seen preparyng netting for gests to gathur undur.

Grog provydes farey-tale:
This iz ceremonyal headpeece of grate god-rodint Chemongus. Meny sun cycles ago (long before Grog) tribe was hungry and hunting party too stoopid to catch meety mammoth. Chemnongus skared mammoth off clif and towerd hunting party who lyed in wate with sharp pointy stiks. Tribe eat well that seeson and make giant replika of rodint head from leftover mammoth fur to alweys remember Chemongus. This is why modern elefunts skared of mise and rodints.

Thag and Kron show newust invenchun to skepticul invenstur: induviduel caves. Purfect for singul man with bizzy life or travelur who just need rock to sleep on. Grog sugest taking invenchun to grate place of big caves in Jepan to sell as pod-cave.

tanguera

Nikon D750

06/08/2022 02:22:17 PM · #303

Guurl fall down with deelite! TWO Grog comments!! Much better trofee than skors!

Pentax DA 18-135mm F3.5-5.6ED AL [IF] WR DC

07/09/2022 11:00:38 PM · #304

Trybe uv Grog makes anuel pilgrimege to place uv grate hystoricul importunse. Kron is to be sacreficed to stachue uv grate god uv hunt. God uv hunt refuses sacrefice uv Kron, says is trying to luse wait. Grog coments that god looks slimmer. God apreshites Grog notising, says has lost 100 stone this yeer by not snaking on fatty sacrefices.

glad2badad

DJI Mavic Air 2

Sears 55mm f/1.4 M42

07/09/2022 11:38:07 PM · #305

tnun

Ricoh GR III

07/10/2022 12:43:32 AM · #306

commendable, especially to be not snaking on fatty sacrefices.

mariuca

Fujifilm X-T30

Fujifilm XF 18-55mm f/2.8-4 OIS

07/10/2022 09:39:04 PM · #307

I highly apreshite Grog's luv for travel.

Tiberius

Samsung Galaxy S22, S22+, S22 Ultra

Panasonic Lumix G 14mm F2.5 ASPH

07/17/2022 10:46:21 PM · #308

tanx!

Canon EF 100mm f/2.8L Macro IS USM

07/26/2022 10:27:12 AM · #309

Ah, Grog rememburs edgwatur apartmints well. Grog fathurd meny younglings at Edgwatur. Until spoiler-uv-fun flewed droan ovurhed, and founded Grog and Ooga making meny on rootop. You know flier of droan? Grog wish to have "wurds" with him.

Lydia

Canon EOS-6D

07/26/2022 09:25:46 PM · #310

Pervs with drones. :D

10/08/2022 12:26:54 AM · #311

Urga is elder female in trybe of Grog. Urga inventud portuble cave paintengs. Colur Grog impresed.

Eeting helthy not as grate as Grog waz led to beleeve.

10/24/2022 11:14:42 AM · #312

Grog on grate kwest to fynd mithical Bunyips but finded truffula trees insted. Now Grog must also alow anoyeng Lorax into trybe. Grog bunks Lorax in cave with Thag.

11/08/2022 12:04:47 AM · #313

Thag and Kron wate in lyne to vote in grate elekshun. Thag must be restraned bekause Thag luv voting and get overeksited. This also why Kron ware baggys on feets.

Grog know is onlee one way to fynd out if plant is eduble. Must eat to see if get sik. Now whare did Thag go?

Frizbee was grate female of legund in trybe of Grog. Defeeted enumy trybe by throwing plate and hitting enumies between eys. Enumy culd not fite with hedeake and crosed eys. Severul males uv trybe can are seed in bakground of pickchur, fighting over honur to carry more plates for grate female to throw. In this pickchur, Thag is seen bowing to imuge of grate female and begging for wisdum befor playing in tornamint named for her.

01/08/2023 12:57:08 AM · #314

Grog invent cave paynting. Thag asks what is pickchur of. Grog not need to explain, pickchur IS ART, that is all Thag need to nowe. Fun fakt: Populer culter showz wizurds with litening coming from fingurs but Grog nowes that wizurds do need large belybutons bekause that is whare litenig really cumes frum, as seen in this grate pickchur that Grog made.

Grog make pylgramyge to anshent place uv wyze eldur. Eldur is so wyze that eldur no longur needs bodie and is onlie hed contaning storees and wisdum of the agiz. Wyze eldur get few viziturs and want to keep Grog to tell all of boring wyze storees to. Only having hed also also meen that eldur get drunked very eesily. Grog ~~proaktev~~ ~~pro-actshun~~ thought ahed (hed pun intendud) and brought meny jugs uv alkuhol as offering to eldur. Eldur get drunked and Grog escape. Note to Grogself: Send Thag next tyme.

01/23/2023 10:38:13 PM · #315

Grog go with Thag and Kron to place uv meny drinkes and Grog retern to cave at time of grate darkness. Female not hapy with Grog and invent roling pin, sends Grog to plase of grate healing to enjoy rising of sun.

Grog only takes strongest of females.

Tamron SP AF 28-75mm f/2.8 XR Di for Canon

02/08/2023 12:04:20 AM · #316

Grog runz watur for annuel bath.

Grog have bad dreem about enumy tribe attaking Grog. Was wrenching experyence.

Lassee hungree and wate pashiently for fud. Thag go to store and fall down well on way home. Kron and Gurrl considur optshuns, but ladder and rope not inventud yet. Dog is stil hungree and stoopid apes not undurstand pryorites. But Thag can wate , have plenty of dog fud in well.

Rankles

Canon EOS-600D/T3i Rebel

02/08/2023 12:34:27 AM · #317

A new DPC milestone hit today then :D thanks Yo_Spiff!

Cory

Canon EOS-1D Mark IV

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

02/12/2023 10:49:48 PM · #318

Cory-Bone still like Grog. Thank much

Canon RF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS USM

02/20/2023 12:32:17 AM · #319

Thag demunstrates trik to delishushnus uv his famus mammoth stew. Silly Grog thought secrut ingediunt was onions, not bunions!

wolf

Canon EOS R5

02/20/2023 12:33:22 AM · #320

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Thag demunstrates trik to delishushnus uv his famus mammoth stew. Silly Grog thought secrut ingediunt was onions, not bunions!

LOL!!

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 28-300mm f3.5-5.6G ED VR

04/08/2023 12:16:16 AM · #321

Thag demunstrates new invenchun, portabul cave on wheelz. Grog say is dumb invenchun and will nevur sel.

Grog teech trybe how to rapel down clif. Is grate tactick for atacking enumy tribe. Is what we say, but is reely for eskaping from females to have boyz nite with Thag and Kron.

Grog lern lessun and send Thag to visut wyze Eldur this tyme. Thag and eldur get drunked togethur. *Sigh*

NikonJeb

Nikon D850

04/10/2023 01:59:56 PM · #322

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog lern lessun and send Thag to visut wyze Eldur this tyme. Thag and eldur get drunked togethur. *Sigh*

LOL!

Where's the ROFLMAO emoticon?

05/08/2023 12:58:07 AM · #323

Trybe of Grog celubrates fathurs day and youngling finully reelyzes he is chyld of Thag.

Thag not gud at hunting and gathuring so takes part tym job uv maskot at place of food that is fast. Thag reely unlikes doing partees for younglings of few sun-cycles. Grog say it bilds caracter.

06/11/2023 02:13:31 PM · #324

Byrds gosip about latust stoopid thing did by Thag. Grog would have much to contribyoot to conversashun, but Grog not speek eegal.

Thag invent way uv keeping feets cleen whyl on hunt. Also help to sneek up on prey, so Thag call invenchun sneekurs. Now have to fynd way of keeping sneekers cleen, so Thag hang around nek.