The chronicles of Grog - DPChallenge Forums

04/12/2024 09:30:37 PM · #1

Thag beleeves that Thag iz grate performer-on-street. Doez magik show for younglings. Grog give younglings bribe gift of treets such as mammoth-on-stik and ised cofee to stay and watch purformence. For extra treet of iced creams, younglings agree to klap and ask for mor. Grog iz grate sitter-of-babees.

Grog invents planed obsulesense.

02/08/2024 12:15:36 AM · #2

Littul Urka is grate inventur, like fathur Grog. Tuday, Urka invent Gee-string. Iz skale modul for demunstrashun purposis.

Olympus OM-D E-M1 Mark III

12/08/2023 12:04:09 AM · #3

Grog make grate plan top serprize Grog's younglings with erly return from grate hunt. Grog hide in tree and camuflage self for making serprize, but younglings find Grog enyway. Cursis, foiled agen!

Grog is grate eveloshinary byologist, catched famus nuthatch. Nuts not hatch no mattur how much Grog make burd sit on them. Grog think that must have been day that Grog skippeded byology class.

Is grate coming uv age tredishun in trybe uv Grog. Younglings selekt spirit animul to fit persunaltee. Littul Krage piks lepurd who is stelthy in hunt and loyul to pak, lyk Krage iz. When yung Grog pickeded eegle who iz magestik, Kron pickeded fox who iz cuning and Thag pikceded opossum who play ded to avoyd confruntashuns.

roz

Olympus M.Zuiko Digital ED 60mm 1:2.8 Macro

10/09/2023 05:33:40 AM · #4

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grate wyld preditor plans upcuming hunt. Will find grate meety mammoth or skwerul to prezent as gift to belovid hooman. More planing needed but will aksept scritches for now.

Grog having trubel attrakting new females to dramatik cureer in tribe. Grog send out tribul evangulists evajelissts uvangul salespeeple to attrakt females. Tell females about grate benufits such as furst choice of mammoth stakes after hunt and grate males such as Grog and Thag. Female in black say not uv inturest, but have gud snaks in bakpak so females from tribe pursoo enyway. Female in blak invents harassmint suit-uv-laws.

was THE best comment I've had in a long while during voting .. for the smile .. and the laugh ..
thanks Steve .. xx

edit to say ..
as far as I know the grate wyld preditor has been unable to find meety mammoth or skwerul .. but even so the hooman is still giving scritches .. for now .. I think his pashents is wearing thin though .. ;)

Message edited by author 2023-10-09 05:39:43.

Sony FE 200-600mm f/5.6-6.3 G OSS

10/08/2023 11:13:22 PM · #5

Grate wyld preditor plans upcuming hunt. Will find grate meety mammoth or skwerul to prezent as gift to belovid hooman. More planing needed but will aksept scritches for now.

Grog having trubel attrakting new females to dramatik cureer in tribe. Grog send out tribul evangulists evajelissts uvangul salespeeple to attrakt females. Tell females about grate benufits such as furst choice of mammoth stakes after hunt and grate males such as Grog and Thag. Female in black say not uv inturest, but have gud snaks in bakpak so females from tribe pursoo enyway. Female in blak invents harassmint suit-uv-laws.

vawendy

Sony Alpha 1

10/02/2023 05:46:11 PM · #6

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Is close up uv Grog's grate parts.

Is hiden entrence to cave uv Grog. Can see youngling's artwurk of mountin gote in corner.

Grog no reel-eyes that grate part fotos forbiddened. No Saif fer werk.

10/02/2023 12:10:53 AM · #7

Is close up uv Grog's grate parts.

Is hiden entrence to cave uv Grog. Can see youngling's artwurk of mountin gote in corner.

09/08/2023 12:32:00 AM · #8

Grog hungry but not stoopid and leevs kittehs aloan.

Youngling taunts Thag by taking Thag's ball and not giving bak.

Urga make pilrgumage to plase of grate eldurs in shinee towurs and fake caves. Ugra bring offering uv speshul watur from pond outsyde Grog's cave. Cannot fynd eny grate eldurs. Only man with shoping cart of stuf who is gratful for offering uv watur on hot day. Watur has powerfel efekt on man with shoping cart. Grog shuld have warned Urga to not take water from pond ryte after Grog's annuel bath.

Canon 12x IS USM (S3 IS built-in Lens) -- 36-432mm (35mm EQ)

08/08/2023 12:53:59 AM · #9

Thag tyred of hunting and killing, so invents cureer as sooper modul. Thag think he only have to stand around luking pritty, but is hard wurk and gets swetty. Thag colapsus on steps during promo for grate invenchun of persunal wings. Grog blame Thag for comershul falure of produkt. Taker of pickchurs shuld have entured this in "falure" challunge insted.

GeneralE

Canon PowerShot S3 IS

07/09/2023 01:49:25 PM · #10

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Hey! Bear just belatedly realized he FINALLY made it into the Grog Chronicle after all these years of dreaming :-)

Inspyre Grog's sens of humer, get grate coment.

Like this ...

Samsung Galaxy S21, S21+, S21 Ultra

07/09/2023 01:05:10 PM · #11

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

Hey! Bear just belatedly realized he FINALLY made it into the Grog Chronicle after all these years of dreaming :-)

Grog not meant disrepekt to grate bear. Selekshun for Grog coments is randum. Inspyre Grog's sens of humer, get grate coment.

Bear_Music

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

07/09/2023 11:09:41 AM · #12

Hey! Bear just belatedly realized he FINALLY made it into the Grog Chronicle after all these years of dreaming :-)

tanguera

Nikon D750

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 17-35mm f/2.8D IF-ED

07/08/2023 07:52:53 PM · #13

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Thag hydes under pier and invents upskurt fotagraf.

Gurrl praktises flerting for males reterning from hunt. Thag is eesy and will give Gurrl more mammoth meet.

LOL

Gurrl miss Grog!

07/08/2023 04:32:21 PM · #14

Thag hydes under pier and invents upskurt fotagraf.

Gurrl praktises flerting for males reterning from hunt. Thag is eesy and will give Gurrl more mammoth meet.

06/21/2023 12:31:12 AM · #15

Is hi skool pickchur of Grog showing grate atriboots Grog haves. Grog had to invent zippur after this.

06/11/2023 02:13:31 PM · #16

Byrds gosip about latust stoopid thing did by Thag. Grog would have much to contribyoot to conversashun, but Grog not speek eegal.

Thag invent way uv keeping feets cleen whyl on hunt. Also help to sneek up on prey, so Thag call invenchun sneekurs. Now have to fynd way of keeping sneekers cleen, so Thag hang around nek.

Nikon AF-S Nikkor 28-300mm f3.5-5.6G ED VR

05/08/2023 12:58:07 AM · #17

Trybe of Grog celubrates fathurs day and youngling finully reelyzes he is chyld of Thag.

Thag not gud at hunting and gathuring so takes part tym job uv maskot at place of food that is fast. Thag reely unlikes doing partees for younglings of few sun-cycles. Grog say it bilds caracter.

NikonJeb

Nikon D850

04/10/2023 01:59:56 PM · #18

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Grog lern lessun and send Thag to visut wyze Eldur this tyme. Thag and eldur get drunked togethur. *Sigh*

LOL!

Where's the ROFLMAO emoticon?

Canon RF 70-200mm F2.8 L IS USM

04/08/2023 12:16:16 AM · #19

Thag demunstrates new invenchun, portabul cave on wheelz. Grog say is dumb invenchun and will nevur sel.

Grog teech trybe how to rapel down clif. Is grate tactick for atacking enumy tribe. Is what we say, but is reely for eskaping from females to have boyz nite with Thag and Kron.

Grog lern lessun and send Thag to visut wyze Eldur this tyme. Thag and eldur get drunked togethur. *Sigh*

wolf

Canon EOS R5

02/20/2023 12:33:22 AM · #20

Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

Thag demunstrates trik to delishushnus uv his famus mammoth stew. Silly Grog thought secrut ingediunt was onions, not bunions!

LOL!!

Canon EF 85mm f/1.2L II USM

02/20/2023 12:32:17 AM · #21

Thag demunstrates trik to delishushnus uv his famus mammoth stew. Silly Grog thought secrut ingediunt was onions, not bunions!

Cory

Canon EOS-1D Mark IV

02/12/2023 10:49:48 PM · #22

Cory-Bone still like Grog. Thank much

Rankles

Canon EOS-600D/T3i Rebel

Tamron SP AF 28-75mm f/2.8 XR Di for Canon

02/08/2023 12:34:27 AM · #23

A new DPC milestone hit today then :D thanks Yo_Spiff!

02/08/2023 12:04:20 AM · #24

Grog runz watur for annuel bath.

Grog have bad dreem about enumy tribe attaking Grog. Was wrenching experyence.

Lassee hungree and wate pashiently for fud. Thag go to store and fall down well on way home. Kron and Gurrl considur optshuns, but ladder and rope not inventud yet. Dog is stil hungree and stoopid apes not undurstand pryorites. But Thag can wate , have plenty of dog fud in well.