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10/01/2010 11:19:14 AM · #5726 |
Originally posted by love:
Originally posted by sfalice:
Banned for using evil only twice in your post, when everyone knows evil should be used, with evil intent, at least three times, and evil gets even better when spread evilly often. |
OMG I'm hurting from laughing over this one.. seriously!!!
Banned because I'm on the front page and you're not!.. booya! |
I thought it was a guy!!
BANNED for changing sex :P |
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10/01/2010 12:11:34 PM · #5727 |
| Sex? You used the word sex? OMG, OMG, OMG! Banned! |
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10/01/2010 01:33:39 PM · #5728 |
| Banned for double-hypocrisy. |
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10/02/2010 09:03:32 AM · #5729 |
Banned for implying I had relations with two hippos.
Message edited by author 2010-10-02 09:03:49. |
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10/02/2010 09:43:24 AM · #5730 |
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10/02/2010 03:20:52 PM · #5731 |
Your screen name is love, aren't you supposed to be trusting? Banned!
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10/02/2010 05:58:13 PM · #5732 |
| Banned because everyone knows "what's love got to do with it?".. |
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10/02/2010 07:07:16 PM · #5733 |
this'll get me in big trouble but how could anyone ban love ..
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10/02/2010 07:43:58 PM · #5734 |
| No offense to Roseann, but... love stinks. love hurts. love bites. So many songs can't be wrong. Roz is banned for pollyannaism. |
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10/02/2010 08:50:22 PM · #5735 |
| Banned for oxymoronisms lol |
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10/02/2010 09:03:46 PM · #5736 |
is oxymoronisms a real word .?. i wondered .. so i googled it and spent 10 minutes reading when i should be working .. of course you're banned roseann for wasting my valuable time ..
here's a snippet ..
& of course i'll be banned for wasting everyone else's valuable time ..
A man walks down the street, hands in his pockets. He is aware of all the other people, his brothers and sisters, sharing with him the pavement and the oxygen and the light. He recognises his connection to all things and people and animals and plants—his connection to the whole world.
He looks ahead, his eyes instinctively navigating the sidewalk, while his concentration is far away in space and time, thinking, sensing, analysing his own feelings and responses and comparing them to the responses and apparent feelings of others, seeing how they fit together and relate to each other. Slowly, he begins to find order in the apparent chaos. He finds many possibilities and probabilities, and allows them all to have validity. He also knows that none of them may end up as the reality, and none of the outcomes he predicts may come true at all, and he accepts that, too. He simply feels better about having given things some conscious attention.
He runs again through his shopping list to see if there is anything he may have forgotten. There is a momentary turn of fear in his belly as he imagines forgetting a key ingredient for tomorrow’s dinner. Then he reminds himself that if he forgets something, then he is creative enough to cover it up. In fact, it may just turn out to be an opportunity to create something new and interesting. He comforts himself by this coverage of all the possibilities.
He turns a corner onto a busier street with a wider sidewalk, and a strong wind catches his breath in his mouth, making him swallow. He thinks about things he has done in the past, and what he has learned from those experiences, and what he will do better in future. He thinks about neglected opportunities and poor choices, and he chides himself for his moments of meandering stupidity or laziness. Momentarily, he frowns at himself. On the street, perhaps someone sees him and wonders at the frown; perhaps not.
He remembers that his mistakes and neglected chances are not just his; they are everyone’s. The opportunities he misses to create and give something to the world are a net-loss. There is a pang of shame and guilt at this thought, and a resultant fear of future chances being missed due to his oversight, distraction or inaction. Really, he fears not having the courage to recognise good opportunities when they present themselves, and to act decisively upon them. This is a fear that dogs him, and has done for his whole life, despite that life being filled with many decisive actions and boundless creativity. And somehow he believes it is not enough; that he is not good enough. He feels as if he has lacked any solid direction, and even as he has done and seen and been part of many wonderous things, that he has not yet Mastered anything and created something Worthy of that. He demands more from himself, and steels his resolve to take more chances; to be alert to more opportunities; to give more to the world… and to feel worthy. Worthy of what? Worthy of love, of course. Worthy of recognition, and acceptance.
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10/02/2010 09:18:50 PM · #5737 |
| I'm not even going to read that and you're banned. |
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10/02/2010 09:18:51 PM · #5738 |
I'm not even going to read that and you're banned.
Doh! I know what's coming next...
Message edited by author 2010-10-02 21:19:18. |
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10/02/2010 09:29:41 PM · #5739 |
so i dont freak you out i'll do the ban you're expecting ..
ie ... double posting ..
Message edited by author 2010-10-02 21:29:50. |
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10/03/2010 02:04:14 AM · #5740 |
| i'm banning myself for being predictable |
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10/03/2010 05:15:19 AM · #5741 |
| Ban for having to ban yourself because it was just too easy. |
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10/03/2010 07:11:55 AM · #5742 |
| Banned because your username is so last year. |
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10/03/2010 11:18:33 AM · #5743 |
Banned for not emphasising 'so' enough!
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10/03/2010 03:45:53 PM · #5744 |
| Banned for football club fail. Pre-emptive ban for anything mentioning 'southern softie' |
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10/03/2010 05:08:23 PM · #5745 |
| Post-emptive ban for pre-emptive banning. |
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10/03/2010 05:42:19 PM · #5746 |
banned! (I'm to tired to finish the rest of the post. Shot a wedding yesterday.)
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10/03/2010 06:01:59 PM · #5747 |
| tiredness is no excuse .. banned for not giving it your best shot .. please excuse double meaning .. |
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10/03/2010 06:15:11 PM · #5748 |
| Banned for lack of empathy for the lazy. |
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10/03/2010 07:34:06 PM · #5749 |
| banned for lack of empathy for ppl who have lack of empathy for the lazy .. |
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10/04/2010 12:11:49 PM · #5750 |
Banned for reducing people to 3 letters... can't we keep our humanity?
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