|Oh good Lord (pun intended)!
I know I shouldn't be judgemental and thank God if it's real. But, I worked in a prison. I don't believe in jailhouse religion, and I don't believe in Michael Vick. Convicts always thought that if they started spouting off religious rhetoric that it would buy them a free pass to be able to 1) get away with more within the prison, 2) make parole, 3) completely erase what they'd done.
I used to joke to my mother when she'd get upset that my job was dangerous. I'd tell her, "Don't worry, Mom. God is there." She'd say very sceptically, "He is?" And I'd say, "Well, everyone finds him there."