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11/04/2009 12:06:21 AM · #1
This will hopefully be a light, funny and maybe hilarious at times, thread; at least that is my wish for it.

The trick is to extract a comment or a question from the ones you get, especially the more funny ones asked, and give it a simple, funny or a more complex reply.

FOR EXAMPLE

Comment:I wonder how will this look in black and white?
Reply: De-saturate it and see for yourself

C: I really like this!
R: I do too, that is why I posted it.

C: How did you do this under basic editing rules?
R: I didnít, I cheated.

Let's see what you can come up with.

Message edited by author 2009-11-04 08:20:36.
11/04/2009 12:24:46 AM · #2
C: This does not appear to have much effort in it
R: Neither does that comment.
11/04/2009 12:29:58 AM · #3
Originally posted by Yo_Spiff:

C: This does not appear to have much effort in it
R: Neither does that comment.


LOOOOOOOOOL
11/04/2009 07:19:35 AM · #4
C:Typical
R:So we are discussing your score now?
11/04/2009 07:21:35 AM · #5
C: It is really?
R: Yes it is.
11/04/2009 08:06:22 AM · #6

C: note to self: add comment later
R: 10 months later, still waiting...
11/04/2009 08:12:06 AM · #7
C: It does look a bit like a Dalek
R: Who?
C2: Yes. Doctor Who.
R2: What?
C3: No. What's on second.
11/04/2009 08:16:41 AM · #8
Comment: we
Reply: no, just you

C: Sorry, but very boring
R: F U
11/04/2009 08:27:10 AM · #9
Yet another thread discouraging commenting, which then leads to 30 threads a month from now saying "nobody comments, they just vote it low, they must be trolls, as my image would give ansel adams butterflies."

But yeah...typical.
11/04/2009 08:36:08 AM · #10
Originally posted by larryslights:


C: Sorry, but very boring
R: F U


This one got a laugh out of me :)

In a recent challenge in which I took a pic of me and my girlfriend:
C: The lady pulled the short straw here!
R: Umm.... thanks?.... I'm the guy in the pic.
11/04/2009 08:37:12 AM · #11
Originally posted by AJSullivan:

Yet another thread discouraging commenting, which then leads to 30 threads a month from now saying "nobody comments, they just vote it low, they must be trolls, as my image would give ansel adams butterflies."

But yeah...typical.


From the OP
Originally posted by HighNooner:

This will hopefully be a light, funny and maybe hilarious at times, thread; at least that is my wish for it.


Message edited by author 2009-11-04 08:37:43.
11/04/2009 08:42:03 AM · #12
CONSPIRACY.

Sike, its all fun.
11/04/2009 09:43:06 AM · #13
Originally posted by oscarthepig:

C: It does look a bit like a Dalek
R: Who?
C2: Yes. Doctor Who.
R2: What?
C3: No. What's on second.

Hey! That was MY comment! Nice take on it.
11/04/2009 07:22:00 PM · #14
C:The tree on the left is a bit distracting for me

R:I will place it to the right next time
or
R:But I hope it did not affect you overall health
or
R:I knew someone was going to say that
or
R:I will call the forest rangers
or
R:STICK IT UP

11/04/2009 08:45:49 PM · #15
I don't get it.
Neither do I. I took a photo of it, so I could look at it longer.

What is it?
It's a photograph.

What does it mean?
Who am I to answer this, Hassan I Sabbah, old man of the mountain?

Oh , swans are so beautiful.
Not when they shit.

Like the setup, nice.
Took me six days. On the seventh I rested.

Next time crop the bottom.
I could put it on top.

DNMC. I don't see it.
It's in braille. Run your fingers over it.
11/04/2009 08:59:01 PM · #16
Originally posted by VitaminB:

Originally posted by larryslights:


C: Sorry, but very boring
R: F U


This one got a laugh out of me :)

In a recent challenge in which I took a pic of me and my girlfriend:
C: The lady pulled the short straw here!
R: Umm.... thanks?.... I'm the guy in the pic.


Not sure, but my guess would be because she's kissing the ground in the upper corner shot?
11/04/2009 09:01:12 PM · #17
C: colours are not 6
R: Correct, 6 is a number
11/04/2009 09:08:51 PM · #18
C: What a great title!
R: If you think thats great you should see the photo!

Message edited by author 2009-11-04 21:09:22.
11/04/2009 09:10:47 PM · #19
C:
Impact: 1
Creativity: 1
Relevance: 1
Your score: 3

R:
Usefulness of rating random criteria with no explanation: 0

Message edited by author 2009-11-04 21:58:43.
11/04/2009 09:16:27 PM · #20
C: thou you meet the challenge...I just wish your subject was a bit more engaging, no offense
R: It's a cornfield! What were you expecting?!

11/04/2009 09:37:35 PM · #21
C.Not really the best subject. It appears that not much thought was put into this shot...sorry

A.ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I'm the fricken subject.... LOL.... kay, thanks..
11/04/2009 09:48:46 PM · #22
C: Ugh, personally. What's wrong, exactly, with a photograph feeling like a photograph? This feels like some clever dynamic range manipulation and over-smooth rendering of a complex model. I'm sure its all very clever and technical and all, but really ... and the apparent loss of scale is hilarious. Oooh! Look! He's a got a really small hand! So I don't like it.

R: Did you have to get a Thesaurus out for that one? That's why you don't like it? because I have small hands? hahahaha

here's the pic incase you are curious...

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Message edited by author 2009-11-04 22:03:29.
11/04/2009 09:52:12 PM · #23
C: I don't get it ...
R: It's an abstract, you're not meant to get it. Therefore, you got it.
11/04/2009 09:54:06 PM · #24
C: your picture - it is painful to look at
R: Etta James - I'd rather go blind.
//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3hBHeRWSY&feature=player_embedded#
11/04/2009 09:56:41 PM · #25
Originally posted by VitaminB:

Originally posted by AJSullivan:

Yet another thread discouraging commenting, which then leads to 30 threads a month from now saying "nobody comments, they just vote it low, they must be trolls, as my image would give ansel adams butterflies."

But yeah...typical.


From the OP
Originally posted by HighNooner:

This will hopefully be a light, funny and maybe hilarious at times, thread; at least that is my wish for it.


Well can you blame AJ? Funny and Hilarious are fashionably late. Oh crap I should have saved that for a make fun of fourm replies thread. :/
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