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08/21/2009 04:26:27 PM · #1 |
(Compiled from a list made by several Members in the Members Forum, which is not accessible by lowly Registered users.)
Perks of Members versus Registered Users:
1- Members can edit the posts of Registered Users.
2- Registered Users must address Members as "Your Worship" at the beginning and ending of each sentence.
3- Registered Users must provide coffee and doughnuts at 7:30pm
4- Registered Users will be dispatched to all Members' homes to fan said member on hot summer evenings.
5- There will be "Preemptory Challenges", where a certain number of Registered Users' entries will be stricken for no reason whatsoever, like in jury trials.
6- All entries in open challenges by Registered Users will be identified as such to Members.
7- Members only will be able to access the voting page for 24 hours after closing, and be able to have summarily invalidated up to a dozen entries by Registered Users per challenge.
8- During voting on open challenges, Members are allowed to select any one photo belonging to a Registered User and claim it as their own.
9- Members will be allowed to form lynch mobs to rid ourselves of other annoying Members. Mob members then divide between themselves all remaining membership time on the lynched member's account.
10- Members get free beer.
11- Members will be given the ability to fly or turn invisible.
12- Registered Users from Iceland will be required to pay a premium upcharge for any shots involving Icelandic women (otherwise known as supermodels), or landscapes.
13- Members will be allowed to use Advanced Editing in Basic Editing Challenges. When DPC is generous and offers Advanced Editing in the weekly Open Challenges, Members will be upgraded to Expert Editing.
14- Members get free airfare to attend GTG's with other Members. Paid for by Registered Users of course.
... a work in progress ...
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08/21/2009 04:32:57 PM · #2 |
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08/21/2009 04:36:26 PM · #3 |
| You need to put free beer at #1. I wasn't sure about renewing until I saw the free beer. |
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08/21/2009 04:38:31 PM · #4 |
Don't forget grape peeling......
User! Peel me a grape!
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08/21/2009 04:41:58 PM · #5 |
Wow..I`m so glad I just renewed my membership
I can`t wait to turn invisible |
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08/21/2009 04:51:00 PM · #6 |
| I vote for Slippy for President. I feel a military coup coming on. Watch out Langdon, he's behind you!! |
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08/21/2009 05:04:34 PM · #7 |
| That'll get some subscription money rolling in. |
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08/21/2009 05:12:17 PM · #8 |
| You left out the massages! I'm not going to continue unless there are neck massages (Computers are very hard on the neck and shoulders...) |
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08/21/2009 05:23:29 PM · #9 |
You forgot the pack mule clause.
The registered users shall carry the Member's gear packs at any GTG. |
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08/21/2009 05:55:10 PM · #10 |
Originally posted by bauerfan71:
You forgot the pack mule clause.
The registered users shall carry the Member's gear packs at any GTG. |
At GTG's? I thought it was whenever needed... |
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08/21/2009 06:03:13 PM · #11 |
| This list needs more death panels. |
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08/21/2009 09:23:47 PM · #12 |
Originally posted by mk:
This list needs more death panels. |
And a government option. |
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08/21/2009 09:32:25 PM · #13 |
never mind...not thinking straight.
Message edited by author 2009-08-21 21:35:40. |
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08/21/2009 10:36:42 PM · #14 |
| no "users" have posted here, just members. hmmmmmmmmmmm. |
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08/21/2009 10:44:01 PM · #15 |
Hey i thought members were going to be getting free rubber duckys?
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08/21/2009 11:08:06 PM · #16 |
| Just give me the free beer! And the invisibility thing would be wicked! |
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08/21/2009 11:31:16 PM · #17 |
| I've been inactive for awhile, but these new member benefits got my attention! |
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08/21/2009 11:33:23 PM · #18 |
| I think I speak for all us untouchables when I say you can all bite my registered ass. |
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08/22/2009 12:25:18 AM · #19 |
| Hey, I don't see chocolate anywhere on that list. WTF? It should be right above free beer! Hrmph. |
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08/22/2009 12:29:23 AM · #20 |
Originally posted by BeeCee:
Hey, I don't see chocolate anywhere on that list. WTF? It should be right above free beer! Hrmph. |
There really is no purpose to chocolate, unless there's peanut butter with it. If you're having chocolate and peanut butter, then ok... |
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08/22/2009 02:21:24 AM · #21 |
Your Worship Originally posted by danculwell:
I think I speak for all us untouchables when I say you can all bite my registered ass. |
Your Worship.
would be the correct way of addressing us.. |
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08/22/2009 02:36:36 AM · #22 |
Originally posted by alans_world:
Your Worship Originally posted by danculwell:
I think I speak for all us untouchables when I say you can all bite my registered ass. |
Your Worship.
would be the correct way of addressing us.. |
Hahahaha! |
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08/22/2009 02:44:59 AM · #23 |
Originally posted by alans_world:
Your Worship Originally posted by danculwell:
I think I speak for all us untouchables when I say you can all bite my registered ass. |
Your Worship.
would be the correct way of addressing us.. |
Did he get proper authorisation to post? |
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08/22/2009 11:02:36 AM · #24 |
Oh man you forgot to add:-
To reduce the potential injury or repetitive stress to the 'Shutter Release Finger', registered users, MUST, upon request (or should this be - upon order), wipe any members ass when necessary.
;) |
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08/22/2009 12:32:37 PM · #25 |
| I used to be one of you... just haven't reupped yet... |
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