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08/11/2009 05:30:16 PM · #101 |
A: Lets just say you don't want to clear up after them ;-)
Q: why is there no proper medical name for the back of the knee? |
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08/11/2009 07:44:51 PM · #102 |
A: In Football, it's called "clipping"
Q: Who moved my cheese? |
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08/11/2009 07:50:57 PM · #103 |
A: Your dog, onto your bedroom floor. Next time don't leave it out.
Q: Why do little sidewalk restaurants with horrible food feel the need to be pretentious and call themselves "Bistro"? |
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08/11/2009 08:44:15 PM · #104 |
A: so they can get away with it?
Q: how do you insert a kitten into a small neck bottle? i've seen these |
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08/11/2009 09:01:29 PM · #105 |
A. They were test-tube babies so they were born in there. Also, twisting and some tuna helps.
Q. How long 'til the aliens get tired of our crap and destroy us all?
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08/11/2009 09:04:50 PM · #106 |
A. We're such an endless source of amusement, we'll last forever.
Q. Why do people watch wrestling?
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08/11/2009 09:17:11 PM · #107 |
A. Because they're mindless droolers with no life.
Q. What happens if you pet the cat backwards?
Message edited by author 2009-08-11 21:17:44.
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08/11/2009 10:18:17 PM · #108 |
A: the cat would sue you for molestation
Q: how do you detach yourself from your shadow for more than 1 minute? |
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08/12/2009 01:30:45 AM · #109 |
A. During a total eclipse, everywhere will be in shadow amd hence you won't have a shadow per se.
Q. Why do fools fall in love? |
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08/12/2009 01:54:44 AM · #110 |
Originally posted by SoulMan1978:
A. During a total eclipse, everywhere will be in shadow amd hence you won't have a shadow per se.
Q. Why do fools fall in love? |
A: Intelligent people are smarter than that, stay single, and keep their sanity.
Q: Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn is neither Smart, nor Food, so who do they think they're fooling? |
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08/12/2009 02:15:32 AM · #111 |
Originally posted by K10DGuy:
A: Intelligent people are smarter than that, stay single, and keep their sanity.
Q: Smartfood White Cheddar popcorn is neither Smart, nor Food, so who do they think they're fooling? |
A: DPC ranters.
Q: Ever heard news about an insomniac sleeping with other insomniac?
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08/12/2009 04:04:33 AM · #112 |
Originally posted by zxaar:
Q: Ever heard news about an insomniac sleeping with other insomniac? |
A: I saw the teaser, but fell asleep before the story came on.
Q: How can I make $50k a month working part time from the comfort of my own home? |
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08/12/2009 04:16:47 AM · #113 |
A. Buy your new home near a bank and a nice drill
Q. What is your secret superpower?
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08/12/2009 04:40:20 AM · #114 |
Originally posted by UrfaTheGreat:
Q. What is your secret superpower? |
A: Keeping a Secret.
Q: What is the darndest thing you ever heard a kid say? |
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08/12/2009 06:38:41 AM · #115 |
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:
Q: What is the darndest thing you ever heard a kid say? |
A: is chocolate made of shit? because it look like shit. but i love it still...
Q: what does Godzilla and a housefly have in common? |
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08/12/2009 06:52:39 AM · #116 |
Originally posted by crayon:
Q: what does Godzilla and a housefly have in common? |
A: Both taste good fried with some hot sauce on the side.
Q: Why do you hate me? |
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08/12/2009 04:32:38 PM · #117 |
A: because of your weird square facial features ;-)
Q: Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? |
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08/12/2009 04:35:20 PM · #118 |
A. Because because we we love love repetition repetition.
Q. How can I convince my teacher to raise my F to a C in one sentence?
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08/12/2009 04:37:11 PM · #119 |
A: I'd tell you, but I'm afraid I'd just get your teacher arrested.
Q: Why do batteries last forever in noisy children's toys, but only a few hours in something important? |
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08/12/2009 05:04:46 PM · #120 |
A: Because you put the toy on top of the fridge for years
Q: When will cars start flying? |
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08/12/2009 05:44:18 PM · #121 |
A: When flies start car pooling.
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway? |
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08/12/2009 08:30:17 PM · #122 |
Originally posted by Bear_Music:
Q: Why do we drive on a parkway? |
A: because people park on the driveway
Q: how many DPC'ers does it take to change a lens? |
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08/12/2009 08:42:35 PM · #123 |
None. We all want one lens that does it all.
What day is it? |
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08/12/2009 10:05:21 PM · #124 |
A: International lefthanders day.
Q: paper or plastic? |
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08/13/2009 02:05:24 AM · #125 |
Originally posted by SoulMan1978:
Q: paper or plastic? |
plastic - paper doesn't hold water :P
Q: where do you aim in the urinal? |
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