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09/28/2008 03:36:44 AM · #1
Not, its not another thread about me.. Just found this video, its clearly fake as we have all seen the shots before, but put together quite well with very natural chat over the top..

If you havent seen the images before then you are in for a treat.

Handsome & Pretty

09/28/2008 04:40:45 AM · #2
Oh ohhhh.....I think I had better hang up my camera....I can't compete with that!!!!
09/28/2008 10:03:48 AM · #3
Ouch! :)
09/28/2008 10:46:48 AM · #4
ewwwwwwwwwwww that's just wrong!!
09/28/2008 11:19:34 AM · #5
Yikes... That is a treat!! I just started with Photo... I have no way to compete with that. LOL
09/28/2008 12:58:41 PM · #6
My jaw is still on my desk. Are those photos for real?
09/28/2008 01:31:39 PM · #7
Can make even a brown ribbon look good. It deserves a special place alongside that "professional photography" site that looked like it was done by an elementary school student. The one that ranted about using film instead of "cheap digital". (Wish I had a link handy)

Edited: Found it. Interesting, he seems to have gone digital after previously bashing digital as low quality and extolling the virtues of film. Interesting Freudian slip about Gorgeous shunning images from roll film.

Message edited by author 2008-09-28 13:48:51.
09/28/2008 01:57:23 PM · #8


Message edited by author 2008-09-28 15:00:40.
09/28/2008 02:10:38 PM · #9
Originally posted by yospiff:

Can make even a brown ribbon look good. It deserves a special place alongside that "professional photography" site that looked like it was done by an elementary school student. The one that ranted about using film instead of "cheap digital". (Wish I had a link handy)

Edited: Found it. Interesting, he seems to have gone digital after previously bashing digital as low quality and extolling the virtues of film. Interesting Freudian slip about Gorgeous shunning images from roll film.


Wow, what a site. I want to know what "awards" that guy has won. Especially after digging deep enough in that site to find his prior weddings. :Shudder:

I love that he only shoots with medium-format film and 21MP cameras. Can we say overkill?

But he has so many past clients! I'm no longer worried about the possibility of making it as a professional photog. :D
09/28/2008 02:10:39 PM · #10
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09/28/2008 02:46:34 PM · #11
Originally posted by yospiff:

Can make even a brown ribbon look good. It deserves a special place alongside that "professional photography" site that looked like it was done by an elementary school student. The one that ranted about using film instead of "cheap digital". (Wish I had a link handy)

Edited: Found it. Interesting, he seems to have gone digital after previously bashing digital as low quality and extolling the virtues of film. Interesting Freudian slip about Gorgeous shunning images from roll film.


That`s a spoof site.. isn't it?
09/28/2008 02:57:22 PM · #12
Originally posted by Simms:

That`s a spoof site.. isn't it?


I think it's serious.
09/28/2008 02:58:41 PM · #13
oh my
09/28/2008 02:59:28 PM · #14
Originally posted by yospiff:

Can make even a brown ribbon look good. It deserves a special place alongside that "professional photography" site that looked like it was done by an elementary school student. The one that ranted about using film instead of "cheap digital". (Wish I had a link handy)

Edited: Found it. Interesting, he seems to have gone digital after previously bashing digital as low quality and extolling the virtues of film. Interesting Freudian slip about Gorgeous shunning images from roll film.


I take your picture on green screen! Make you look like Hollywood star!

YIKES.
09/28/2008 03:02:21 PM · #15
Wow... I just looked through his site. Proof that "equipment does NOT make you a good photographer".
09/28/2008 06:46:32 PM · #16
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The grammar on that site is atrocious!!!!! The pages are UGLY and where the HELL am I supposed to click to see WHAT??!!

Is that really for real? Yuk!
09/28/2008 06:52:36 PM · #17
Could we be any more judgmental? (I don't mean the original posting of the wedding photography spoof either).

At least the guy is out there trying. More than many of us can say.
09/28/2008 07:10:38 PM · #18
Originally posted by K10DGuy:

Could we be any more judgmental? (I don't mean the original posting of the wedding photography spoof either).

At least the guy is out there trying. More than many of us can say.


Hmmm... I'm not so sure. Have a read through this thread, I think we got a little more judgemental ;)
09/28/2008 07:12:11 PM · #19
I mean, I think the issue is just how judgmental HE is...

A simple man working hard is nothing to make fun of, until he declares he's all but the Messiah of photography, disparaging all others for his advantage.

He deserves to be harpoonedlampooned.
09/28/2008 07:15:46 PM · #20
Originally posted by zackdezon:

I mean, I think the issue is just how judgmental HE is...

A simple man working hard is nothing to make fun of, until he declares he's all but the Messiah of photography, disparaging all others for his advantage.

He deserves to be harpoonedlampooned.


I must not have read too far into his site, as I didn't see any such thing. I guess I'm on a bit of a hair-trigger today.
09/28/2008 07:35:36 PM · #21
You all are of course aware that he is running for office... ;)

Link here

Message edited by author 2008-09-28 19:36:28.
09/28/2008 07:48:38 PM · #22
Originally posted by K10DGuy:

Originally posted by zackdezon:

I mean, I think the issue is just how judgmental HE is...

A simple man working hard is nothing to make fun of, until he declares he's all but the Messiah of photography, disparaging all others for his advantage.

He deserves to be harpoonedlampooned.


I must not have read too far into his site, as I didn't see any such thing. I guess I'm on a bit of a hair-trigger today.


I mean, I exaggerate a little...Well, a lot, but he is misleading his audience by declaring that his setup, chosen entirely for the megapixels, is the only way to get acceptable results for a wedding.
09/28/2008 08:01:53 PM · #23
I hope one day my wedding photos can be shot behind Wallmart to really make it the most special day of my life.
09/29/2008 04:00:47 PM · #24
If you think Walmart is special...you should try Waffle House. Try to watch this one without LOL!

//www.gwinnettdailypost.com/ftp/multimedia/waffleweddingx/publish_to_web/
09/29/2008 07:08:02 PM · #25
Originally posted by wetland:

If you think Walmart is special...you should try Waffle House. Try to watch this one without LOL!

//www.gwinnettdailypost.com/ftp/multimedia/waffleweddingx/publish_to_web/


Simply beautiful..
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