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03/18/2008 08:01:52 PM · #51
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:

Originally posted by ryand:

She turned me into a newt!


A newt?



I...I got better
03/18/2008 08:46:47 PM · #52
This was great. I just introduced my 24 year old son to Monty Python. He says he's off to practice stagger, stagger ,crawl, crawl...
03/18/2008 08:52:12 PM · #53
Originally posted by C_Steve_G:

This was great. I just introduced my 24 year old son to Monty Python. He says he's off to practice stagger, stagger ,crawl, crawl...


Poor, deprived child!!! I feel strongly that a basic knowledge of Monty Python is essential to all well-educated people. My kids are all in their 20's and can quote entire sketches, I am proud to say :-)
03/18/2008 09:39:13 PM · #54
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
03/18/2008 09:43:45 PM · #55
Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:
Photography?

Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
03/18/2008 10:08:15 PM · #56
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03/18/2008 10:28:27 PM · #57
stop this sillyness... it's silly! :P
03/18/2008 10:45:08 PM · #58
That wasn't five minutes.

Yes it was.

No it wasn't.

I'm sorry I can't argue any more your five minutes are up.
03/18/2008 10:51:40 PM · #59
Lumberjacks doing silly walks.

03/18/2008 11:11:42 PM · #60
sheckel for an ex leper?
03/18/2008 11:25:08 PM · #61
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03/19/2008 01:25:01 AM · #62
Is that a Penguin on the Tele?
03/19/2008 01:42:42 AM · #63
Originally posted by krafty1:

Man:
Oh! Well, never mind. Dib dib?
Is your uh, is your wife interested in... photography, ay? 'Photographs, ay', he asked him knowlingly?

Squire:
Photography?

Man:
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?


That should so be the challenge description!

~Terry
03/19/2008 01:48:22 AM · #64
DQ's will be notified as follows:

This photo is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the wall it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its photographic processes are now 'istory! It's kicked the bucket, It's run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PHOTO!!
03/19/2008 01:52:38 AM · #65
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:

DQ's will be notified as follows:

This photo is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the wall it'd be pushing up the daisies! Its photographic processes are now 'istory! It's kicked the bucket, It's run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PHOTO!!


Perfect!!!
03/19/2008 02:44:19 AM · #66
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Wot's that you say? E can't be.
03/19/2008 03:08:17 AM · #67
' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/flag.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/flag.gif', '/') + 1) . ' Extra Rules: Australian users must change their names to 'Bruce' before entering this challenge.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.

Message edited by author 2008-03-19 03:09:53.
03/19/2008 03:11:26 AM · #68
Originally posted by ClubJuggle:

' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/flag.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/flag.gif', '/') + 1) . ' Extra Rules: Australian users must change their names to 'Bruce' before entering this challenge.

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--
Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.
Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.
'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed.


DAMN! I really miss those guys humour.. they were all genius
03/19/2008 04:25:11 AM · #69
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
03/19/2008 04:36:11 AM · #70


NOW I CAN THINK OF ANOTHER FUN PUG SHOT FOR THIS ONE! lol

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too
I love to hear you oralize
When I'm between your thighs
You blow me away.

[Sit On My Face lyrics on //www.metrolyrics.com]

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you
I'll sit on your face and then I'll love you truly
Life can be fine if we both sixty nine
If we sit on our faces
In all sorts of places
And play till we're blown away.

03/19/2008 09:29:12 AM · #71
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band.
He steals from the poor,
And gives to the rich...
Stupid bitch.

What?
03/19/2008 09:34:05 AM · #72
No body Expects the Spanish in quisition!
our cheif element is fear,
fear and surprise are our two elements are
fear and surprise and and almost fanatical devotion to the Pope...

Amongst our cheif weapontry are such diverse elements as...
03/19/2008 09:38:01 AM · #73
Originally posted by citymars:

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band.
He steals from the poor,
And gives to the rich...
Stupid bitch.

What?


All we've eaten, mate, for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet... we sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things!

lol...one of my fave skits. :)
03/19/2008 09:41:25 AM · #74
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
03/19/2008 09:41:56 AM · #75
Would it be legal to turn a terrier into a cat (or a fish) in advanced editing??? just wondering...lol

would be a simple operation really, legs off, fins on, simple tube in the back of the neck so's it can breath... would make a great conversation peice :)
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