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10/23/2007 08:43:57 PM · #1
It knows me so well :D

Click
10/23/2007 09:06:41 PM · #2
It says that I run faster than a cheetah.

And, well, the next one my husband said is true, but we won't get all public with it. ;)

Rather funny.

Message edited by author 2007-10-23 21:07:09.
10/23/2007 09:09:17 PM · #3
L2 steals babies to make delicious baby milkshakes.

ROFL
10/23/2007 09:11:05 PM · #4
karma sang once; consequence, the first deaf person. yep, that's about right.
10/23/2007 09:13:42 PM · #5
"Eric once crapped a lightsaber"

Funny, I think I'd remember that. :)
10/23/2007 09:16:21 PM · #6
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10/23/2007 09:18:01 PM · #7
i can kill a gopher by burying it underground
10/23/2007 09:21:46 PM · #8
David once peed in a teacher's eye contact.

True story.
10/23/2007 09:21:52 PM · #9
"Judi has a bad habbit of speaking in 3rd person."
10/23/2007 09:22:27 PM · #10
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10/23/2007 09:32:16 PM · #11
i make Onions Cry :)
10/23/2007 09:36:20 PM · #12
"Billy eats with a spork"

"Russians play russian roulette with one bullet. Billy plays it with 5"

"Only billy can travel forward, backward AND sideways in time."

MMMMUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

10/23/2007 09:36:21 PM · #13
When twilson944 breaks the law, the law doesn't heal.

and apparently, cows lactate when I walk by.

Message edited by author 2007-10-23 21:37:49.
10/23/2007 09:40:47 PM · #14
JerseyGenie applied for the postion of God but was rejected due to over qualification.
I'll take this one, this was the first PG rated one that I got. Some were well ... quite interesting (and daresay I impossible).
10/23/2007 09:43:58 PM · #15
"The human heart has 4 chambers. Glenda's heart has 46."
"Once a ninja tried to cut off Glenda's hair. The sword was destroyed."
"Glenda starred in BAYWATCH."

;)
10/23/2007 09:45:07 PM · #16
In a recent survey it was discovered that 94% of American women lost their virginity to Phil. The other 6 were incredibly fat or ugly.
10/23/2007 09:45:53 PM · #17
Erica can beat Ray Charles in a staring contest.
10/23/2007 09:50:45 PM · #18
Mine said:
Ingrid can put Humpty Dumpty back together.

On the other hand....
papagei downloads at 27.47 GB/s
10/23/2007 09:51:06 PM · #19
In the movie Jurassic Park the T-Rex wasn’t chasing the Jeep, Dave was chasing the T-Rex and the Jeep.
10/23/2007 09:53:04 PM · #20
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That is not even funny! :P

Message edited by author 2007-10-23 21:54:43.
10/23/2007 09:56:20 PM · #21
Oh yeah:

"The only person to get a touchdown in hockey was Ben"
10/23/2007 09:58:40 PM · #22
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10/23/2007 10:02:44 PM · #23
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I knew it!
10/23/2007 10:05:37 PM · #24
Originally posted by wavelength:

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I knew it!


hahaha!! funny.
10/23/2007 10:08:19 PM · #25
Originally posted by L2:

L2 steals babies to make delicious baby milkshakes.

ROFL


LOL! yuck!
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