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04/23/2007 06:27:40 PM · #1
So what did you think this post was about when you read that title? Read the article.....this has got to be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever read. I have to wonder is she really serious?

One square per sitting
04/23/2007 06:30:08 PM · #2
can I get up and sit back down a few dozen times?
04/23/2007 06:33:51 PM · #3
Two must surely be the minimum? One to wipe and one to polish!?

Actually just remind me never to shake Sheryl's hand if we ever meet

04/23/2007 06:34:47 PM · #4
Originally posted by KarenNfld:

So what did you think this post was about when you read that title? Read the article.....this has got to be one of the stupidest ideas I have ever read. I have to wonder is she really serious?


Food came to mind... I guess in the end I was partly right.

EDIT: This part rocks.... that people could "just wash the one square out."

Message edited by author 2007-04-23 18:35:59.
04/23/2007 06:44:02 PM · #5
I can't wait for the reality TV show. Woohoo!
04/23/2007 06:48:16 PM · #6
Why even bother with the paper at all... Just use your hands!
04/23/2007 06:57:26 PM · #7
hey, in India they generally use a little bucket of water for the clean up after toilet use. Don't ask me how they dry off! My mother claims its why everyone's clothing has so much extra fabric and layers. ;)
04/23/2007 07:01:57 PM · #8
No sh*t !!!
04/23/2007 07:12:25 PM · #9
Originally posted by Jammur:

No sh*t !!!


That surely would only take one square.
04/23/2007 07:13:15 PM · #10
ah, another case of a celebrity whose "shit don't stink." (pardon the grammar.)
04/23/2007 07:23:09 PM · #11
Ewwww, that just would not work at all.

04/23/2007 07:24:14 PM · #12
That is just disgusting. So what does she use for the rest of the crap in her arce? Oh wait, does anyone want to shake her hands???

I think one square is just too little. I use at least half a roll easy. hahaha.

Also I no longer care for Sheryl Crow.

04/23/2007 07:29:12 PM · #13
It's embarrassing listening to some of these celebs speak.

Most of them should just stick to writing bad music...especially in her case. I do love the song Leaving Las Vegas and her version of D'yer Maker, for the record...but politically, she's a huge knucklehead.

Almost makes me move to the right on some issues (kinda like Michael Moore).

Where's my remote...?

Message edited by author 2007-04-23 19:30:40.
04/23/2007 07:29:27 PM · #14
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Message edited by author 2007-04-23 19:29:55.
04/23/2007 07:36:27 PM · #15
One square makes perfect sense:
1) Tear off 1 sheet of toilet paper at perforation.
2) Place on flat surface
3) Fold in half, bottom half upwards
4) Fold in half, right over left
5) Tear small section from lower right corner
6) Open back up and you should have a hole in the center
7) Insert one finger through the hole so your finger looks like it's wearing a shawl
8) Wipe appropriate body part(s) with exposed finger
9) Use toilet paper guard to wipe off finger
10) Dispose of the sheet of toilet paper

Note:
Leaves can be substituted, but check with local environmentalists first.

Message edited by author 2007-04-23 19:43:02.
04/23/2007 07:41:41 PM · #16
Originally posted by Brad:

One square makes perfect sense:
1) Tear off 1 sheet of toilet paper at perforation.
2) Place on flat surface
3) Fold in half, bottom half upwards
4) Fold in half, right over left
5) Tear small section from lower right corner
6) Open back up and you should have a hole in the center
7) Insert one finger through the hole so your finger looks like it's wearing a shawl
8) Wipe appropriate body part(s)
9) Use toilet paper guard to wipe off finger
10) Dispose of the sheet of toilet paper

Note:
Leaves can be substituted, but check with local environmentalists first.


TFF!!!

04/23/2007 07:41:50 PM · #17
Originally posted by Brad:

One square makes perfect sense:
1) Tear off 1 sheet of toilet paper at perforation.
2) Place on flat surface
3) Fold in half, bottom half upwards
4) Fold in half, right over left
5) Tear small section from lower right corner
6) Open back up and you should have a hole in the center
7) Insert one finger through the hole so your finger looks like it's wearing a shawl
8) Wipe appropriate body part(s)
9) Use toilet paper guard to wipe off finger
10) Dispose of the sheet of toilet paper

Note:
Leaves can be substituted, but check with local environmentalists first.


LMFAO That is NASTY
04/23/2007 07:44:25 PM · #18
I somehow think that there must be a part missing from the article. The part that states that you would use only one if you were a woman and had just gone #1. Otherwise it just gets messy - real messy.

As an environmentalist, I kind of think her statement is honorable, but it has just become a joke and has lost all validity.

Look past the smoke and you will find wisdom there.

Message edited by author 2007-04-23 19:45:36.
04/23/2007 07:59:37 PM · #19
Originally posted by Brad:

One square makes perfect sense:
1) Tear off 1 sheet of toilet paper at perforation.
2) Place on flat surface
3) Fold in half, bottom half upwards
4) Fold in half, right over left
5) Tear small section from lower right corner
6) Open back up and you should have a hole in the center
7) Insert one finger through the hole so your finger looks like it's wearing a shawl
8) Wipe appropriate body part(s) with exposed finger
9) Use toilet paper guard to wipe off finger
10) Dispose of the sheet of toilet paper

Note:
Leaves can be substituted, but check with local environmentalists first.


You must have been in the Military, I had an old Drill tell me that one time... But you forgot..> The corner you ripped off...

... you use to clean under your nail.
04/23/2007 08:05:19 PM · #20
I say she has a dirty butt! And god freaking knows its pure publicity she uses a whole roll everytime she poops.
04/23/2007 08:24:37 PM · #21
I'm not a big fan of Rosie O'Donnell, but you gotta give her credit for this one.
04/23/2007 08:49:12 PM · #22
Eeuuuw! You two are horrible, lol!

Originally posted by littlegett:

Originally posted by Brad:

One square makes perfect sense:
1) Tear off 1 sheet of toilet paper at perforation.
2) Place on flat surface
3) Fold in half, bottom half upwards
4) Fold in half, right over left
5) Tear small section from lower right corner
6) Open back up and you should have a hole in the center
7) Insert one finger through the hole so your finger looks like it's wearing a shawl
8) Wipe appropriate body part(s) with exposed finger
9) Use toilet paper guard to wipe off finger
10) Dispose of the sheet of toilet paper

Note:
Leaves can be substituted, but check with local environmentalists first.


You must have been in the Military, I had an old Drill tell me that one time... But you forgot..> The corner you ripped off...

... you use to clean under your nail.
04/23/2007 08:58:16 PM · #23
Ok here's a thought. When you go the store instead of having the option of paper bag or plastic bag you have the option of toilet paper bag or plastic bag. Now after you are done bringing home the groceries in toilet paper bags you can then use them to wipe your ass.

Forgot to add: You then ban the purchase of toilet paper. You can only get it by choosing paper at the checkout! I'm brilliant! :P

Message edited by author 2007-04-23 21:02:59.
04/23/2007 09:02:17 PM · #24
I bet her shit don't stink either.
04/23/2007 09:21:33 PM · #25
this is digressing quickly, lmao
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