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04/05/2007 05:05:22 PM · #1
Anyone?

Sorry, just popped into my head...thought I'd share.
04/05/2007 05:06:04 PM · #2
Is that an African, or a European swallow?
04/05/2007 05:07:11 PM · #3
It could grasp it by the husk.
04/05/2007 05:08:10 PM · #4
Originally posted by drewbixcube:

It could grasp it by the husk.

In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
04/05/2007 05:10:13 PM · #5
I'll tell you if you bring me a shrubbery!
04/05/2007 05:10:32 PM · #6
Ni!
04/05/2007 05:10:54 PM · #7
Originally posted by Louis:

In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!


LOL! This is too good...is it Friday yet?

Oh an African swallow, MAYBE, but certainly not a european swallow.
04/05/2007 05:13:09 PM · #8
African swallows are non-migratory.

Edit: But suppose two swallows carried it together?

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 17:13:48.
04/05/2007 05:14:26 PM · #9
Originally posted by Louis:

Originally posted by drewbixcube:

It could grasp it by the husk.

In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!

Coconuts won't grow in Hawaii or the Mariana's?
04/05/2007 05:15:33 PM · #10
You have to know these things to be a king.
04/05/2007 05:16:09 PM · #11
You are tiny brained wipers of other peoples' bottoms.
04/05/2007 05:16:18 PM · #12
Originally posted by Louis:

But suppose two swallows carried it together?


Are you insisting that swallows, either european or african, could use the complex theory of teamwork to carry a coconut?
04/05/2007 05:17:27 PM · #13
Originally posted by scarbrd:

You are tiny brained wipers of other peoples' bottoms.


I fart in your general direction!
04/05/2007 05:17:30 PM · #14
Originally posted by taterbug:

You have to know these things to be a king.


Must be a king. How do you know? He hasn't got shit all over him.
04/05/2007 05:17:34 PM · #15
Originally posted by scarbrd:

You are tiny brained wipers of other peoples' bottoms.


And I fart in your general direction!
04/05/2007 05:18:07 PM · #16
89 meters per second, in a dive.

I'm king.
04/05/2007 05:18:09 PM · #17
Originally posted by taterbug:

You have to know these things to be a king.


So away with you, you silly king, and your silly kuh-nig-its!
04/05/2007 05:19:10 PM · #18
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
04/05/2007 05:19:36 PM · #19
Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

Wrong way round, waz. :D

Message edited by author 2007-04-05 17:20:09.
04/05/2007 05:20:01 PM · #20
Ludicrous Speed!!!!
04/05/2007 05:20:45 PM · #21
Originally posted by Louis:

Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

Wrong way round, waz. :D


Oh I just thought we were throwing it out there...my bad.
:-P
04/05/2007 05:21:00 PM · #22
It is a fierce beast...with big nasty fangs...and...LOOK at the BONES!
04/05/2007 05:21:45 PM · #23
You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.

04/05/2007 05:22:41 PM · #24
Originally posted by Louis:

Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.

Wrong way round, waz. :D


Wait I see what you are saying. I think I am right Scene 8
04/05/2007 05:23:30 PM · #25
Originally posted by scarbrd:

You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.


*Hangs head in shame due to earlier post being an obvious misquote*
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