I simply found this humorous (probably because it sounded like my childhood antics), and thought I'd share with this SERIOUS Rant crowd.
Hope you enjoy...
Cussing 101
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
you know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6
year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.
The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies,
"Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the
kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out,
with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there
until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the
4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for
breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can
bet your fat ass it won't be
Cheerios
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