Photographs needed for Book on SEX.

Canon EF 70-200mm f/2.8L IS USM

12/21/2006 10:29:38 AM · #26

Originally posted by marksimms:

Heh, Making love is something a woman does whilst the bloke is banging her..

*Covers ears* la la la, I didn't hear that... la la la

theSaj

Canon EOS-20D

12/21/2006 11:52:53 AM · #27

Originally posted by kbhatia1967:

I am an author, writing books on varied topics, such as Photography, Travel, and now SEX!
I am in need of some illustrations that can serve the topics such as Sexual Anatomy, Physiology, Excitement, Orgasm, Oral-sex, Attraction, Love, Incest, Orgies(Party-Sex), and so on. The photographs may or may not include genitals.

Can someone suggest?

Can I give you some advice. All of the above photos are easily and readily available online at porn sites. So really, I see no reason why anyone will want to buy your book.

However, I'm an idea man. And so I was thinking, how could I make a book about those topics that would sell like hotcakes. And I came up with an idea for you.

You just have to photograph all those scenes but with cats, or chimpanzees or some other animal. That would make it humorous and entertaining beyond the mere porn which is easily found online.

Then you'd have a marketable exciting and entertaining book.

Canon EF 24-70mm f/2.8L USM

12/21/2006 12:11:18 PM · #28

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Simms

Canon EOS-5D Mark II

12/21/2006 03:55:25 PM · #29

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12/21/2006 04:54:52 PM · #30

LMFAO!

Pixlmaker

Canon EOS-5D Mark IV

Canon EF 24-70 2.8L II

12/21/2006 05:09:54 PM · #31

Originally posted by TechnoShroom:

Originally posted by kbhatia1967:
I am also looking for the suitable title for the book.

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"
"Humping: A How To"
"Insert, Remove, Repeat"
"Three Holes"
"Getting Busier"
"Any Port In A Storm"

In case you want to write a more specialized book
"Road Map: A Guide to Having Sex in Cars"
"The Delicate Art of Fisting"
"The Ultimate Guide to Joysticks"
"Your Junk, Her Trunk"

Oh man, that made my day! This (or more accurately, these) get my vote as one of the funniest posts of the year! I'm still laughing!

kawana

Sony Alpha a7R

Samyang 135mm f/2 ED UMC

12/21/2006 11:50:52 PM · #32

aw :( my image was removed :'( not really suprised lol

Nikon AF Zoom-Nikkor 70-300mm f/4.0-5.6D ED

12/21/2006 11:52:17 PM · #33

Originally posted by kawana:

aw :( my image was removed :'( not really suprised lol

I thought it was funny, but was just a tad graphic ;-)

liltritter

Nikon D70s

12/21/2006 11:55:04 PM · #34

Originally posted by kawana:

aw :( my image was removed :'( not really suprised lol

I missed it??? :)
Edit to add..... did it include cheese??
I would suggest an art student at the college. If you get one with a few years under their belt you can get some good illistrations that are very tasteful. They usually do not over charge either.... starving students. just an idea

Message edited by author 2006-12-21 23:55:29.

Manic

DJI Mini 3 Pro

Kamlan 28mm F1.4 MF for APS-C

12/22/2006 05:45:42 AM · #35

Just a reminder, please stay on topic (ie discussing serious content for this book), or start another thread.

12/27/2006 01:25:19 AM · #36

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

'Sexually Explicit!'
'Sex Without Fullstops'
'About Love and Lovemaking'
'Everything you wanted to know about Sex
(But didn't know whom to ask)'

That last is sure to get a copyright lawsuit...
R. [/quote]

Is there another book with the same title?

Message edited by author 2006-12-27 01:26:01.

12/27/2006 01:33:03 AM · #37

Originally posted by theSaj:

Can I give you some advice. All of the above photos are easily and readily available online at porn sites. So really, I see no reason why anyone will want to buy your book.

I am not writing something on porn. Only Sex and Lovemaking.
Regarding sales... It's too early to comment.

Message edited by author 2006-12-27 01:33:46.

Samsung Galaxy S21, S21+, S21 Ultra

12/27/2006 01:38:47 AM · #38

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

if the money was good, I'd consider such a project. My problem would be finding models for such a venture though.

I am willing to share a good percentage (say 20%) of my Royalty to someone who gives suitable illustrations (photographs or sketches).

jaxsond

Canon EOS-1D Mark II

Canon EF 50mm f/1.4 USM

12/27/2006 01:44:56 AM · #39

wow....I've officially just proved to myself that I have truly long passed the edge of normalcy.....I saw "Book on SEX" and the first thought that crossed my mind was " .....hmmmmmm......I wonder if Canon released a new flash model I haven't heard of............"

Message edited by author 2006-12-27 01:45:26.

Bear_Music

Sony 24-70mm F4 Vario-Tessar T* FE OSS

12/27/2006 02:28:59 AM · #40

Originally posted by kbhatia1967:

Originally posted by Bear_Music:

'Sexually Explicit!'
'Sex Without Fullstops'
'About Love and Lovemaking'
'Everything you wanted to know about Sex
(But didn't know whom to ask)'

That last is sure to get a copyright lawsuit...
R.

Is there another book with the same title? [/quote]

Very famous book: "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)" It was a groundbreaking book in the late 60's or early 70's, if my timeline's not too screwed up :-)

R.

01/01/2007 04:44:21 AM · #41

I repeat -
I am willing to share a good percentage (say 20%) of my Royalty to someone who gives suitable illustrations (photographs or sketches).