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10/12/2006 03:27:26 AM · #1
You know them, you've said them to yourself, you just never had the guts to hit submit. Now's your chance!
Let's see your top 5 comments you wanted to add to an image here, or anywhere for that matter, that something went terribly wrong in post-processing or when the shutter clicked.

Let's have fun, but keep it clean and please, no names or hints to identify anyone!

I'll start:

1) WTF?
2) 17 layers of Neat Image would have been enough.
3) I've never seen grass that color before.
4) Are her eyes Radioactive?
5) This doesn't even look like a picture anymore - did you mean to do that?

10/12/2006 03:38:32 AM · #2
What ever you were going for you missed... by a LONG shot.. I dunno lol
Take your camera and go home ^_^
Im sick of seeing bad snapshots of grand kids..1 ^_^ >.>

Message edited by author 2006-10-12 03:39:20.
10/12/2006 03:40:52 AM · #3
whoa and I thought I was bad (quickly followed by am I that bad?)

Dude, what were you thinking, clearly you werent!

They seem to be my main ones
10/12/2006 03:44:40 AM · #4
All I can say is 1
10/12/2006 03:53:56 AM · #5
nice shot
10/12/2006 03:55:25 AM · #6
- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough?
- Wow those colors. Did you tweak the gamma rays also?
- Boring
- I really love the creativity here. Not.
- You do know this wasn't a straight out of the camera challenge, right?
10/12/2006 03:55:37 AM · #7
few tips to improve this photo,
dodge & burn 100%,
mask image, do NOT unmask.
10/12/2006 03:58:53 AM · #8
You are to photography what Paris Hilton is to Mensa

If I were a vet I would have to put that picture out of its misery and shoot it

This picture adds a whole new dimension to the term "dull"

If a picture paints a thousand words then you are clearly illiterate

Is it too late to get a refund on your new camera?

Just a few thoughts :-)
10/12/2006 04:17:18 AM · #9
Originally posted by obsidian:

[i]You are to photography what Paris Hilton is to Mensa

I had to search to know who Paris Hilton is, but this is a good one!
10/12/2006 04:25:30 AM · #10
Carefully put your camera back in its box. Post it back to the shop and never touch a camera again.
10/12/2006 04:28:50 AM · #11
A few from me:

Maybe it's time for you to take the next lesson in basic photography: "How to focus"

Even though its called a "point and shoot" camera, it doesn't mean that you does points and shoot...

Next time try to look in the wiewfinder before you press the button...
10/12/2006 04:36:33 AM · #12
I bet that looked good in your head.
10/12/2006 04:37:51 AM · #13
"This sucks pooch!"

...actually I just learned that phrase today. :)

Here are some I have actually typed and then deleted before clicking post:
"I'm sorry to see the results of your stomach flu. Hope the vomiting subsides soon."
"It might not be too late to get a refund on your membership"
"Cute pic. Now give Mommy hew camewa back."
10/12/2006 04:56:24 AM · #14
Ahh! another entry for the Unrelatedness Challenge - 'Cats and Photography'

10/12/2006 05:00:17 AM · #15
1) 'Whisky Tango Foxtrot' pretty much covers it
2) Um, Yeah.
3) His/her skin looks like it is melting or was fired in a kiln. Back off on the Neat Image/Noise Ninja!
4) ROFLMAO @ You!
10/12/2006 05:04:44 AM · #16
You're obviously new. Your DQ email fron SC will explain all.
10/12/2006 05:05:25 AM · #17
10/12/2006 05:07:47 AM · #18
Originally posted by yanko:

- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough?

LOL. Oh, that's cruel. Very, very true, but cruel all the same.
10/12/2006 05:09:56 AM · #19
oh it's that blasted plant again...
10/12/2006 05:15:04 AM · #20
oh yeah ... "nice" photo but .... peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep_______________
10/12/2006 05:15:19 AM · #21
this wasnt my response, but its worth repeating.

Aaaaarrrrrggggh! at first I thought that my computer had accidentally loaded two pics at once. Then I realised that someone had somehow barfed right on my screen. Now I'm all disoriented and falling down.
10/12/2006 07:21:17 AM · #22
Wow, so many good ones it's hard to think of anything new.... okay, how about:

- Dude, clean your sensor!
- Now what were you aiming for with that?!?
- You know, just a little sharpening goes a long way!
- Holy Neat Image, Batman!
- Did you crop her fingers on purpose?
- I really like how you centered her face right in the middle of the picture.
- Ummm.... what is it?!?
- Tell me, how does a nude fit THIS challenge?!?
- Did you really mean to put half her face in the sunlight?

10/12/2006 07:24:43 AM · #23
Viewing this was a waste of my time and I should charge you for it.

Could be a comment on at least 40% in every challenge.

10/12/2006 07:29:58 AM · #24
going with this theme:

Do you have anything original you'd like to add, or were you just going to make exact replicas of ALL the past ribbon winners.

Originally posted by yanko:

- You mean the first 3 ribbons you got with this shot wasn't enough?
10/12/2006 08:27:00 AM · #25
Originally posted by rinac:


I laughed so hard on this one ...

I can just imagine the expression when you say this....
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