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06/06/2006 11:38:08 PM · #1
Ok, go to this website and get your death prediction. Use the first one it gives you.

//evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Leroy: At age 77, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Sounds like a horrible way to die!
06/06/2006 11:41:07 PM · #2
1st one based on my favorite color brown.....

Linda: At age 97, you will pass in your sleep from undiscerned natural causes.

2nd one which is with my favorite color red (I like both equally):

Linda: At age 87, a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of malt beverage.


Message edited by author 2006-06-06 23:42:57.
06/06/2006 11:42:31 PM · #3
"At age 69, you will become lost during a road trip and wind up living out the movie "Wrong Turn". Sorry for ya."

Don't believe it. My prediction:

At age 43 you will die in a Motorcycle accident.
06/06/2006 11:42:38 PM · #4
Neil: At age 73, you will die fighting the Interplanetary War on Terrorism on Phobos, a moon of Mars.
06/06/2006 11:42:40 PM · #5
At age 42, you will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and your body will never be recovered.

Since I don't wear shoes that require polish and don't work in an industry that requires vats let alone vats of shoe polish this makes me wonder what strange twist my life will take in the next seven years.
06/06/2006 11:43:06 PM · #6
kirbic: At age 93, a large monkey will beat you to death, using the antiquated art of fisticuffs.

LOL!
06/06/2006 11:43:08 PM · #7
Now that's just scary... My long lost twin brother will live longer than me but die from the same cause.

Eugene: At age 45, your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!

Message edited by author 2006-06-06 23:45:25.
06/06/2006 11:43:14 PM · #8
Just by wearing a watch I can live 14 years longer, I think I will wear two.
06/06/2006 11:45:27 PM · #9
David: At age 88, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.
06/06/2006 11:46:22 PM · #10
Rebecca: At age 94, you will choke on a piece of steak.
06/06/2006 11:47:21 PM · #11
Laurie: At age 68, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

This is too funny!
06/06/2006 11:47:55 PM · #12
JP: At age 54, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.
06/06/2006 11:48:06 PM · #13
At age 83, you will die from a lethal overdose of sugar.

Sugar sonuds right, age sounds ambitious in my family.
06/06/2006 11:48:31 PM · #14
Jen: At age 63, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Oh, the irony... :)
06/06/2006 11:49:45 PM · #15
Originally posted by jenesis:

Jen: At age 63, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists.

Oh, the irony... :)


LOL!
06/06/2006 11:50:19 PM · #16
Kat: At age 85, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

I would believe this except I like Merlot better LOL
06/06/2006 11:53:55 PM · #17
At age 92, while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

WTF is Street Fighter Omega? I can't play those damn video games, they give me vertigo! I must have been senile first.
06/06/2006 11:54:26 PM · #18
Originally posted by alfresco:

JP: At age 54, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


Whoa! Age 54? Aren't you already on borrowed time, then? :)

06/06/2006 11:56:25 PM · #19
Dan: At age 89, while showing your work at a major art gallery, you will be accosted and later slain by PETA activists. \

haha, thats kinda funny
06/06/2006 11:56:50 PM · #20
David: At age 62, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
06/06/2006 11:57:52 PM · #21
Originally posted by L2:

Originally posted by alfresco:

JP: At age 54, you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.


Whoa! Age 54? Aren't you already on borrowed time, then? :)


yep :( I'm overdo for disaster
06/06/2006 11:58:31 PM · #22
Originally posted by mystopia:

Kat: At age 85, you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

I would believe this except I like Merlot better LOL


By the age of 85 the merlot might not be doing the trick anymore :-)
06/06/2006 11:59:08 PM · #23
Hey ... a friend of mine just got that one .. but he only made it to 52!! LOL

Originally posted by scarbrd:

David: At age 62, you will be trampled by a mob of rabid people at the opening of X-Men 17.
06/06/2006 11:59:21 PM · #24
Timfy: At age 76, you will be slain by a swiss army knife. Nobody will use it against you, you just fall on it.

And my wife owns one already.
06/06/2006 11:59:44 PM · #25
Laura: At age 87, you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.

this is eerie- Andy Griffith is my dad's absolute favorite show and the whistling tunes haunts to this very day! :0P
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