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05/25/2006 02:14:16 AM · #1
are you happy to see me, or is that an L lens hidden under your zippers?
05/25/2006 02:17:44 AM · #2
Awww, ain't it cute. Your camera is sooo tiny :-p
05/25/2006 02:21:01 AM · #3
"Canon, eh? So when are you going to get a Nikon?"
05/25/2006 02:21:10 AM · #4
you a foetographeer? KOool! can ya take my pikture? cheessee dude...

Message edited by author 2006-05-25 02:37:34.
05/25/2006 02:25:41 AM · #5
I have a big white lens too, but I left it at home because it doesn't zoom like this one that came with my camera. And besides, I can make my shots look just as good as yours with photoshop.
05/25/2006 02:26:47 AM · #6
Originally posted by coolhar:

I have a big white lens too, but I left it at home because it doesn't zoom like this one that came with my camera. And besides, I can make my shots look just as good as yours with photoshop.


Ohhhh, that one hurt :-) LOL
05/25/2006 02:30:17 AM · #7
filters? who needs them? have u ever heard of photoshop?
05/25/2006 02:33:37 AM · #8
Too bad you have to reload after 24 shots, I can keep shooting all night :-)
05/25/2006 02:35:46 AM · #9
Looks like a camera....only SMALLER!!!!!!!!!
05/25/2006 02:36:24 AM · #10
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Too bad you have to reload after 24 shots, I can keep shooting all night :-)

better have a UV filter, you know, for protection :)
05/25/2006 02:38:36 AM · #11
You get how much for a wedding...all you do is press a button...over priced in my opinion
05/25/2006 02:38:38 AM · #12
'I love your excellent photos - you must have a great camera!'
05/25/2006 02:41:58 AM · #13
I will never go digital...the prints always fade!!!!!!!!!!!
05/25/2006 02:46:21 AM · #14
Originally posted by colda:

'I love your excellent photos - you must have a great camera!'


I HATE THAT ONE!!! Heard it several times.
05/25/2006 02:57:07 AM · #15
“Wife” – You paid how much for that lens?!
Husband/Photographer” – but honey!
“Wife” – Don’t you honey me! You paid more for that glass than you did for the glass on my finger!
“Husband/Photographer” – but honey!
“Wife” – the next thing you buy well better be a Canon Ring for my finger if the glass is that good!!
“Husband/Photographer” – (sits with eyes wide open and mouth dropped)
“Wife” – (turns, walks out of room mumbling) call himself a photographer. Pictures on the wall! I’ve seen pictures better than that at the doctor’s office!!!!!!!!!!


05/25/2006 03:05:36 AM · #16
Husband walks into hospital room where baby was born the day before and sees a strange woman getting ready to take pictures of newborn son and wife says "Honey, this is the baby photographer. I ordered some pictures..."

Actually I didn't hear much of anything after that before I gave her the bum's rush out the door! Then I dealt with the "baby photographer". ;-)
05/25/2006 03:08:50 AM · #17
“Wife” – You paid how much for that lens?!
Husband/Photographer” – but honey!
“Wife” – Don’t you honey me! You paid more for that glass than you did for the glass on my finger!
“Husband/Photographer” – but honey!
“Wife” – the next thing you buy well better be a Canon Ring for my finger if the glass is that good!!
“Husband/Photographer” – (sits with eyes wide open and mouth dropped)
“Wife” – (turns, walks out of room mumbling) call himself a photographer. Pictures on the wall! I’ve seen pictures better than that at the doctor’s office!!!!!!!!!!


haha very funny!
05/25/2006 03:10:42 AM · #18
ken yours is hilarious!

i was looking to buy a new lens and was told i had far too
many, it would be like giving strawberries to the pigs!

:D cam equipment now referred to as strawberries.
05/25/2006 03:14:30 AM · #19
Originally posted by Southern Gentleman:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Too bad you have to reload after 24 shots, I can keep shooting all night :-)

better have a UV filter, you know, for protection :)


Like this?
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05/25/2006 03:16:17 AM · #20
Originally posted by goodman:

:D cam equipment now referred to as strawberries.

idea alert: B&H Photo = "Strawberry Fields" ;-)
05/25/2006 03:17:31 AM · #21
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by Southern Gentleman:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Too bad you have to reload after 24 shots, I can keep shooting all night :-)

better have a UV filter, you know, for protection :)


Like this?
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does that filter blocks out STD too? ;)
05/25/2006 03:20:43 AM · #22
Man, it must really suk having that big camera. Look at this cool one I got, it fits right in my pocket! I don't even need that stand (referring to my tripod) or anything.

...a guy actually said this to me at the zoo once :-)
05/25/2006 03:20:58 AM · #23
Originally posted by crayon:


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does that filter blocks out STD too? ;)


Yes and I hear it stops production of Lensbabies.

Message edited by author 2006-05-25 03:25:11.
05/25/2006 06:33:01 AM · #24
Originally posted by Art Roflmao:

Originally posted by goodman:

:D cam equipment now referred to as strawberries.

idea alert: B&H Photo = "Strawberry Fields" ;-)


I mad three trips in less than 8 days....ouch. Hemorrhaging $$$$$$$$$.

Message edited by author 2006-05-25 06:35:21.
05/25/2006 06:50:32 AM · #25
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Originally posted by colda:

'I love your excellent photos - you must have a great camera!'


I HATE THAT ONE!!! Heard it several times.


I HATE THAT ONE TOO! Heard it many many times!
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