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07/03/2007 11:39:22 AM · #126
Every Chuck Norris lens is f/you.
Chuck Norris' favorite PS filter is "Enter the Draganizer"
Chuck Norris doesn't use flash cards in his camera. He uses ammo clips.
All Chuck Norris photos are still lifes... eventually.
Chuck Norris doesn't crop photos. He crops the monitor.
The most effective noise reduction known is Chuck Norris holding his finger to his lips.
Nobody has ever read a PM from Chuck Norris as it always breaks the monitor.
Chuck Norris photos do not have subjects... only targets.
ALL Chuck Norris comments are marked helpful. In blood.
Chuck Norris is the only DPCer with a 9th degree black ribbon.
Chuck Norris photos are organized by body count.
Chuck Norris shoots in color, but the prints are always black and blue.

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:05:12.
07/03/2007 11:40:52 AM · #127
Originally posted by scalvert:

Every Chuck Norris lens is f/you.


ROFL!
07/03/2007 12:05:59 PM · #128
Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.
07/03/2007 12:06:52 PM · #129
Originally posted by idnic:

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.


Two of them used to be Lance's. :-O
07/03/2007 12:08:34 PM · #130
There used to be only one open challenge every week--until Chuck Norris split them in two.
07/03/2007 12:09:50 PM · #131
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by idnic:

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.


Two of them used to be Lance's. :-O


However Lance Armstrong has more balls then all of france.
07/03/2007 12:10:21 PM · #132
All Chuck Norris photos are legal in Basic since every step is a form of blur.
07/03/2007 12:14:39 PM · #133
Chuck Norris sneezed once, we call it "the Big Bang"

07/03/2007 12:15:41 PM · #134
Chuck Norris played a grand piano in a marching band.
07/03/2007 12:20:18 PM · #135
Africa and South America were once one great land mass... until Chuck Norris planted his tripod in the middle.

Chuck Norris shoots in RAW. He does the same with his camera, too.

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:22:52.
07/03/2007 12:31:16 PM · #136
Chuck Norris doesn't use a flash, he just gives the sun a karate chop.

Chuck Norris memory cards are all CF-you cards

You never hear Chuck Norris' shutter click, because your deafened by the round house kick

Chuck Norris took his own baby pictures 3 years before he was born
07/03/2007 12:49:33 PM · #137
Noise Ninja was invented when the blood of Ninjas that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked splattered on one of his photos. He noticed how it smoothed out the noise. He still uses this method, he finds it relaxing.
07/03/2007 12:50:16 PM · #138
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Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:51:10.
07/03/2007 12:52:02 PM · #139
Chuck Norris killed LanceW's post.
07/03/2007 12:52:38 PM · #140
Originally posted by scalvert:

Chuck Norris killed LanceW's post.


Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:52:44.
07/03/2007 12:55:59 PM · #141
Originally posted by RainMotorsports:

Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?


Chuck Norris does not edit. He only kills.
07/03/2007 12:57:45 PM · #142
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by RainMotorsports:

Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?


Chuck Norris does not edit. He only kills.


Chuck Norris's name got changed to author then lol.
07/03/2007 12:57:47 PM · #143
Gaussian Blur was invented when Chuck Norris beat up some photographers who were talking about him in an online forum and they had to do their work with their heads completely wrapped with Gauze.
07/03/2007 01:05:54 PM · #144
Chuck Norris shoots with a Canon, but only when the grenade launcher isn't available.
07/03/2007 01:11:44 PM · #145
Chuck Norris uses this lens handheld
07/03/2007 01:26:08 PM · #146
I could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Regards, Mark - Basildon, England
07/03/2007 01:26:31 PM · #147
No I can't

Regards,

Mark, Emergency Room, Basildon Hospital, England

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 13:26:47.
07/03/2007 01:27:50 PM · #148
Chuck Norris's speed is ISO "!!!"

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 21:27:28.
07/03/2007 01:44:48 PM · #149
Originally posted by LanndonKane:

Chuck Norris's speed is ISO "???"


Apparently Chuck Norris Gifted me one of his Camera's My Canon says that in exif under iso.
07/03/2007 01:48:05 PM · #150
Originally posted by Tom:

Ok, I didn't actually read this...I just copied/paste. So if there's anything not too ethical in there, I'm ooberly sorry!


Chuch Norris was searching the internet and came across this thread. Upon viewing ' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', '/') + 1) . ' toms post, he took a breath and kicked his ass. That is why ' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', '/') + 1) . ' tom apologized and admitted he copied and pasted.
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