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04/20/2006 02:18:06 PM · #51
Once people made fun of Chuck Norris in a forum, and they never won any ribbons again.
04/20/2006 02:32:20 PM · #52
When Chuck Norris leaves a comment that photographer wins red in the very next challenge. Of course the blue goes to Chuck.

Chuck Norris scores on a 1-3 voting scale. Three being ".0000000001% like a Chuck photo" and 1 being "My eyes! Prepare to die."
04/20/2006 02:41:34 PM · #53
We see the world through Chuck Norris' viewfinder.

Chuck Norris' sensor does not record noise. Just fear.
04/20/2006 02:46:43 PM · #54
Chuck Norris never has to clean his sensors, dust knows better.

The dust on your sensor are the remaining fragments of Chuck's last victim.
04/20/2006 02:48:06 PM · #55
:o)

Message edited by author 2006-06-23 13:58:42.
04/20/2006 03:12:47 PM · #56
Chuck Norris' vote is still going up...From his Jump, Chrome and Candid III entries.
OR
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
04/20/2006 03:19:15 PM · #57
[hijack]
Originally posted by nova:

He really did ask his mom that and when she hesitated to answer, he said, "Oh nevermind, I'll just google it." NOOOO!!!


Don't tell me no one else just did the google search, just to see what google says.

Googles says: see chuck norris

[/hijack]

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 15:20:13.
04/20/2006 04:53:10 PM · #58
What is Black and White and has a Glossy finish> Chuck Norris' Boots
04/21/2006 11:47:06 AM · #59
Chuck Norris doesn't own a camera bag. He only takes one lens and when he needs to shoot 100mm more than it's max focal length, it stretches.

The same happens for 800mm more than it's max focal length.

Chuck Norris is the only person living that is known to have taken a stunningly sharp photograph of a kookaburra perched on Ayer's Rock while traveling on a train in Germany!!! (on his way to kill Adolph Hitler of course)

With the windows closed.

Traveling through a tunnel.

With an 18-55 EF-S for Canon.

Mounted on a Nikon...

...Coolpix 880.

With no batteries.

With no SD card.

In pitch darkness at night, during a solar AND lunar eclipse.

Naturally, the picture won a blue ribbon, but was removed to be placed into the ultra-top-secret DPC vault.

Rumor has it that Drew has not been seen much recently because he is in fact in Critical condition because upon viewing the picture's surpassing excellence, he immediately fell into a coma from neural overload. Recovery is uncertain.

Message edited by author 2006-04-21 11:48:19.
04/21/2006 12:34:35 PM · #60
Chuck Norris won a red ribbon in the Ghosts challenge. He was beaten by Dead Bruce Lee!
04/21/2006 12:54:02 PM · #61
Chuck Norris who? after reading this I just hvae to guess that he comes from Iceland :)
04/24/2006 11:44:03 AM · #62
Chuck Norris Discovers Fabric of Universe

For his photo in the Refractions of Light challenge, Chuck Norris round-house kicked at faster-than-light sppeds, cracking the crust of space and time.

As a result, light was bent in ways no man has seen before. The camera, entering through the crack captured 100 frames at one time, creating a 1200 megapixel image.

The image was so detailed as to the how the universe was held togehter, the US Goverment feared the info contained within could be used ti produce WMD's.

The CIA paid Chuck Norris $550 Million to handover his CF card. The card is now housed in a secret vault at the Pentagon. FBI officers later raided DPC headquarters and removed the photo from the site. Langdon was only slightly injured.

President George W. Bush denies any such activity took place saying only, "We must be vigilant to search for any holes in our national security."

Message edited by author 2006-04-24 11:45:33.
05/22/2006 12:39:20 PM · #63
When Chuck Norris Submits to a challenges he doesn't have to use a DLSR he can use a 35mm and still get a Blue!!

took out dont lol... i failed english

Message edited by author 2006-05-22 13:04:07.
05/22/2006 12:49:40 PM · #64
Originally posted by Givemeashot:

When Chuck Norris Submits to a challenges he dont have to use a DLSR he can use a 35mm and still get a Blue!!


He don't? :)

05/22/2006 12:59:52 PM · #65
chuck norris once took the best shot of a building ever.... that hasn't been built yet.

05/22/2006 01:29:23 PM · #66
Chuck Norris can take color photographs using B&W film.
05/22/2006 01:30:46 PM · #67
Chuck Norris was the official photographer for the Big Bang.
05/22/2006 01:46:01 PM · #68
LOL these are good!
05/22/2006 01:50:20 PM · #69
Chuck Norris has actually never taken a photo. He owns lots of lenses, but the bodies never live long enough to press the shutter.
05/22/2006 01:59:21 PM · #70
Chuck Norris doesn't appreciate comments about Chuck Norris' photographic predelictions ...
05/22/2006 03:22:12 PM · #71
NOT PHOTO RELATED, but good

when chuck norris falls in the water, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the water gets chuck norris

i cant think of any photograpy realted ones...but im working on it!

you guys are really good...

Message edited by author 2006-05-22 15:22:51.
05/22/2006 03:32:09 PM · #72
When Chuck Norris uses a flash, he doesn't need bounce or reflectors; the light bends in all the right angles.
05/22/2006 04:00:57 PM · #73
When Chuck Norris is without a flash enough stars will go supernova to provide the needed light. This is also how he does ring flash. All of this is triggered when he snaps his fingers.
05/22/2006 04:21:49 PM · #74
Chuck Noris does not need Auto Focus.....The Lens Focuses for Chuck Norris
05/22/2006 04:23:46 PM · #75
Originally posted by eschelar:



Traveling through a tunnel.

In pitch darkness at night, during a solar AND lunar eclipse.

Rumor has it that Drew has not been seen much recently because he is in fact in Critical condition because upon viewing the picture's surpassing excellence, he immediately fell into a coma from neural overload. Recovery is uncertain.


LMAO :))
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