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04/20/2006 11:58:57 AM · #26
You know, it makes it even better to read all these knowing that he (Chuck Norris) really is a nice guy. My brother, a retired kickboxing trainer, karate instructor, and 4th degree black belt himself worked with him on several occasions back in the late 70s/early 80s and he was always just the nicest person. Today, Chuck is actually still a commissioned police officer in the town where I work, and has assisted on drug busts in the community. One such bust, back around 8 or so years ago netted over 100 arrests in one day. He went with the tactical squad, kicking in doors, all the cool stuff. Sure it was good publicity for him, but he really meant business that day. I know I wouldn't want to be on the other side of one of those doors.

Then again, Chuck Norris doesn't kick down doors...the doors simply fall in with his presence. ;)
04/20/2006 11:59:22 AM · #27
Whne Chuck Norris Goes Out To do Photo Shoot People End Up Dead
04/20/2006 12:05:31 PM · #28
Chuck Norris' Deja Vu entry was a photo of his fists. It was the first image in DPC history to recieve a 9.9999 score. One voter was later found dead.
04/20/2006 12:17:44 PM · #29
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

Chuck Norris' Deja Vu entry was a photo of his fists. It was the first image in DPC history to recieve a 9.9999 score. One voter was later found dead.


LMAO!!! this is Great!!
04/20/2006 12:18:34 PM · #30
Canon L glass isn't manufactured, it's gathered after Chuck Norris takes a jog on the beach.
04/20/2006 12:25:56 PM · #31
I lIKe this one off that site i posted .......Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. there is so manny and soooo funny!!!! im at work cracking up..... people around me are like staring at me......
04/20/2006 12:35:41 PM · #32
Chuck Norris does astrophotography with his P&S. Planets come closer for him.
When Chuck Norris takes a landscape photo, mountains and rivers rearrange themselves for better composition.
04/20/2006 12:38:10 PM · #33
Originally posted by ignite:


When Chuck Norris takes a landscape photo, mountains and rivers rearrange themselves for better composition.


I like this one good one!

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 12:38:44.
04/20/2006 12:38:58 PM · #34
Chuck Norris is never worried about print size. His camera gives whatever MP he wants.

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 12:47:44.
04/20/2006 12:43:01 PM · #35
Chuck Norris once made a panoramic image with a single photo.
04/20/2006 12:58:17 PM · #36
Chuck Norris made all his photos fit on a single floppy.
04/20/2006 01:07:27 PM · #37
Chuck Norris' only has a 16MB CF card in his camera. Yet, he can take an endless number of photos, because his camera knows it better remember.
04/20/2006 01:29:59 PM · #38
Chuck Norris crops his images with scissor kicks.
04/20/2006 01:34:11 PM · #39
Originally posted by aronya1:

Chuck Norris crops his images with scissor kicks.


LMAO!
04/20/2006 01:50:16 PM · #40
The SC don't Lock Threads.....Only Chuck Morris does!!
04/20/2006 01:54:56 PM · #41
Who's Chuck Norris?
04/20/2006 01:56:09 PM · #42
Originally posted by jtf6agent:

Who's Chuck Norris?


... and jtf6agent was never heard from again.
04/20/2006 01:59:56 PM · #43
Originally posted by Palmetto_Pixels:

Originally posted by jtf6agent:

Who's Chuck Norris?


... and jtf6agent was never heard from again.


HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
04/20/2006 02:00:45 PM · #44
Originally posted by Palmetto_Pixels:



... and jtf6agent was never heard from again.


I think that you are seriously at risk even just quoting someone else!! Notice how I protected myself by not quoting the blasphemous question.
04/20/2006 02:04:11 PM · #45
Chuck Norris cleans his sensor with his shirt and spit.

No one had a problem when Chuck Norris ribboned with an 8-second exposure in the 2-second exposure challenge.
04/20/2006 02:08:13 PM · #46
Originally posted by rob_franklin:

Chuck Norris cleans his sensor with his shirt and spit.

No one had a problem when Chuck Norris ribboned with an 8-second exposure in the 2-second exposure challenge.


ooh, controversy! hehe

Chuck Norris has no IS/VR built in. The world stops moving when he half-presses the shutter button.
04/20/2006 02:08:20 PM · #47
The rule of Chuck is a lot like the rule of thirds, except there is a roundhouse kick involved and itís not as subjective.
04/20/2006 02:10:43 PM · #48
Chuck Norris once created Adjustment Layers in MS Paint.
04/20/2006 02:11:40 PM · #49
Chuck Norris can batch rename, batch resize, and batch kill at the same time.
04/20/2006 02:14:17 PM · #50
Chuck Norris does not post process. The image knows it better look as Chuck intended coming out of the camera.
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