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07/03/2007 04:34:36 PM · #1
The only time Chuck Norris laughs is when he reads posts by Scalvert about Chuck Norris.
07/03/2007 01:59:00 PM · #2
Chuck Norris was banned from entering further nude self portraits after he entered in November 2002 and all male members of the site killed themselves out of jealousy and female members died of orgasmic exhaustion—DPC2 was born in December 2002 with this one stipulation.

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 16:26:46.
07/03/2007 01:51:57 PM · #3
Chuck Norris' camera shutter has such a powerful kick that it once entered a karate tournament and came out champion of the world.
07/03/2007 01:48:05 PM · #4
Originally posted by Tom:

Ok, I didn't actually read this...I just copied/paste. So if there's anything not too ethical in there, I'm ooberly sorry!


Chuch Norris was searching the internet and came across this thread. Upon viewing ' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', '/') + 1) . ' toms post, he took a breath and kicked his ass. That is why ' . substr('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', strrpos('//www.dpchallenge.com/images/user_icon/21.gif', '/') + 1) . ' tom apologized and admitted he copied and pasted.
07/03/2007 01:44:48 PM · #5
Originally posted by LanndonKane:

Chuck Norris's speed is ISO "???"


Apparently Chuck Norris Gifted me one of his Camera's My Canon says that in exif under iso.
07/03/2007 01:27:50 PM · #6
Chuck Norris's speed is ISO "!!!"

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 21:27:28.
07/03/2007 01:26:31 PM · #7
No I can't

Regards,

Mark, Emergency Room, Basildon Hospital, England

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 13:26:47.
07/03/2007 01:26:08 PM · #8
I could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

Regards, Mark - Basildon, England
07/03/2007 01:11:44 PM · #9
Chuck Norris uses this lens handheld
07/03/2007 01:05:54 PM · #10
Chuck Norris shoots with a Canon, but only when the grenade launcher isn't available.
07/03/2007 12:57:47 PM · #11
Gaussian Blur was invented when Chuck Norris beat up some photographers who were talking about him in an online forum and they had to do their work with their heads completely wrapped with Gauze.
07/03/2007 12:57:45 PM · #12
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by RainMotorsports:

Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?


Chuck Norris does not edit. He only kills.


Chuck Norris's name got changed to author then lol.
07/03/2007 12:55:59 PM · #13
Originally posted by RainMotorsports:

Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?


Chuck Norris does not edit. He only kills.
07/03/2007 12:52:38 PM · #14
Originally posted by scalvert:

Chuck Norris killed LanceW's post.


Psst can you change it to say Edited by Chuck Norris?

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:52:44.
07/03/2007 12:52:02 PM · #15
Chuck Norris killed LanceW's post.
07/03/2007 12:50:16 PM · #16
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Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:51:10.
07/03/2007 12:49:33 PM · #17
Noise Ninja was invented when the blood of Ninjas that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked splattered on one of his photos. He noticed how it smoothed out the noise. He still uses this method, he finds it relaxing.
07/03/2007 12:31:16 PM · #18
Chuck Norris doesn't use a flash, he just gives the sun a karate chop.

Chuck Norris memory cards are all CF-you cards

You never hear Chuck Norris' shutter click, because your deafened by the round house kick

Chuck Norris took his own baby pictures 3 years before he was born
07/03/2007 12:20:18 PM · #19
Africa and South America were once one great land mass... until Chuck Norris planted his tripod in the middle.

Chuck Norris shoots in RAW. He does the same with his camera, too.

Message edited by author 2007-07-03 12:22:52.
07/03/2007 12:15:41 PM · #20
Chuck Norris played a grand piano in a marching band.
07/03/2007 12:14:39 PM · #21
Chuck Norris sneezed once, we call it "the Big Bang"

07/03/2007 12:10:21 PM · #22
All Chuck Norris photos are legal in Basic since every step is a form of blur.
07/03/2007 12:09:50 PM · #23
Originally posted by scalvert:

Originally posted by idnic:

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.


Two of them used to be Lance's. :-O


However Lance Armstrong has more balls then all of france.
07/03/2007 12:08:34 PM · #24
There used to be only one open challenge every week--until Chuck Norris split them in two.
07/03/2007 12:06:52 PM · #25
Originally posted by idnic:

Chuck Norris challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles" contest. Chuck Norris won by five.


Two of them used to be Lance's. :-O
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