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04/20/2006 10:24:41 AM · #1
Chuck Norris won a Blue Ribbon with a photo from his Cellphone camera... twice.
Chuck Norris can shoot sharp sport pics on bulb exposure whilst running.
Chuck Norris uses a bipod - his left and right leg.
Chuck Norris never needs to click on the update button. He simply looks at it.
Somebody once voted a 1 on Chuck Norris' entry. That person hasnt logged on since.
Chuck Norris once shot a pulitzer prize-winning photo, using nothing but a toothpick.
Chuck Norris shoots Landscape pics with macro lenses.
Somebody once tried to take a picture of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick on 1/8000 at 3200 iso. They not only failed but also got a roundhouse kick to the face.

He he he... this is all I can think of, please add some more! :)

04/20/2006 10:29:50 AM · #2
Chuck Moriss' Painting with Light challenge Ribbon winner was done by kicking the light were he wanted it to land.
04/20/2006 10:30:36 AM · #3
Chuck Norris had a disagreement with the Site Council once, the Site Council admitted they were wrong and apologized.
04/20/2006 10:32:37 AM · #4
I was an extra in a Chuck Norris movie in the 80s :P Really!
04/20/2006 10:33:29 AM · #5
Chuck Norris doesn't get DQ'ed... he gets even!
04/20/2006 10:36:21 AM · #6
For the "Painting with Light" Challenge, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the sun.

EVERY comment chuck norris makes, is useful.

04/20/2006 10:37:51 AM · #7
Chuck Norris took a picture of Earth just by jumping really high.
04/20/2006 10:38:18 AM · #8
The lighting was too "harsh" so Chuck Norris beat it into submission.
04/20/2006 10:39:02 AM · #9
Chuck Norris' self-portrait ribboned because it was the last photo left standing in the Color Studio Portrait challenge. His SP brutally beat the s**t out of the other portraits.

Edit: Then it macked on Cindi's portrait ;-)

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 10:40:18.
04/20/2006 10:41:28 AM · #10
Chuck Norris's walk-around lens is a 1200mm Canon.
04/20/2006 10:41:29 AM · #11
Originally posted by Guyver:

Chuck Norris won a Blue Ribbon with a photo from his Cellphone camera... twice.
Chuck Norris can shoot sharp sport pics on bulb exposure whilst running.
Chuck Norris uses a bipod - his left and right leg.
Chuck Norris never needs to click on the update button. He simply looks at it.
Somebody once voted a 1 on Chuck Norris' entry. That person hasnt logged on since.
Chuck Norris once shot a pulitzer prize-winning photo, using nothing but a toothpick.
Chuck Norris shoots Landscape pics with macro lenses.
Somebody once tried to take a picture of Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick on 1/8000 at 3200 iso. They not only failed but also got a roundhouse kick to the face.

He he he... this is all I can think of, please add some more! :)


lol...I can't. I'm cracking up too hard to add more to this.
04/20/2006 10:46:23 AM · #12
THIS is awesome!!! im going to try to make some up....man im still laughing.....there is a Web site with all these Chuck Norris Studd like this...ill try to post the web site here....Funny stuff!!
04/20/2006 10:50:16 AM · #13
Chuck Norris once shot an entire royal wedding without a battery in his camera.
Chuck Norris became a war photographer when he was 5.

*Edit*

Frames per second are actually based on Chuck Norris's roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can shoot film in his digital camera.
Chuck Norris once took a blue ribbon shot by accidentally pushing the shutter with his beard.

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 10:54:09.
04/20/2006 10:57:19 AM · #14
When Chuck Norris enters a photo challenge, all other entries apply for self DQ.
04/20/2006 10:57:39 AM · #15
Chuck Norris doesn't take picture; he IS pictures.
Chuck Norris converts RAW files with his own sense of self worth.

04/20/2006 11:00:36 AM · #16
Originally posted by Givemeashot:

THIS is awesome!!! im going to try to make some up....man im still laughing.....there is a Web site with all these Chuck Norris Studd like this...ill try to post the web site here....Funny stuff!!


Here's one I had bookmarked. ;)
//www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck

ROFL!

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 11:00:48.
04/20/2006 11:07:55 AM · #17
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HERE IT IS!!!!
Chuck Norris Facts

Message edited by author 2006-04-20 11:43:32.
04/20/2006 11:12:14 AM · #18
Chuck Norris uses freshly killed bodies as models.
04/20/2006 11:30:58 AM · #19
Chuck Norris doesn't use woodies, he round house kicks real people in the forest and then photographs their corpses.

Chuck Norris once won a blue ribbon with a crayon drawing. He put the crayon on his monitor and roundhoused it until he had valid exif data.

Chuck Norris can see in the dark with his 3200000 ISO eyes.

04/20/2006 11:34:35 AM · #20
Originally posted by Strikeslip:

Chuck Norris had a disagreement with the Site Council once, the Site Council admitted they were wrong and apologized.


Haha ;-)
04/20/2006 11:41:14 AM · #21
Chuck Norris doesn't use a camera. He roundhouse kicks the scene freezing time and compressing it into 8x10 3000000 dpi image.
04/20/2006 11:44:52 AM · #22
Chuck norris Doesnt't Need Auto Focus, Because Chuck Norris IS Auto Focus..
04/20/2006 11:45:09 AM · #23
Sorry if this sounds weird, I am actually not a fan of Chuck Norris, I think he's pretty lame and every few moments of his movies that I have seen pretty much sucked.... Gotta get in on the fun post though.

Chuck Norris (substitute Arnold or whoever) doesn't take snapshots. He snaps shots in half!

When Chuck Norris takes pictures at 32000 ISO, the camera knows to exclude the noise.

Chuck Norris once took a Blue Ribbon photograph with the lens cap on. Everyone though that was pretty stupid, so he roundhouse kicked everyone on DPC and that's why our voting is so different now.

Since Chuck Norris joined DPC, troll votes have disappear because they are all >*ROUNDHOUSED*<! Nobody votes 1 on Chuck Norris's photo.

Chuck Norris won a blue ribbon for a picture that he did not take, nor was submitted. It simply appeared on the front page because it knew what was good for it. It has since been removed because the picture was so good, it crashed the website because the server kept looking at it.

When Chuck Norris doesn't have a flash, he roundhouse kicks the air so fast, it creates a lightning bolt from the static. All cameras nearby take the picture automatically because they know that the lighting will be perfect.

Chuck norris has a 50mm f/0.1. The DOF is amazing and it's sharp as can be, even wide open.

When Chuck Norris tells little kids to smile naturally, look at the camera and don't move, they do as they're told.

My favorite from that site was the one about the ants. Little kids enjoy burning ants with a magnifying glass. Chuck norris enjoys burning little kids with ants. Scientists have yet to discover how this is accomplished.

#2 was, There is no such thing as Global Warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
04/20/2006 11:48:59 AM · #24
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04/20/2006 11:52:40 AM · #25
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