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04/07/2006 10:46:22 PM · #1
A magazine in a Boston, Mass., has released its list of the ugliest male celebrities.

The Phoenix arts and entertainment alternative newsweekly ranked the "100 unsexiest unsexiest men in the world."

Comedian Gilbert Gottfried topped the list. Several surprises made the list, including actor Brad Pitt.

Complete List:

001. Gilbert Gottfried
002. Randy Johnson
003. Roger Ebert
004. Dr. Phil McGraw
005. Alan Colmes
006. Chad Kroeger
007. Mike Mills
008. Osama Bin Laden
009. Jay Leno
010. Don Imus
011. Michael Jackson
012. Wallace Shawn
013. Mike D. of the Beastie Boys
014. Richard Simmons
015. Jon Lovitz
016. Carrot Top
017. Jerry Seinfeld
018. Malcolm Gladwell
019. Chevy Chase
020. Raffi
021. Ron Howard
022. Clint Howard
023. Bill Gates
024. Paul Shaffer
025. Axl Rose
026. Tim Burton
027. Edward James Olmos
028. Gerard Way
029. Don Zimmer
030. Tony Kornheiser
031. Chris Kattan
032. Otis Nixon
033. Julian Tavarez
034. Christopher Lloyd
035. Willie McGee
036. Pat Cummings
037. Scottie Pippen
038. Larry David
039. Michael Moore
040. Al Franken
041. Paris Latsis
042. Rush Limbaugh
043. David Gest
044. Gary Busey
045. Nick Nolte
046. Leif Garrett
047. Andy Dick
048. Scott Stapp
049. Lyle Lovett
050. Ric Ocasek
051. Bill Wyman
052. Danny DeVito
053. Peter Jackson
054. Drew Carey
055. Newt Gingrich
056. Rob Schneider
057. Ed O'Neil
058. Bill O'Reilly
059. Clay Aiken
060. Joe Lieberman
061. Jim Gaffigan
062. Bill Maher
063. John Popper
064. Dennis Miller
065. John Madden
066. Robert Englund
067. Robert Patrick
068. John Ashcroft
069. Joe Gannascolli
070. Kevin James
071. George Steinbrenner
072. Grady Little
073. Harvey Pekar
074. DJ Qualls
075. Joey Buttafuoco
076. Garry Shandling
077. Meat Loaf Aday
078. Joe Walsh
079. Tom from Myspace
080. Art Garfunkel
081. Brian Posehn
082. Howie Mandel
083. Barry Bonds
084. Dick Vitale
085. Richie "La Bamba" Rosenberg
086. Jeff Van Gundy
087. Jimmy Johnson
088. John Clayton
089. Don Vito
090. Lemmy Kilmister
091. Jose Canseco
092. Bill Parcells
093. Ric Flair
094. Ralph Nader
095. Dennis Kacinich
096. Horatio Sanz
097. Dom DeLuise
098. Emeril Lagasse
099. Kevin Federline
100. Brad Pitt
04/07/2006 10:49:49 PM · #2
Did they come out with a female version? Actually, nevermind!
04/07/2006 10:53:02 PM · #3
Originally posted by laurielblack:

Several surprises made the list, including actor Brad Pitt.


Is the absence of Janet Reno another surprise? ;-P
04/07/2006 11:08:59 PM · #4
Jerry Seinfeld ????

He is not ugly, he is cute in a funny way.

Message edited by author 2006-04-07 23:12:33.
04/07/2006 11:11:30 PM · #5
*whew*!!

Didn't make the list!!!
04/07/2006 11:17:13 PM · #6
Originally posted by laurielblack:

008. Osama Bin Laden

Does he have a star on the Hollywood walk of fame yet?
04/07/2006 11:28:46 PM · #7
Hmm... wonder how Dr. Phil feels about being less sexy than Osama Bin Laden?
04/07/2006 11:29:05 PM · #8
Originally posted by justin_hewlett:

Originally posted by laurielblack:

008. Osama Bin Laden

Does he have a star on the Hollywood walk of fame yet?


I'll bet it's not a star of david
04/07/2006 11:30:29 PM · #9
Originally posted by scalvert:

Hmm... wonder how Dr. Phil feels about being less sexy than Osama Bin Laden?


Yeah - and Nick Nolte, the last pics I've seen of him he was look exceeding rough.
04/07/2006 11:52:53 PM · #10
My initial reactions are:

- There's no way that Ron Howard is uglier than Clint Howard.
- Ric Ocasek is #50, but married a supermodel. Rock stars get all the action.
- Joe Lieberman is a star? Well, at least he is ugly.
- Meatloaf's last name is Aday? Cool.

Heh heh, Janet Reno. Shannon's funny. :-)
04/07/2006 11:58:41 PM · #11
079. Tom from Myspace

ROFL

And actually.... I think Carrot Top should be #1. Blech!
04/08/2006 12:03:15 AM · #12
Originally posted by nsoroma79:

079. Tom from Myspace

ROFL

I thought the exact same thing, haha.
04/08/2006 12:11:13 AM · #13
I don't understand why Mick Jagger isn't on the list... He is one ugly monkey chunker... And he always makes sexy lists... Go figure...

Message edited by author 2006-04-08 00:11:38.
04/08/2006 12:24:02 AM · #14
Damn, another list I didn't make :(
04/08/2006 12:36:10 AM · #15
While I admire his work, Steve Buscemi should probably rank fairly high on this list yet seems to be missing...
04/08/2006 12:42:36 AM · #16
There seems to some confusion here; the list is "100 unsexiest", not "100 ugliest"... Many of these men are not ugly. Whether they are sexy or not is not for me to say :-)

R.
04/08/2006 01:06:45 AM · #17
How in the world was Ted Kennedy left off that list?

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04/08/2006 01:54:21 AM · #18
The feminine side (not the 'Broke Back Mountain' type) of my ego tells me that Brad Pitt is got to be a mistake.

But, the male side of my ego say, "Yeah, their all ugly!"

And, since no one knows what I truly look like, the dominent ego of me sings...

"I'm too sexy for this shirt, to sexy for this shirt....."
04/08/2006 01:58:35 AM · #19
Originally posted by theSaj:

How in the world was Ted Kennedy left off that list?


'Cuz Kennedys are by definition sexy; just ask one :-)

R.
04/08/2006 04:42:32 AM · #20
Lemmy should never be in there!!
04/08/2006 04:54:57 AM · #21
Christopher Walken has to be the scariest man alive (and yet completely badass).. but I didn't see him on there either.

A close second would be that guy that plays the Green Goblin on the first Spiderman.

...


04/08/2006 05:14:24 AM · #22
Originally posted by justin_hewlett:

Originally posted by laurielblack:

008. Osama Bin Laden

Does he have a star on the Hollywood walk of fame yet?


Not yet, but Jeanine Garafolo and Alec Baldwin are in conference with Barbra Striesand and George Clooney to make the dream come true!

<Dave ducks behind something quickly>
04/08/2006 06:48:35 AM · #23
Originally posted by LucidLotus:

Christopher Walken has to be the scariest man alive (and yet completely badass).. but I didn't see him on there either.

A close second would be that guy that plays the Green Goblin on the first Spiderman.

...


William Dufoe. Definately Badass
04/08/2006 07:27:53 AM · #24
Sometimes I just have to laugh. I have no idea who about 80% of these people are.

04/08/2006 07:43:23 AM · #25
Something that makes a man very sexy (in my book): A great sense of humor. Comedians would not be on my list of unsexy. Except...

I can't stand it when anyone opens their mouth and either stupidity or a horrible voice comes out. Gilbert Godfrey would be on the top of my list just for his annoying voice. I can't listen to him at all. He's funny when reading but not when listening. Jerry Seinfeld would also be on my unsexy list. He whines too much.

Drew Carey, Dom DeLouise, and Howie Mandel would be on my sexy list. Dom DeLouise is funny and can cook! What more could a woman want? I've had a crush on him since Smokey and the Bandit II. :)
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