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12/23/2008 08:06:21 AM · #226 |
Originally posted by Montereykiddo:
"They call this war a cloud over the land. Then they stand in the cloud and say "it's raining!""
Different one...
"Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the cool, clear water - BAM. A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head. Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I aks you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing? "
One more from same as above....
"Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?" |
I dunno the first one.
But the second oen about the deer, and said grits, is My Cousin Vinny |
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12/23/2008 08:15:50 AM · #227 |
Originally posted by brizmama:
"we can't stop here! this is bat country!" |
FEAR AND LOATHING! |
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12/23/2008 08:20:26 AM · #228 |
"You know why they put oxygen masks on planes?"
"So you can breath.."
"Oxygen gets you high. In a catastrophic emergency, you're taking giant panicked breaths. Suddenly you become euphoric, docile. You accept your fate. It's all right here. Emergency water landing - 600 miles an hour. Blank faces, calm as Hindu cows."
"That's, um... That's an interesting theory." |
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