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02/14/2006 09:38:13 PM · #1
This is totally a random question, but while sitting here using my laptop. I remembered how I watch too much CSI and Forensic Files. I told my husband "You know how they go through peoples computer histories for searches etc. to prove they murdered someone?" On recent shows we've watched, there were killers who searched on their computer for "how to kill someone and not get caught, etc" Duh. Anyways, today while trying to see if I could figure out why one of our cats pee's on my rugs occasionally, lol I told my husband if he ever ended up murdered, the police wouldn't blame me, but they would wonder why I had a search named "female cat urine heat".

Edited to say: Yes, I realize I have too much time on my hands.

So, now to the question part. What is the strangest search you can currently find in your search history? Try to keep it at least as clean as "female cat urine heat", lol.

Message edited by author 2006-02-14 21:39:53.
02/14/2006 09:44:50 PM · #2
In my google search I can find:

baby poop
baby shit
beef how low can you go
marijuana cigarette
shitty baby
squishy manchester

DON'T ASK!!!!!!!
02/14/2006 09:46:32 PM · #3
Yeah, I don't even want to know.
02/14/2006 09:49:02 PM · #4
Originally posted by UNCLEBRO:

In my google search I can find:

baby poop
baby shit
beef how low can you go
marijuana cigarette
shitty baby
squishy manchester

DON'T ASK!!!!!!!

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02/14/2006 09:50:40 PM · #5
hmmm....

mine would probably be "get away with murdering husband" -- JK, dont send the feds!
02/14/2006 09:51:57 PM · #6
Maybe I should look up "How to get husband to pick up dirty clothes?"
How come I never thought of that before?
02/14/2006 09:55:30 PM · #7
I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!
02/14/2006 09:58:11 PM · #8
Originally posted by crayon:

I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!


Riiiighhhhttttt.........you don't work for the post office do you?

:)
02/14/2006 10:04:09 PM · #9
Originally posted by Picture This:

Originally posted by crayon:

I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!


Riiiighhhhttttt.........you don't work for the post office do you?

:)


What is it with the post office?
I really dun get it, hehe... is it a US joke coz I'm not from around :)
02/14/2006 10:12:58 PM · #10
Despite my raunchy demeanor (lol) my search history is pretty lame ... a few for photography contests, searched for my name a few times and my web site ... I know... boring... but most of my net time is spent on DPC.
02/14/2006 10:15:49 PM · #11
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

... but most of my net time is spent on DPC.


...and spent on CHEESE eh? ;)
02/14/2006 10:18:29 PM · #12
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

... but most of my net time is spent on DPC.


...and spent on CHEESE eh? ;)


I have got to do something more outrageous than that cheese shot ... LOL..I think it's about time for me to give everyone something fresh to remember me by ;-)
02/14/2006 10:20:58 PM · #13
best search I have:

more cowbell

(needed that damned animated gif for something)
02/14/2006 10:21:28 PM · #14
Originally posted by fotomann_forever:

I have got to do something more outrageous than that cheese shot ... LOL..I think it's about time for me to give everyone something fresh to remember me by ;-)


lets try whip-cream this time, LOL !!!
02/14/2006 10:35:03 PM · #15
Fotomann .. it had better be good cuz I have a feeling you are never going to live that one down :)
02/14/2006 10:38:32 PM · #16
Originally posted by mystopia:

Fotomann .. it had better be good cuz I have a feeling you are never going to live that one down :)


I'm sure he got lots of fan-mails (or PMs) after that cheese submission, heh!
02/14/2006 10:42:33 PM · #17
Originally posted by crayon:

Originally posted by mystopia:

Fotomann .. it had better be good cuz I have a feeling you are never going to live that one down :)


I'm sure he got lots of fan-mails (or PMs) after that cheese submission, heh!


Yeah, I'm a regular celebrity ' . substr('//i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/humphouse/24.gif', strrpos('//i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/humphouse/24.gif', '/') + 1) . '.

<end of hi-jack>

Message edited by author 2006-02-14 22:43:31.
02/14/2006 10:44:33 PM · #18
A few of my more novel recent searches (in no particular order):
watching whippets shiver

quantitative confirmation of exactly how much of a loser you are.

Bring a dead stiff squirrel and get in free.

I'm sure that I've done more interesting searches lately, but these are the only ones that came to mind offhand. It's people like me that find Amazon's Statistically Improbable Phrases helpful.

02/14/2006 10:50:03 PM · #19
I looked up "Canine menstural cycle" today :)
02/14/2006 11:01:15 PM · #20
Originally posted by crayon:

What is it with the post office?
I really dun get it, hehe... is it a US joke coz I'm not from around :)


It's called "going postal"; there were a couple incidents a few years ago where unjappy post office employees (former employees, fired? I forget) came to work with guns and opened fire on fellow employees; the phrase became iconic for disgruntled employees shooting up their (usually former) workplaces. Definitely "American".

R.
02/14/2006 11:16:14 PM · #21
Originally posted by crayon:

What is it with the post office?
I really dun get it, hehe... is it a US joke coz I'm not from around :)


Check out going postal on wikipedia.
02/14/2006 11:18:27 PM · #22
Originally posted by crayon:

I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!


That's fine if they search YOUR computer, but what if they were to search the records of your ISP and their records for activity under your account(s)?
02/15/2006 06:46:40 AM · #23
Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by crayon:

I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!


That's fine if they search YOUR computer, but what if they were to search the records of your ISP and their records for activity under your account(s)?

Ah thats the joy of not living in USA. AFAIK it's the only country where isp's have to give out info if asked by the Police, and the law only came into place a couple of years ago I think. In England the info is safe because of the data protection act. It makes it very hard to get at, a high court order is required.
02/15/2006 07:17:19 AM · #24
axolotl
bacaw
cat lady
douchebag
ecuadork
fargash
ghetto superstar
huge woof
i love pathogens
jewish batman
keira knightley (hehe)
low prices bowling shoes
marco and the mad spanish guitarist
neuchwanstein
overbite
pimp juice
quadrangle hotel
raccoon on crack
sea cow
threen
upchuck
ventriloquist
wynona rider shoplifter
x-rizzle
yatta
zamboner

Amen bothas.


02/15/2006 08:31:48 AM · #25
I found some random searches I had made; not too illegal.
But weird and funny when taken out of context.

Grave’s disease eyes
How to set cuisinart coffee pot clock
alopecia
korean dictator
chimp suit
business suit monkey
olympic harassment
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