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02/15/2006 10:35:35 PM · #1
Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by jadin:

owner dies cat eats human
chlamydia [is not a flower]

only looked it up for spelling the quote... no really!


My wife used to do Birth Certificates in the hospital, one new mother wanted to name her baby girl Chlamydia because she thought it sounded pretty. She had NO clue what it meant. She was 14. The nurses told her what it meant and she decided on another name.

How about Proteus for a boy?

Reminds me of that jazzy song The Girl from Treponema ... : )
02/15/2006 09:45:44 PM · #2
Originally posted by jadin:

owner dies cat eats human
chlamydia [is not a flower]

only looked it up for spelling the quote... no really!


My wife used to do Birth Certificates in the hospital, one new mother wanted to name her baby girl Chlamydia because she thought it sounded pretty. She had NO clue what it meant. She was 14. The nurses told her what it meant and she decided on another name.
02/15/2006 08:41:59 PM · #3
owner dies cat eats human
chlamydia [is not a flower]

only looked it up for spelling the quote... no really!
02/15/2006 08:21:45 PM · #4
Originally posted by karmat:

Originally posted by SJCarter:

Okay, I couldn't resist looking through my history (which I am now going to promptly erase). Here's a sample:

lego porn



??????????????

;)


Did you say Lego porn?
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LoL
02/15/2006 06:26:43 PM · #5
You all have to look up Trunk Monkey and watch the videos. VERY FUNNY STUFF
02/15/2006 06:01:43 PM · #6
And for those of you wondering... It was because of a forum thread on DPC! that I looked up lego porn. ROFL I'm not the ONLY sick puppy in the bunch! HAHAHAHA
02/15/2006 05:30:49 PM · #7
dancing chicken

looking for this site

//www.subservientchicken.com/

makes me smile :)
02/15/2006 05:17:15 PM · #8
No way I'm telling any of my searches :) But I did want to share a story... my little brother borrowed my computer when he was 13 and when I got it back I was running a search and saw that the last thing he'd looked up was "female pictures lewd"... what kind of 13 year old uses the word "lewd"?
02/15/2006 05:10:17 PM · #9
bikini karate babes. which happens to be a real video game...who knew
02/15/2006 05:04:55 PM · #10
Originally posted by greatandsmall:

Originally posted by Picture This:


I missed that one. I think that goes on my list of the most disturbing, lol. Add that to "Mail Poop". For some reason I found the "eating spiders while sleeping" hilarious.

To think I thought the female cat urine heat thing was odd :)


Aww come on. You know you want some poop. What's your address? ;^)


You guys are killing me. I nearly bust a gut on the last two posts :)

And just to clarify, I do not want any poop. There are 5 kids around here, 2 cats and a dog, i've seen more poop than anyone should have to in a lifetime, lol.
02/15/2006 04:49:48 PM · #11
Originally posted by Picture This:


I missed that one. I think that goes on my list of the most disturbing, lol. Add that to "Mail Poop". For some reason I found the "eating spiders while sleeping" hilarious.

To think I thought the female cat urine heat thing was odd :)


Aww come on. You know you want some poop. What's your address? ;^)
02/15/2006 04:47:39 PM · #12
ROFLMAO... There was a good reason for it - honest! (Now if I could just remember it...) LOL
02/15/2006 04:40:50 PM · #13
Originally posted by karmat:

Originally posted by SJCarter:

Okay, I couldn't resist looking through my history (which I am now going to promptly erase). Here's a sample:

lego porn



??????????????

;)


I missed that one. I think that goes on my list of the most disturbing, lol. Add that to "Mail Poop". For some reason I found the "eating spiders while sleeping" hilarious.

To think I thought the female cat urine heat thing was odd :)
02/15/2006 04:16:34 PM · #14
Originally posted by SJCarter:

Okay, I couldn't resist looking through my history (which I am now going to promptly erase). Here's a sample:

lego porn



??????????????

;)
02/15/2006 03:54:35 PM · #15
bath pregnant labor
black cohosh
blue cohosh
break water self
break water yourself
encourage contractions
induction methods
keep contractions coming
sustain contractions

Any ideas what's on my mind!? I was due Monday :(
02/15/2006 03:46:28 PM · #16
Originally posted by laurielblack:

An eclectic mix for sure...

texas chili recipe
penny loves kenny boots
general george patton
patton photos
debra winger urban cowboy
the satire of jonathan swift a modest proposal
sheryl crow
sir mix a lot
andrew lloyd webber
anti-valentine


Oh, Laurie!

Now we know you like big butts and you cannot lie! <grin!>
02/15/2006 01:54:26 PM · #17
Snapshot of my life, A to Z(Y, really):

Ad Craft steak knives gaucho
bow wow wow maserati
collecting horseshoe crabs
dissosiative disorder
epiphyte
finding fulgurites florida
ginger beer
hypoglycemia causes
image cigar
junkers finding stuff in garbage
KVM switchbox
Levitate
mail poop
narrow strapfern
opium production afghanistan
polymetallic nodule
quiche recipe
reversing lense screw mount on canon camera
selling owl pellets
ting
uss lincoln
va benefit cuts
wheel bearing dodge ram 3500 parts 2001 timken
Yellow Sigatoka image

Now I'm off to google raccoon on crack!

Message edited by author 2006-02-15 13:55:14.
02/15/2006 01:26:38 PM · #18
Okay, I couldn't resist looking through my history (which I am now going to promptly erase). Here's a sample:

armageddon radio felching
bringing down the house
carbohydrate stripper
carl malden photo
clear plastic envelopes
eating spiders while asleep
guy noir
gymnastics mat
hairless chinese crested dog roanoke
hippa
i want a hippopotamus for christmas
if a man does not keep pace with his companions
jupiter temperature
lego porn
lynnhaven pier
maldives
nelly
nitsche
online prescription medication
peace corps
pharasees
pixar short birds
psychiatry department
queen latifah
rammstein
SWOT
tarsier monkey
texas hold em chris moneymaker
the truth will set you free conspiracy theory
vegemite
wallace and gromit

Yikes!

Message edited by author 2006-02-15 13:31:32.
02/15/2006 01:07:21 PM · #19
An eclectic mix for sure...

texas chili recipe
penny loves kenny boots
general george patton
patton photos
debra winger urban cowboy
the satire of jonathan swift a modest proposal
sheryl crow
sir mix a lot
andrew lloyd webber
anti-valentine
02/15/2006 01:03:58 PM · #20
Norwich to South Carolina...quite the transition :) I'm looking forward to your F.A.Cup game on Saturday, should be a good battle. My prediction, 2-1 to Liverpool. I'm quite tempted actually to visit ladbrokes and see what odds they can give me on Gary Neville developing a sudden injury before the game :)

You might want to check this link out, its a goodun ;)

Click

Sorry for the footy related hijack people.

Thanks for the fave UNCLEBRO, it does wonders for the confidence.

Message edited by author 2006-02-15 13:06:22.
02/15/2006 12:45:03 PM · #21
Originally posted by WaysOfSeeing:

Originally posted by UNCLEBRO:



I was trying to check out a rumor that I heard somewhere that Park Ji Sung's nickname was Squishy.
Can you confirm it?


No idea mate, but then I'm a Manchester City fan so I'd be branded a heretic if I did know :) Are you a red? Do you follow the premier league?


Yes, I'm a red.
And I watch more premiership games live on tv in America than I did in when I lived in England
I used to live in Norwich and managed to get to about 6 games at Old Trafford (I even went to Maine Road for a derby one year!)
Now I live in South Carolina but I went back three years ago and went to Old Trafford and saw Ruud score a hat trick against Fulham :-)
I also saw Man Utd on their U.S tour last season.
02/15/2006 11:22:52 AM · #22
Originally posted by UNCLEBRO:



I was trying to check out a rumor that I heard somewhere that Park Ji Sung's nickname was Squishy.
Can you confirm it?


No idea mate, but then I'm a Manchester City fan so I'd be branded a heretic if I did know :) Are you a red? Do you follow the premier league?
02/15/2006 10:26:43 AM · #23
current loop serial
CS2 xmp metadata
delta airlines
photos that sell frost
sox
sarbanes-oxley
png transparency
function point analysis

Damn, I must be a geek.

Message edited by author 2006-02-15 10:26:58.
02/15/2006 10:25:12 AM · #24
Originally posted by WaysOfSeeing:

Originally posted by UNCLEBRO:

In my google search I can find:

squishy manchester



Now I'm inquisitive - being a Mancunian and all :)


I was trying to check out a rumor that I heard somewhere that Park Ji Sung's nickname was Squishy.
Can you confirm it?
02/15/2006 10:08:29 AM · #25
Originally posted by bluenova:

Originally posted by Spazmo99:

Originally posted by crayon:

I always erase my tracks with hard disk wipes (they rewrite the tracks until it's not recoverable).

It's because I have an interest in handguns, bullets and certain rifles, and my internet searches includes lots of names and gun models - definately not something I wish to be associated with!


That's fine if they search YOUR computer, but what if they were to search the records of your ISP and their records for activity under your account(s)?

Ah thats the joy of not living in USA. AFAIK it's the only country where isp's have to give out info if asked by the Police, and the law only came into place a couple of years ago I think. In England the info is safe because of the data protection act. It makes it very hard to get at, a high court order is required.


You don't think there are ways around that?
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