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02/14/2006 05:21:15 PM · #9276 |
Originally posted by mavrik:
Originally posted by Palmetto_Pixels:
Originally posted by mavrik:
...Nobody is "officially" excluded.... |
ooo ooo... can I be excluded?!?!?
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Only unofficialy. :) |
Dangit... I officially made it into the underground, does that help? |
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02/14/2006 05:28:36 PM · #9277 |
I don't post much, every once in a while popping in. Am very sorry to hear and read what happened.
I too will miss jsas, he wrote some of the most beautiful poems I've read and was continually growing in his photography.
My wish this Valentine's Day is that he and his wife get through this with an even deeper love and trust. Every time he spoke of her, it was positively glowing with his love of her. I hope that she will in time remember it.
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02/14/2006 05:39:24 PM · #9278 |
Originally posted by mavrik:
Originally posted by frisca:
i don't think anyone ought to be excluded from posting in this thread. Whether they were here from the first page or just join now. DPC has open forums for all its members. |
Nobody is "officially" excluded. A bit of a suck happened and I don't think it's right for the whole dpc world to descend on our party just to see what happened and figure out who's done what to who. Of course my word isn't DPC policy - but it is a request and it's my intent to ignore anyone who comes to the party late wondering about the drama. I'd think that would be SC's goal too.
I mean - don't you hate when the Internet helps ruin a good thing? |
i admit i don't know whats going on and am curious. jsas seemed like a great guy.
i am, however, a regular visitor and contributor to this thread.
if someone wants to PM me about this, feel free. otherwise, I'll just wonder.
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02/14/2006 06:38:04 PM · #9279 |
Saint - youre not the only one
i still have no clue as to why my name was drug into this saga.
I hope for Jeffs sake everything smooths out. Otherwise, please, lets drop it.
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02/14/2006 07:12:43 PM · #9280 |
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02/14/2006 07:13:09 PM · #9281 |
| What did the fish say when he hit the wall in the lake? |
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02/14/2006 07:20:36 PM · #9282 |
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02/14/2006 07:25:44 PM · #9283 |
dang it. good job Sky but actually its dam. LOL
Message edited by author 2006-02-14 19:26:16. |
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02/14/2006 07:25:59 PM · #9284 |
| a man walked into a bar... |
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02/14/2006 07:26:35 PM · #9285 |
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02/14/2006 07:27:10 PM · #9286 |
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02/14/2006 07:31:25 PM · #9287 |
An elderly couple go to their doctor for a checkup. The man goes in first. "How're you doing?" asks the doctor.
"Pretty good," answers the old man. "I'm eating well, and I'm still in control of my bowels and bladder. In fact, when I get up at night to pee, the good Lord turns the light on for me."
The doctor decides not to comment on that last statement, and goes into the next room to check on the man's wife.
"How're you feeling?" he asks.
"I'm doing well," answers the old woman. "I still have lots of energy and I'm not feeling any pain."
The doctor says, "That's nice. It sounds like you and your husband are both doing well. One thing though - your husband said that when he gets up to pee at night, the good Lord turns the light on for him. Do you have any idea what he means?"
"Oh No," says the woman, "He's peeing in the refrigerator again."
Message edited by author 2006-02-14 19:34:19. |
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02/14/2006 07:35:52 PM · #9288 |
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.
"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."
"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"The gentleman was your doctor."
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02/14/2006 07:40:55 PM · #9289 |
Thanks for the jokes. I needed it! 1-800flowers totaly screwed up my valentines gift to my girl. From now on I go local!
Good Evening Everyone!
Spelling
Message edited by author 2006-02-14 19:58:54. |
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02/14/2006 07:44:23 PM · #9290 |
Good Evening Erick! :O)
Message edited by author 2006-02-14 19:44:38. |
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02/14/2006 07:48:08 PM · #9291 |
Mike's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop.
In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.
He asks Mike, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"
Mike says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go "tick-tock-tick-tock" anymore.
Now it just goes "tick...tick...tick."
The old man says, "Mmm-Hm!" and steps behind the counter, where he rummages around a bit. He emerges with a huge flashlight and walks over the grandfather clock.
He turns the flashlight on, and shines it directly into the clocks face.
Then he says in a menacing voice...
Ve haf vays of making you tock!"
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02/14/2006 07:51:49 PM · #9292 |
| Groan!!! I will have to send some of these jokes to my mother. Thanks for sharing, it put a smile on my face!! |
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02/14/2006 07:59:18 PM · #9293 |
| thats really bad erin lol |
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02/14/2006 07:59:35 PM · #9294 |
These are real notes written from parents in a Mississippi school district. (Spellings have been left intact.)
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32,and also 33
Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.
Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps. |
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02/14/2006 08:01:27 PM · #9295 |
| what on earth is "and i had her shot" a spelling error for??!??!?! |
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02/14/2006 08:04:00 PM · #9296 |
Originally posted by mesmeraj:
what on earth is "and i had her shot" a spelling error for??!??!?! |
had her shot....should be had to take her for a shot, or had her given a shot
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02/14/2006 08:04:53 PM · #9297 |
some are not for spelling, but for the way they are worded
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02/14/2006 08:05:20 PM · #9298 |
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02/14/2006 08:05:29 PM · #9299 |
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02/14/2006 08:05:34 PM · #9300 |
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